FabSwingers.com forum: Things other swingers would never hear YOU say...

By *eal_Dick_Turpin OP Man
over a year ago

Exeter

"Your tits are too big."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets message a single guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry i dont like bi men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at the size of my sausage……

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't like sex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate oral sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah no we don't like sex

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am off to the Canada room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to run my fingers through your abundant backhair

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

American express will do nicely thank you

Wolf

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

you re too old / large/ small for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to run my fingers through your abundant backhair"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thank you, i dont feel like it today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hows your mother

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

i got a meet yippeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the swings.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hows your mother

Hello mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get your finger out my arse

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I'd love to run my fingers through your abundant backhair"

This!!

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By *pen2offersxCouple
over a year ago

kettering

Sorry - I only do munters !!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

not looking for cocks over 7 inches

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By *exySwing3rsCouple
over a year ago

In Your Hearts

I am celibate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your hands to yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"get your finger out my arse

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sorry its not my finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh you haven't washed. nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God this boring innit

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am not bi because I am not looking for a relationship with a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you

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By *arentvxxTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

I thought you agreed,only men smaller than me.

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Sorry I don't give bj's

D x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

would you like to move in........

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Not another orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m actually straight !!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

give it to me deep in my ass........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow them pubes baby. I wanna see a proper old school growler

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

no one lies

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

size doesn't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for reading the whole of our profile and sending such a thoughtful,entertaining and bon mot filled mail. Yes of course you can spunk on Tra's tits

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

'Sorry you have to wine and dine me for several months before we even kiss....then at least three months for you to get to second base.....'

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I'm washing my hair tonight

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I'm riddled with the pox....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am off to the Canada room

It's good fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our pictures are actually 20 years old but never mind

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

rate my profile......

let me show you all my cock pics....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah bareback is fine with us, and wipe your cock clean on the curtains on your way out

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By *arentvxxTV/TS
over a year ago

peterborough

I think I put your teeth in by mistake.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have standards and have never deviated, EVER EVER EVER

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'm riddled with the pox...."

Me too, that's great - no need for condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So good to meet someone else who enjoys the smell and taste of smegma…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes of course you can do me up the bum!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm looking for just that special one

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I'm riddled with the pox....

Me too, that's great - no need for condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/02/13 19:39:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you!!!

( tried to do a love heart but failed)

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm looking for Mr Grey!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

kiss, shag or miss..... great question, now let me think

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Of course you can have more lube.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

You can tie me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I will see you behind my partners back

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have this medical condition, can you help

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I love you!!!

( tried to do a love heart but failed)

( love ) without the spaces x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like sex

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you!!!

( tried to do a love heart but failed)

( love ) without the spaces x"

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I never knew that

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I love you!!!

( tried to do a love heart but failed)

( love ) without the spaces x

no cap I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you!!!

( tried to do a love heart but failed)

( love ) without the spaces x

Why didn't mine work??

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

i am smiling..

you cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have read your profile and liked what you have put lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love you!!!

( tried to do a love heart but failed)

( love ) without the spaces x

Why didn't mine work??

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I love you!!!

( tried to do a love heart but failed)

( love ) without the spaces x

Oh!

Could it be cos you're on a phone???

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

of course you can bring a goat..

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I love you!!!

( tried to do a love heart but failed)

( love ) without the spaces x

Oh!

Could it be cos you're on a phone???

Capital L seems to be the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dont tie me up I hate it

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Oooh yay!! Sorry just practising x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course i will ring you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More tea vicar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admit you are stunningly attractive but I am not really looking for a single female, least of all a twin

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Of course you can have my phone number!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you give the best blow job of anyone on Fabs, but it's lent.. and guess what I gave up.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really love your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 Shades? Yes it's an amazing book on so many levels

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Can't accommodate you say? Why, of course I'll meet you for sex in your car!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"50 Shades? Yes it's an amazing book on so many levels

Hahahaha

best one yet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like other woman, what, hey?

You want me to do something with them sexually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex with more than one man in the same evening? Never !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Course you can bring you're child on our meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope u don't mind. I created a couple fake profiles so I could verify myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo I've had positive news on my HIV test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I leave my clothes on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I leave my clothes on?"

Sure you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These Conservatives really knew what they were doing with our economic policy"

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

Ofcourse I'm a single guy who can accomodate but No you can't have my mobile or landline number....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I leave my clothes on?

Sure you can"

Haha I'm superglueing my dress to my legs tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will u marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a problem love, we'll just flip the johny inside out and go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah of course I'll have sex with you while your six year old is down stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....hang on till I tuck my toes behind my ears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight i have a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't want to meet.

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