FabSwingers.com forum: Context Damnit!

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Tell us all something you have been doing today, that out of context is questionable or just simply very wrong but can easily be explained.

I've been in and out, and looking around the female toilets all morning.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I crammed some wood into a spiny thing

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Manuvred a lady into position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not today, but yesterday I had to put my whole arm into a really dark wet/messy hole to pull something out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be handing some white cream substance that is going to be rubbed over a hard erect object. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been spreading my legs out wide.

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

I had a bitch sit on my lap, lick my face then crap on my kitchen floor for me to clean up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’m teasing the locals birds

I’m feeding mealworm to starlings

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
over a year ago

Middle England

I'm going to put something where the sun doesn't shine.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

I have been playing my g chord and inserting my fingers in the guitar hole

replaced lemon oil for lub

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I have been playing my g chord and inserting my fingers in the guitar hole

replaced lemon oil for lub

Did you drop your pick in the hole again?

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Been whacking my balls with sticks trying to get in 18 holes

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

No , is the battery mounted inside the body needed to be changed

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"I have been playing my g chord and inserting my fingers in the guitar hole

replaced lemon oil for lub

Did you drop your pick in the hole again? "

No, the battery is mounted inside the body need changing

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I have been playing my g chord and inserting my fingers in the guitar hole

replaced lemon oil for lub

Did you drop your pick in the hole again?

No, the battery is mounted inside the body need changing

Ah my hole is on the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got an animal between my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bending over the toilet to take photos.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

"Bending over the toilet to take photos. "
Don't forget to reverse the camera up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shoved something up someone else's urethra.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Arranging for people to get a little prick.

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