FabSwingers.com forum: You should fuck me because …

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. I’m needy and it’s always nice to do a charitable bit for those less fortunate than yourselves isn’t it?

Anyway, this isn’t about me, Fabsters, it’s about YOU.

Why should the good (and the not so good) people of Fab get jiggy and nekkid with YOU?

Who knows maybe this thread will convince someone* to actually ride you in person?

(* it won’t tbf so don’t get your hopes up)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'd advise they don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I provide shower gel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m quite warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You feel sorry for me

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letting the middle button decide.....

You should fuck me because I don't know what to do with the kids

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Because I'm amazing at the sex.

If you think a sack o spuds with a wizard's sleeve is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want to

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Because we have biscuits

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Because I like the sex and sometimes I even participate.

Mrs

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

…because I have only one condom left in the packet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make everyone you meet after look awesome.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll make everyone you meet after look awesome. "

Don't forget the ones before

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Because I’ve only got one and a half stars on ShagTripAdvisor and I’m hoping to get up to two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s needed

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Rich Tea....... your cock's too wet without one.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Ilkley

Because it's my birthday...

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

You should fuck me because if you don't a kitten dies

Also... I'd be very very very grateful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should fuck me because if you don't a kitten dies

Also... I'd be very very very grateful"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I will use a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because we have biscuits"

Custard creams please!x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’d like a shag please, fortunately being mr average I’m well placed to be well, to be thoroughly ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it's nice to do a charitable act for the older generation!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Because it's nice to do a charitable act for the older generation! "

Like care in the community? Would they get a blue badge so they can park anywhere?

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By *museBouche31Woman
over a year ago

Reigate

. . .I seem to be constantly horny this week, and I will definitely turn up.

I always turn up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm alright

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

My arse is tighter than your wife's snatch..

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

You should fuck me because it's a matter of life and death and you don't want that kinda bad juju

Pussy saves lives

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

[Removed by poster at 15/08/23 08:36:09]

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

Sounds like one of these predictive text Twitter things

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

To be able to say they did of course who wouldnt want the ultimate notch on there bedpost however be carefull what you wish for its less a notch more a chain saw to the bed

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

You get a goody bag with cake afterwards and a voucher to refer a friend

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

".. I’m needy and it’s always nice to do a charitable bit for those less fortunate than yourselves isn’t it?

Anyway, this isn’t about me, Fabsters, it’s about YOU.

Why should the good (and the not so good) people of Fab get jiggy and nekkid with YOU?

Who knows maybe this thread will convince someone* to actually ride you in person?

(* it won’t tbf so don’t get your hopes up)"

So, I tried that with Twitter predictive text: “You should fuck me because….. I’m not gonna get it because I’m gonna have a lot more to say than that but I’m not going anywhere because I’m gonna get a job”

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

I may be marginally better than a wank

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

"I may be marginally better than a wank

I’ve enjoyed plenty of those watching you on cam, bless you

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By *nternational_RescueMan
over a year ago

West Bridgford

Because I can get you into festivals, have a camper so you won't be in a tent & you'll have access to posh loos and hot showers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should. "

Worth it

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Because I am fucking amazing, no further justifications required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I am fucking amazing, no further justifications required

Hmmmm considering it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get jiggy with me because you’re curious to know if the pickle is really magic or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a choice between me and watching paint dry.. go for the paint, it is far more exciting and much wetter.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Because I am fucking amazing, no further justifications required

Hmmmm considering it"

Only considering!!! Crying myself to sleep tonight, distraught

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Because I am fucking amazing, no further justifications required

Well I’m sold

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Because i'm virgin

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

So I can give hubby the anniversary present of watching me with you

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By *tickybanditMan
over a year ago

Huntingdon

Because I need the practice

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'll leave you a 5* Trip Advisor rating...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuesday is now the time to have a sexathon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it would cheer up my morning

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"So I can give hubby the anniversary present of watching me with you

Wow, I'd definitely like to help with your anniversary plans!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.

Worth it

You’re a brave man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll leave you a 5* Trip Advisor rating..."

In! Can you get here today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I am fucking amazing, no further justifications required

Hmmmm considering it

Only considering!!! Crying myself to sleep tonight, distraught "

Ouch! I know you don’t like me but the sarcasm was so harsh. Cheers. Going to unhotlist you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

beacuse every hero needs their reward. Work hard as a firefighter - you clapped for NHS during covid, you can shag me in normal times

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

I'm like L'ORÉAL. Because I m worth it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'll leave you a 5* Trip Advisor rating...

In! Can you get here today?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pay for your Uber when you leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SLUT

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Because I'm back baby!

Oh and I love going down on women (sorry) and also have nice shoulders to nibble on!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should. "

Pass!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll pay for your Uber when you leave."

In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll leave you a 5* Trip Advisor rating...

In! Can you get here today?

I’m being serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll pay for your Uber when you leave.

In! "

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should. "

I feel like doggy with a facemask on is the solution. Sold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.

Pass! "

Very wise.

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

"So I can give hubby the anniversary present of watching me with you

Wow, I'd definitely like to help with your anniversary plans!"

interesting

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Because I am fucking amazing, no further justifications required

Hmmmm considering it

Only considering!!! Crying myself to sleep tonight, distraught

Ouch! I know you don’t like me but the sarcasm was so harsh. Cheers. Going to unhotlist you now

You started it!!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.

Pass!

Very wise. "

I know better than to fuck with the diseased!

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I can give you one good reason, our latest video.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.

I feel like doggy with a facemask on is the solution. Sold!"

Fine! I’ll try not to breathe too much.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Because I'm enthusiastic,even if I am shit

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.

Pass!

Very wise.

I know better than to fuck with the diseased!"

Leave it a few days then we can ok?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.

I feel like doggy with a facemask on is the solution. Sold!

Fine! I’ll try not to breathe too much. "

That's a whole other kink itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I'm enthusiastic,even if I am shit

Em x"

The pierced tongue is enough of a inviting factor mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.

I feel like doggy with a facemask on is the solution. Sold!

Fine! I’ll try not to breathe too much.

That's a whole other kink itself "

Don’t give him anymore ideas, please.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

I've not had sex since January, and that was 3 pumps and he was done

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Because I'm enthusiastic,even if I am shit

Em x"

I like your shit... Wait

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've not had sex since January, and that was 3 pumps and he was done

Wasn't me!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

This is a sex site and any hole's a goal amirite.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.

Pass!

Very wise.

I know better than to fuck with the diseased!

Leave it a few days then we can ok? "

Okay. Gives me time to gather my self control so it lasts a little longer this time

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This is a sex site and any hole's a goal amirite.

Well, any that will have me!

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Because I'm enthusiastic,even if I am shit

Em x

I like your shit... Wait

Ummm....

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By *teve691000Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

I’ve got wood !

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

I will be enough to turn you immediately gay and then you get to experience a whole new load of people.

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Because I give great massages beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's nothing left to watch on Netflix

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By *rHandsomePantsMan
over a year ago

RCT

Free 25p mixup and if your lucky I will throw in a a chomp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a sex site and any hole's a goal amirite.

I was hoping this was B

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Because I'm a fucking delight and I smell good and I can do that thing with my thing that'll make you do that other thing.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"This is a sex site and any hole's a goal amirite.

I was hoping this was B

Thanks Pickle that made me laugh and cheered me up

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By *OYFBWoman
over a year ago

Jersey (sometimes Notts)

I make a cracking cup of tea

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.

I feel like doggy with a facemask on is the solution. Sold!

Fine! I’ll try not to breathe too much. "

Oh that's gonna be a problem with all the moaning and harder daddy you'll be saying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have not had sex in 18 months and I need more than giving myself a wank

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Because I'm enthusiastic,even if I am shit

Em x"

Enthusiasm is all I need so I will accept this open offer graciously x

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

...you really, really want to. Look into my eyes. Look into the deep well of my soul. You feel a strange need; an attraction. You want to fuck me. You need to fuck me. Everything else is not important right now. I am the most desirable thing you've ever seen, and you must have me, now!

Alright, when your stop reading this, you will remember nothing but a desperate, insistent need to fuck me.

Stop reading... now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, come on

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Well if you haven't had a good laugh in a while come to me...or cum on me

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By *rHandsomePantsMan
over a year ago

RCT

"Well if you haven't had a good laugh in a while come to me...or cum on me

"
Yip that does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you laugh

I'll make you cum

I make good post sex food

And I always want to go again.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a sex site and any hole's a goal amirite.

I was hoping this was B

Thanks Pickle that made me laugh and cheered me up

Can’t tell if this is sarcasm but I’d also like to be inside your holes too, J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...you really, really want to. Look into my eyes. Look into the deep well of my soul. You feel a strange need; an attraction. You want to fuck me. You need to fuck me. Everything else is not important right now. I am the most desirable thing you've ever seen, and you must have me, now!

Alright, when your stop reading this, you will remember nothing but a desperate, insistent need to fuck me.

Stop reading... now."

How soon can you be here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You shouldn’t. I’m unwell. You’ll probably catch the plague. Unless you want the plague, then you definitely should.

I feel like doggy with a facemask on is the solution. Sold!

Fine! I’ll try not to breathe too much.

Oh that's gonna be a problem with all the moaning and harder daddy you'll be saying...

Right, that’s enough now!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"This is a sex site and any hole's a goal amirite.

I was hoping this was B

Thanks Pickle that made me laugh and cheered me up

Can’t tell if this is sarcasm but I’d also like to be inside your holes too, J

No, I'm feeling a little bit fragile and used today Pickle so I let a little snark fly. Your comment genuinely cheered me up.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

You should fuck me because:

I give the full boyfriend experience without the relationship part haha

Buy you wine, make you laugh, fuck you like I love you & listen to you filthy sexy fantasies/stories without getting jealous lol

Winner winner CrispyDuck for dinner

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm in The Clique™

(At least I will be when I renew my platinum membership again

)

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because.. please?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Alright, when your stop reading this, you will remember nothing but a desperate, insistent need to fuck me.

Stop reading... now.

How soon can you be here?"

I'm just waiting for a bus.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I've not had sex since January, and that was 3 pumps and he was done

What the actual fuck? You are really cute, it's a travesty.

Get your ass down to Chams on Sunday for the BBW event and make up for lost time x

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