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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Irritate and amuse in equal measure but it made me giggle.

It comes from the Valley newspaper, a man was asked by HMRC on submitting his tax return if he had any dependents, his response was yes, 2.1m immigrants, 1.1m crackheads, 4.4m unemployable scroungers who enjoy watching Jeremy Kyle, 900,000 criminals, 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission.

On being told by HMRC that this response was unacceptable he replied "why? Did I miss anyone out".

I will stick my helmet on and hide under the table!

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Saw this on faceache...

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 million people watch Jeremy Kyle?