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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks: What is the most stubborn type of stain to remove?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brain matter

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Brain matter.

I've heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omgggg snapppppp

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Blood,it's why I wear black and have dark wooden floors.

MWAHAHA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood, unless you wash it out while it's still wet you are never getting that stain out

Also powder spices like paprika and turmeric

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Omgggg snapppppp"

That was weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella out of white bed sheets.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Tomato sauce x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Stamens on Lillies: You know the powdery orange pollen on them?

Yep, get it on your clothes and if it gets damp/wet, - a stain forever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omgggg snapppppp

That was weird "

Great minds

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Sea man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum can be a nightmare if left

Ie didn’t notice some had hit my dress

Took it off afterwards didn’t get home till the next day

By that time dryed in and wouldn’t come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nutella out of white bed sheets."

Well then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nutella out of white bed sheets.

Well then "

Wanna test it?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Blackberry juice

Blood

Waterproof marker

Foundation.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Red wine on a light/white carpet or throw.

Might as well throw it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum off the ceiling when you've edged yourself for an hour

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Iodine. That stuff is never coming out

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Wood varnish. It stains wood. It stains clothes….forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turmeric. Source: I grew up in an Indian household

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Ink!

We stayed in a very nice private caravan that had a small ink stain on the sofa.

"Oh let's rub this stain away so the owner doesn't think we've done it"

"SHIT! Now we've got a big bloody blue stain that's even more noticeable"

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Turmeric. Source: I grew up in an Indian household "

Agreed.

Source: my brother spilled a curry on my mum's three day old cream carpet

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Blood.

Curry sauce.

Grass.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Blood can be removed by apply a mixture of salt and water in a paste texture, rub it in, leave for around half an hour, rinse then launder. Bicarbonate of soda will work the same. I have a friend who uses ammonia.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Oh, and ink comes out with the alcohol hand sanitizer.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Oh, and ink comes out with the alcohol hand sanitizer."

I’ve heard that citrus juice is efficacious on many common stains but have never tried it myself.

Stains such as gloss paint can be removed with white spirit but this technique is not recommended on coloured clothes as the spirit will bleach it

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another problem stain: Grease.

Strewth! That can be a right sod to get out of clothes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turmeric. Source: I grew up in an Indian household "

I have many turmeric stained wooden spoons.

I used to live in India, no one there used to walk round with turmeric coloured fingers, I don’t know how I mange to stain everything with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turmeric. Source: I grew up in an Indian household

Agreed.

Source: my brother spilled a curry on my mum's three day old cream carpet "

I feel bad for your Mum thinking there was hope of getting it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turmeric. Source: I grew up in an Indian household

I have many turmeric stained wooden spoons.

I used to live in India, no one there used to walk round with turmeric coloured fingers, I don’t know how I mange to stain everything with it. "

Oh it's easily done. I still never wear white clothing because growing up, it always seemed to stain just walking into the kitchen

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

Defo blood on tarmac

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Turmeric. Source: I grew up in an Indian household

Agreed.

Source: my brother spilled a curry on my mum's three day old cream carpet

I feel bad for your Mum thinking there was hope of getting it out "

The carpet fitter came back, cut the stained part out and replaced it.

Nobody ever told my mum that my brother had d*unk too much...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turmeric. Source: I grew up in an Indian household

Agreed.

Source: my brother spilled a curry on my mum's three day old cream carpet

I feel bad for your Mum thinking there was hope of getting it out

The carpet fitter came back, cut the stained part out and replaced it.

Nobody ever told my mum that my brother had d*unk too much..."

Smoooooooth and very sneaky

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Most kinds of machine oils.

LvM

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Hair dye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair dye"

This!

I think I’ve ruined just about every towel we have.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Dark fruit juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese ninja residue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair dye

This!

I think I’ve ruined just about every towel we have. "

That's not your real hair colour?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"Hair dye

This!

I think I’ve ruined just about every towel we have. "

That's easy, keep one towel just for dyeing hair and stop using every towel in the house

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Blood, unless you wash it out while it's still wet you are never getting that stain out

Also powder spices like paprika and turmeric"

Blood - salt and cold water. Lots of salt.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Donald Trump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair dye

This!

I think I’ve ruined just about every towel we have.

That's not your real hair colour? "

I’m sorry you had to find it out this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair dye

This!

I think I’ve ruined just about every towel we have.

That's easy, keep one towel just for dyeing hair and stop using every towel in the house "

That would be the smart thing to do wouldn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair dye

This!

I think I’ve ruined just about every towel we have.

That's not your real hair colour?

I’m sorry you had to find it out this way "

It's fine, I'm sure you'd look sexy if it was bright green

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