FabSwingers.com forum: I'd really like...

By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

Yep. That's it.

What would you like right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spooning style cuddle, no sexy time just embrace and warmth in front of a movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kinder bueno, the white one!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Ummmm..... Oh god, the pressure....

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A roast dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a rare good mood, Id like the sex please.

Though I need an hour I've just eaten pasta.

And I'm not shaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the sex stuff as well

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Someone to do my food shop for me...have been putting it off all day.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'm in a rare good mood, Id like the sex please.

Though I need an hour I've just eaten pasta.

And I'm not shaving. "

Well that's a pass... Ta!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the sex stuff as well"

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

A purpose.

And maybe a tub of Haagen dazs.

Minter wonderland.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"A spooning style cuddle, no sexy time just embrace and warmth in front of a movie

Oh that's so cute!

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By *iscrete2meatMan
over a year ago

Stockton on Tees

"I'm in a rare good mood, Id like the sex please.

Though I need an hour I've just eaten pasta.

And I'm not shaving. "

Well the carbs should be goodx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That lass from that company to return the call that she promised me 3 hours ago … grrrrr!

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By *ifeIsntSeriousMan
over a year ago

Rugby

A gelato... in Italy

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"A kinder bueno, the white one!"

See I'm trying to be positive but you really don't have good taste in chocolate.

Fingers crossed you'll get one soon though!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I'm in a rare good mood, Id like the sex please.

Though I need an hour I've just eaten pasta.

And I'm not shaving. "

I might fancy fucking a lookalike Brian Blessed!! What time you free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the sex stuff as well

I know

who am I kidding! Just give me the chocolate!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The Mr's cock, I'll have to wait.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in a rare good mood, Id like the sex please.

Though I need an hour I've just eaten pasta.

And I'm not shaving. "

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"That lass from that company to return the call that she promised me 3 hours ago … grrrrr! "

That's an elite level requirement. End of the week if you're lucky, Dan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kinder bueno, the white one!

See I'm trying to be positive but you really don't have good taste in chocolate.

Fingers crossed you'll get one soon though!"

How dare you. How DARE YOU.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Ummmm..... Oh god, the pressure...."

Come on man, rise to the occasion.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese food

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"A kinder bueno, the white one!

See I'm trying to be positive but you really don't have good taste in chocolate.

Fingers crossed you'll get one soon though!

How dare you. How DARE YOU. "

Don't do it man, she is on one. Meli is looking to cause drama. They are all a bit crazy tonight.

Even the grumpy one wants the sex. I mean what's all this about?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Ummmm..... Oh god, the pressure....

Come on man, rise to the occasion."

I already did in the penis reveal thread!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Someone to cook dinner for me.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Chinese food "

I am having thai, any good

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"A roast dinner "

Would you ever have macaroni cheese with your roast?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

A chocolate dream doughnut from Krispy Kreme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kinder bueno, the white one!

See I'm trying to be positive but you really don't have good taste in chocolate.

Fingers crossed you'll get one soon though!

How dare you. How DARE YOU.

Don't do it man, she is on one. Meli is looking to cause drama. They are all a bit crazy tonight.

Even the grumpy one wants the sex. I mean what's all this about? "

She's on day release

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"A roast dinner

Would you ever have macaroni cheese with your roast?"

I’ll try anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chinese food

I am having thai, any good

That’s my favourite.

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

World Peace.

Rampant sex.

A Pink Unicorn.

Oh, did you mean realistically?

Strawberries and cream after tea.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Someone to put my ironing away and clean my bathroom

Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A kinder bueno, the white one!

See I'm trying to be positive but you really don't have good taste in chocolate.

Fingers crossed you'll get one soon though!

How dare you. How DARE YOU.

Don't do it man, she is on one. Meli is looking to cause drama. They are all a bit crazy tonight.

Even the grumpy one wants the sex. I mean what's all this about?

She's on day release

Just remember, I bite.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I'm in a rare good mood, Id like the sex please.

Though I need an hour I've just eaten pasta.

And I'm not shaving. "

Yay! I like this for you.

Find a man who doesn't mind a bit of bloat. Or hair. Some men go feral for body hair. Get yourself one of those. And a paper bag. For them, not you.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"A kinder bueno, the white one!

See I'm trying to be positive but you really don't have good taste in chocolate.

Fingers crossed you'll get one soon though!

How dare you. How DARE YOU.

Don't do it man, she is on one. Meli is looking to cause drama. They are all a bit crazy tonight.

Even the grumpy one wants the sex. I mean what's all this about?

She's on day release

This would explain a lot! She was even sort of nice to me earlier. Well, didn't tell me to fuck off at least.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

To fuck around and find out

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

To freeze the perfect moment I had with my mum today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to come clean the house then give me a back massage

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Something solid and substantial inside me.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Someone to do my food shop for me...have been putting it off all day."

This is sad. It's basically Autumn now, you could listen to The Nightmare Before Christmas ost as you drive to the shops.

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By *eachybobMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh ish

But good Chinese food.. most places are crap.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"A purpose.

And maybe a tub of Haagen dazs.

Minter wonderland."

Minter Wonderland isn't Häagen-Dazs though.

You have a purpose ShovelHands.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Someone to come clean the house then give me a back massage

I'll happily put the hoover around but you'll have to sort yourself out with the massage. I can't multi-task.

....feet up, I'm doing under the sofa.

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By *eachybobMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh ish

A really good massage, that may or may not turn into anything else

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Just had a cookie, I’m sorted till I feed later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to come clean the house then give me a back massage

I'll happily put the hoover around but you'll have to sort yourself out with the massage. I can't multi-task.

....feet up, I'm doing under the sofa."

You are such a gentleman. Don't worry, I'm upstairs out of your hair anyway

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Someone to come clean the house then give me a back massage

I'll happily put the hoover around but you'll have to sort yourself out with the massage. I can't multi-task.

....feet up, I'm doing under the sofa.

You are such a gentleman. Don't worry, I'm upstairs out of your hair anyway

And keep the noise down, I'm trying to dust!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"A purpose.

And maybe a tub of Haagen dazs.

Minter wonderland.

Minter Wonderland isn't Häagen-Dazs though.

You have a purpose ShovelHands. "

Oh my god.

You’re right… as always.

That’s how long it’s been since I’ve had a tub of ice cream.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

A cup of good coffee and an amusing conversation with someone smart

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Yep. That's it.

What would you like right now? "

You would do for a start but I'm off for my tea .

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

To kiss and cuddle Miss P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice firm cuddle

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By *istysbbwWoman
over a year ago

swindon

A good fisting

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Something solid and substantial inside me.

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you mean a kebab don’t you???

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"That lass from that company to return the call that she promised me 3 hours ago … grrrrr! "

Erm... I don't think it's happening today. Sorry Dan. xoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli right now I would like to tell you your beautiful and wonderful amazing always love your posts and you bring a smile to my face so thank you

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

A camper van

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"A camper van "

Were the flights that expensive?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Yep. That's it.

What would you like right now? "

I'd like some jalapeño nachos with extra cheese

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over a year ago

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A long naked cuddle session or sticky toffee pudding with warm custard. Although, I’d much rather have the cuddle session

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

An ice cream.

Preferably from a little gelataria on a sunny piazza where I can sit and watch the world go by for a bit...

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

A kinder chocolate bar or a Tunnocks wafer caramel bar to deep in a cream fat strawberry yogurt flavour

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"A good fisting

Wave

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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

A chocolate milkshake

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

A pair of damp worn knickers

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

A massage my I ache like a good un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pair of damp worn knickers

I've just peed myself a little laughing at someone, any good?

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

A plate of chicken casserole from the slow cooker

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Yep. That's it.

What would you like right now? "

My hormones to fuck off and a hysterectomy

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

A hug would be nice

And pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A busty curvy mature lady to fuck and spend time with

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"The Mr's cock, I'll have to wait.

Mrs

Oh Mrs. Hard times. That's sad.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Someone to put my ironing away and clean my bathroom

Any takers?

I can offer you a maximum of one tequila in a few days. One. Max.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

To turn back the clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep too.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"To fuck around and find out

Yes!

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

"A hug would be nice

And pizza"

If I was closer I'd offer both.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"To freeze the perfect moment I had with my mum today x"

Oh Sparkle that's really lovely! I hope that you get to experience more moments like those in the days to come, x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Someone to put my ironing away and clean my bathroom

Any takers?

I can offer you a maximum of one tequila in a few days. One. Max."

Hmmmmmm I think I can twist your arm to go to at least one more

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dear Meli.

Please may I have one or all of the following...

A snuggle from himself

A cup of coffee I don't have to make

A good cocking

Someone to do my washing for me

A bath

And another snuggle from himself.

Thank you kindly, Posh.

*hang on... you were offering, right?

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"To kiss and cuddle Miss P

Adorable.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"A good fisting

Don't be puzzled by your fisting needs. Embrace them. Hope you get a hand with that soon.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Meli right now I would like to tell you your beautiful and wonderful amazing always love your posts and you bring a smile to my face so thank you

Natalie, I'm a bit of a dick to be honest. :D You're very sweet though, it's good to read you back on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely naked cuddles that lead to sex coz I'd get stiff and start poking you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meli right now I would like to tell you your beautiful and wonderful amazing always love your posts and you bring a smile to my face so thank you

Natalie, I'm a bit of a dick to be honest. :D You're very sweet though, it's good to read you back on here.

Your welcome and I don’t think so and that’s what matters to be and aww thank you so much

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

A wine companion

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By *cott14Man
over a year ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

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By *cott14Man
over a year ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

A Cwtch and a passionate snog x

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

A back and an ankle massage. I am in pain

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'd like a chocolate orange please

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Someone to carry me to bed, undress me, give my legs a rub, then cuddle up and drift off to sleep.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Yep. That's it.

What would you like right now? "

To be hanging with my bestie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A healthy 20 year old female body to house my consciousness.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"A wine companion

Ooh I love a glass or 6 of wine lol

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"Yep. That's it.

What would you like right now? "

a massage followed by a sloppy blow job

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

A random message from a female (asking the impossible)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep. That's it.

What would you like right now?

a massage followed by a sloppy blow job"

I can offer a handshake, and a wet flannel

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

A cup of mint tea, but I might manage to make it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good book

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A good night sleep

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