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By *rs JandFfun OP   Couple
over a year ago

philly

I have a "lifestyle club" mardi gras party this weekend. I've been shopping for party things and putting them in a pile on my suitcase.

The kids (twin 9 year olds) keep trying to help find me certain colors I need. They asked me "who are you dressing up as?" I had to explain this is just a fun party where dad and I can dress up silly like we were kids, dance and hang w/ friends.... Oh, so you're re-living your childhood!?

I guess so. But I still dont see me as old. Lol

Funny how young minds think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids are so funny i have a 7 year old girl who recently found one of my thigh high boots and came down in it...

And asked why i had it and when did i ever wear it..

Whilst my brother and 16 year old son were sat on the sofa...I was horrified and said id got it for a fancy dress party,tarts and vicars

To which my 7 year old said"the vicar at school doesn't have cool boots"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kids are so funny i have a 7 year old girl who recently found one of my thigh high boots and came down in it...

And asked why i had it and when did i ever wear it..

Whilst my brother and 16 year old son were sat on the sofa...I was horrified and said id got it for a fancy dress party,tarts and vicars

To which my 7 year old said"the vicar at school doesn't have cool boots" "

thank god I have grandkids, any awkward questions get answered with speak to your mum and dad

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

My teenage son found my riding crop and said 'I know what your using that for, your sick and shouldn't be doing things like that at your age'!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was watching a rather amusing durex advert yesterday that was posted to my wall on facebook.. (looked liked some animal balloons but they were durex condoms in various positions)

and she ran over because of the noise and said 'never seen balloons dancing mummy.. then burst out laughing'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My teenage son found my riding crop and said 'I know what your using that for, your sick and shouldn't be doing things like that at your age'!!!

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Now that is funny PMSL

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"My teenage son found my riding crop and said 'I know what your using that for, your sick and shouldn't be doing things like that at your age'!!!

Now that is funny PMSL "

He's terrible, if I go anywhere near the condom aisle, he goes mad at me, then wanders off in the supermarket. He really does think I'm too old for sex!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I had just clambered in the car with my girlfriend of a few months and her three kids when her daughter, age 8, loudly announced 'Mummy and Gary are in love and are having sex!'

I resisted the urge to tell her it was actually loads of sex and we'd been at it for months ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had just clambered in the car with my girlfriend of a few months and her three kids when her daughter, age 8, loudly announced 'Mummy and Gary are in love and are having sex!'

I resisted the urge to tell her it was actually loads of sex and we'd been at it for months ... "

hahaha id so loved to have seen the girls face if you had done that lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I had just clambered in the car with my girlfriend of a few months and her three kids when her daughter, age 8, loudly announced 'Mummy and Gary are in love and are having sex!'

I resisted the urge to tell her it was actually loads of sex and we'd been at it for months ...

hahaha id so loved to have seen the girls face if you had done that lol "

Her mum turned crimson and told her quietly that it was inappropriate. I just sat there trying not to laugh

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"My teenage son found my riding crop and said 'I know what your using that for, your sick and shouldn't be doing things like that at your age'!!!

"

My bessie mate has instructions about what drawers to clear out and what to do with my lappy if I ever get hit by a bus...

No kids but certain members if my family don't need to be handling toys, fet kit, uniforms, large amounts of condoms and they deffo don't need to see the pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My teenage son found my riding crop and said 'I know what your using that for, your sick and shouldn't be doing things like that at your age'!!!

My bessie mate has instructions about what drawers to clear out and what to do with my lappy if I ever get hit by a bus...

No kids but certain members if my family don't need to be handling toys, fet kit, uniforms, large amounts of condoms and they deffo don't need to see the pics! "

Oh god if anything happened to me and my mother saw certain things she would be joining me,maybe i should give someone instructions lol

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

'Er indoors has strict instructions that mine has to be hit with a blowtorch, no recovery possible.

Oh I mean the laptop

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"'Er indoors has strict instructions that mine has to be hit with a blowtorch, no recovery possible.

Oh I mean the laptop "

Mine is to be passed onto another friend who has the password. There are pics of her on it too so she has a great incentive to ensure it gets cleared.

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

one of my 5 year old twins found my clit vibrator..it is black and has 3 silver round bits on top and she said "mummy...how do you turn this torch on?"lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When i was married and callum would of been about three, me and his dad had had sex in the morning with him going down on me. Later in the day callum asked me if my bottom was better when i questioned him he said i was looking through the keyhole and saw daddy kissing it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a "lifestyle club" mardi gras party this weekend. I've been shopping for party things and putting them in a pile on my suitcase.

The kids (twin 9 year olds) keep trying to help find me certain colors I need. They asked me "who are you dressing up as?" I had to explain this is just a fun party where dad and I can dress up silly like we were kids, dance and hang w/ friends.... Oh, so you're re-living your childhood!?

I guess so. But I still dont see me as old. Lol

Funny how young minds think. "

It's children's logic - and in a way you are. You are allowing yourself to play and let go. It's just that as an adult there is a little more to it.

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