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"Piers shall be promptly sacrificed to the lion after I shove the battery up his arse in a fit of sadistic glee "Good thinking for the battery! But won't you need that for the phone? ... Or would you rather sacrifice the phone just to ram the battery up his arse? | |||
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"Piers shall be promptly sacrificed to the lion after I shove the battery up his arse in a fit of sadistic glee "I'm with you on that one | |||
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"Piers shall be promptly sacrificed to the lion after I shove the battery up his arse in a fit of sadistic glee
Good thinking for the battery! But won't you need that for the phone?
... Or would you rather sacrifice the phone just to ram the battery up his arse?" Ahhh there was probably no signal anyhow so far better to derive some joy from the grim situation | |||
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"Get Piers To interview the lion while you reassemble the phone and battery - get them to track your gps location and arrange an rv point whilst leaving that fat faced fucknugget to get eaten by a bored lion "What a survivalist! Impeccable! | |||
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"Piers shall be promptly sacrificed to the lion after I shove the battery up his arse in a fit of sadistic glee
Good thinking for the battery! But won't you need that for the phone?
... Or would you rather sacrifice the phone just to ram the battery up his arse?
Ahhh there was probably no signal anyhow so far better to derive some joy from the grim situation "Yeah and... Piers might even enjoy it? ...You might be doing him a kindness? | |||
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"Lions don't live in jungles. " I came here to say this | |||
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"You have crash-landed in the middle of a jungle. A hungry man-eating lion in desperate need of human flesh prowls around the smoking wreckage. Using the following three salvaged items how do you make it safely home? 1. Battery. 2. Mobile Phone. 3. Piers Morgan." feed the lion piers morgan put a battery in your skateboard and phone ET to get you outta there  | |||
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"Lions don't live in jungles. " 'Jungle' (the word) in Africa and India (where Lions live) refers to the plains/woodlands etc they inhabit. That's where the phrase: 'King of the jungle' comes from. But in the West we don't call such places: 'Jungle'. No need to be so serious though it's just a bit of fun...  | |||
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"You have crash-landed in the middle of a jungle. A hungry man-eating lion in desperate need of human flesh prowls around the smoking wreckage. Using the following three salvaged items how do you make it safely home? 1. Battery. 2. Mobile Phone. 3. Piers Morgan." Simple put battery in phone film me killing piers and walk off while lion eats him..... I ain't letting the lion have all the fun | |||
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"I bum pierce until the lion eats him Bum the lion while it's distracted with Pierce The lion loves me now. Hitch up my pants, whistle a tune And wander off in to the sunset with my new lion friend using the phone and battery to call for help " Flawless plan but... Bumming Piers?... Could you sustain an erection for his blubbery, heaving, sweaty, hairy bottom? | |||
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"You have crash-landed in the middle of a jungle. A hungry man-eating lion in desperate need of human flesh prowls around the smoking wreckage. Using the following three salvaged items how do you make it safely home? 1. Battery. 2. Mobile Phone. 3. Piers Morgan. Simple put battery in phone film me killing piers and walk off while lion eats him..... I ain't letting the lion have all the fun " Damn... You must be a supervillain with a mind like that! Or the Punisher at least! | |||
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"I bum pierce until the lion eats him Bum the lion while it's distracted with Pierce The lion loves me now. Hitch up my pants, whistle a tune And wander off in to the sunset with my new lion friend using the phone and battery to call for help Flawless plan but... Bumming Piers?... Could you sustain an erection for his blubbery, heaving, sweaty, hairy bottom?" I've done worse things 
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"You have crash-landed in the middle of a jungle. A hungry man-eating lion in desperate need of human flesh prowls around the smoking wreckage. Using the following three salvaged items how do you make it safely home? 1. Battery. 2. Mobile Phone. 3. Piers Morgan.feed the lion piers morgan put a battery in your skateboard and phone ET to get you outta there "Perfect! Oooo you even found another item (skateboard) well done! Hope you hit that silly bastard over the head with it before you left though? | |||
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"I bum pierce until the lion eats him Bum the lion while it's distracted with Pierce The lion loves me now. Hitch up my pants, whistle a tune And wander off in to the sunset with my new lion friend using the phone and battery to call for help Flawless plan but... Bumming Piers?... Could you sustain an erection for his blubbery, heaving, sweaty, hairy bottom? I've done worse things
Besides, he might lighten up after a bit of a poke "True!! Actually he looks like he needs a ruddy good seeing too... Always so uptight looking. | |||
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"You have crash-landed in the middle of a jungle. A hungry man-eating lion in desperate need of human flesh prowls around the smoking wreckage. Using the following three salvaged items how do you make it safely home? 1. Battery. 2. Mobile Phone. 3. Piers Morgan.feed the lion piers morgan put a battery in your skateboard and phone ET to get you outta there
Perfect! Oooo you even found another item (skateboard) well done! Hope you hit that silly bastard over the head with it before you left though?"piers? | |||
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"You have crash-landed in the middle of a jungle. A hungry man-eating lion in desperate need of human flesh prowls around the smoking wreckage. Using the following three salvaged items how do you make it safely home? 1. Battery. 2. Mobile Phone. 3. Piers Morgan.feed the lion piers morgan put a battery in your skateboard and phone ET to get you outta there
Perfect! Oooo you even found another item (skateboard) well done! Hope you hit that silly bastard over the head with it before you left though?"No the lion was chomping on his bones | |||
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"Mobile phones contain ion lithium battery And maybe the other battery is ion lithium battery but you didn’t state they so I will assume not When a ion lithium battery is exposed to oxygen it crates a mini fire To I would tie up peris to a tree and stick the mobile is his pocket And wait for the lion to eat him in doing so will pumpcher the batty in the phone expose the ion lithium to oxygen witch in turn will set the lion on fire Job done now to find my way home " Hmmm self-reliance... Not having confidence in the phone to save you... I like that. | |||
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"However you did say "salvaged", which implies Piers was discovered amongst the wreckage. I'm not sure why you'd go the effort of salvaging him. Perhaps a book deal/interview or something ?" At first I was about to leave him there but then i saw the hungry Lion and figured he might come in handy after all. | |||
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"I’ve thought about it, and came to the conclusion that I’d be eaten by the lion before I could come up with a plan "Terrible! I hope you can at least find your way out of these forums safely...  | |||
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"Mobile phones contain ion lithium battery And maybe the other battery is ion lithium battery but you didn’t state they so I will assume not When a ion lithium battery is exposed to oxygen it crates a mini fire To I would tie up peris to a tree and stick the mobile is his pocket And wait for the lion to eat him in doing so will pumpcher the batty in the phone expose the ion lithium to oxygen witch in turn will set the lion on fire Job done now to find my way home Hmmm self-reliance... Not having confidence in the phone to save you... I like that." I mean if the other batty is also ion lithium then I would have used that but you didn’t state if it was or not so I assume it’s a normal akine one witch doesn’t go on fire when exposed to air The mobile phone is only good if you can get rid off the lion as no matter what there’s still going to be a lion so going to have to find away to get rid off it have the lion pumpcher the battery setting off a 3000 digress thermal torch in its mouth should do the trick | |||
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"Mobile phones contain ion lithium battery And maybe the other battery is ion lithium battery but you didn’t state they so I will assume not When a ion lithium battery is exposed to oxygen it crates a mini fire To I would tie up peris to a tree and stick the mobile is his pocket And wait for the lion to eat him in doing so will pumpcher the batty in the phone expose the ion lithium to oxygen witch in turn will set the lion on fire Job done now to find my way home Hmmm self-reliance... Not having confidence in the phone to save you... I like that. I mean if the other batty is also ion lithium then I would have used that but you didn’t state if it was or not so I assume it’s a normal akine one witch doesn’t go on fire when exposed to air The mobile phone is only good if you can get rid off the lion as no matter what there’s still going to be a lion so going to have to find away to get rid off it have the lion pumpcher the battery setting off a 3000 digress thermal torch in its mouth should do the trick " Yeah i suppose once the lion eats Piers... (which could take a while to get through all that blubber and grisle), it could come after you... So good idea despatching it... And perhaps now you could even eat the lion??? Would it be safe to eat having been fried in this ... chemical fire??? | |||
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"Mobile phones contain ion lithium battery And maybe the other battery is ion lithium battery but you didn’t state they so I will assume not When a ion lithium battery is exposed to oxygen it crates a mini fire To I would tie up peris to a tree and stick the mobile is his pocket And wait for the lion to eat him in doing so will pumpcher the batty in the phone expose the ion lithium to oxygen witch in turn will set the lion on fire Job done now to find my way home Hmmm self-reliance... Not having confidence in the phone to save you... I like that. I mean if the other batty is also ion lithium then I would have used that but you didn’t state if it was or not so I assume it’s a normal akine one witch doesn’t go on fire when exposed to air The mobile phone is only good if you can get rid off the lion as no matter what there’s still going to be a lion so going to have to find away to get rid off it have the lion pumpcher the battery setting off a 3000 digress thermal torch in its mouth should do the trick Yeah i suppose once the lion eats Piers... (which could take a while to get through all that blubber and grisle), it could come after you... So good idea despatching it... And perhaps now you could even eat the lion??? Would it be safe to eat having been fried in this ... chemical fire???" Ooo it will not take long they go though a gizzle that wights like 500lbs in like 5 minutes It pick a human apart in minutes so you have to and probably not save to eat but at least you can find a away home | |||
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"Mobile phones contain ion lithium battery And maybe the other battery is ion lithium battery but you didn’t state they so I will assume not When a ion lithium battery is exposed to oxygen it crates a mini fire To I would tie up peris to a tree and stick the mobile is his pocket And wait for the lion to eat him in doing so will pumpcher the batty in the phone expose the ion lithium to oxygen witch in turn will set the lion on fire Job done now to find my way home Hmmm self-reliance... Not having confidence in the phone to save you... I like that. I mean if the other batty is also ion lithium then I would have used that but you didn’t state if it was or not so I assume it’s a normal akine one witch doesn’t go on fire when exposed to air The mobile phone is only good if you can get rid off the lion as no matter what there’s still going to be a lion so going to have to find away to get rid off it have the lion pumpcher the battery setting off a 3000 digress thermal torch in its mouth should do the trick Yeah i suppose once the lion eats Piers... (which could take a while to get through all that blubber and grisle), it could come after you... So good idea despatching it... And perhaps now you could even eat the lion??? Would it be safe to eat having been fried in this ... chemical fire??? Ooo it will not take long they go though a gizzle that wights like 500lbs in like 5 minutes It pick a human apart in minutes so you have to and probably not save to eat but at least you can find a away home " So kind of you... To class Piers Morgan as 'human' is such a dignity... | |||
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"Knocking out Piers Moron and feeding him to the Lion is a result in itself." Piers Moron lol | |||
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"Mobile phones contain ion lithium battery And maybe the other battery is ion lithium battery but you didn’t state they so I will assume not When a ion lithium battery is exposed to oxygen it crates a mini fire To I would tie up peris to a tree and stick the mobile is his pocket And wait for the lion to eat him in doing so will pumpcher the batty in the phone expose the ion lithium to oxygen witch in turn will set the lion on fire Job done now to find my way home Hmmm self-reliance... Not having confidence in the phone to save you... I like that. I mean if the other batty is also ion lithium then I would have used that but you didn’t state if it was or not so I assume it’s a normal akine one witch doesn’t go on fire when exposed to air The mobile phone is only good if you can get rid off the lion as no matter what there’s still going to be a lion so going to have to find away to get rid off it have the lion pumpcher the battery setting off a 3000 digress thermal torch in its mouth should do the trick Yeah i suppose once the lion eats Piers... (which could take a while to get through all that blubber and grisle), it could come after you... So good idea despatching it... And perhaps now you could even eat the lion??? Would it be safe to eat having been fried in this ... chemical fire??? Ooo it will not take long they go though a gizzle that wights like 500lbs in like 5 minutes It pick a human apart in minutes so you have to and probably not save to eat but at least you can find a away home So kind of you... To class Piers Morgan as 'human' is such a dignity..." I am just thinking in retrospect off logic | |||
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"Feeding Piers Morgan to the lion seems a bit cruel to the lion." Hmmmm... Yes... Poor Lion... Never thought of that. Would the Lion even survive eating all that shite? | |||
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