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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jennie the All Knowing cannot sleep.

The burden of omniscience is chasing away slumber.

If you too are laying awake, pondering some deep mystery unable to drift off, then reach out.

Ask. I will answer.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Jennie.

All knowing sexy mofo that you are...

I need to know when. Just when dammit

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh great omniscient Jennie.

When the intention is to fuck around and find out, what are the odds of finding out something positive?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I no longer believe in this kind of thing since the shooting stars stopped working im guessing they are just a 1 granted miracle deal

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Jennie the All Knowing cannot sleep.

The burden of omniscience is chasing away slumber.

If you too are laying awake, pondering some deep mystery unable to drift off, then reach out.

Ask. I will answer. "

All right know it all why the fuck are we here

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Dear Jennie, did a certain someone go to a picnic in all their feminine glory this weekend?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I can't sleep either, it's too blinking hot...

So fess up biatch, how many cakes did you eat yesterday

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Hi Jennie. What should I wear on Wednesday please?

Thank you wise one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a Zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep is lacking. So please tell us when summer will arrive ?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Jennie, did a certain someone go to a picnic in all their feminine glory this weekend?

That certain someone was worried she would cause a sexually charged stampede to the endangerment of passers by.

She attended disguised as a bloke.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

How much money do I need for the launderette tomorrow please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a Zombie apocalypse happens in Vegas, does it stay in Vegas?"

Always.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. It is a universal law.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grate Oracle Jennie whare is life take me

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Dear Jennie, did a certain someone go to a picnic in all their feminine glory this weekend?

That certain someone was worried she would cause a sexually charged stampede to the endangerment of passers by.

She attended disguised as a bloke. "

I'm sure a very sexy bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much money do I need for the launderette tomorrow please? "

£7.50

but take an extra couple of quid. We all know that tumble dryer in the corner can be a twat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie.

All knowing sexy mofo that you are...

I need to know when. Just when dammit

Soon

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Oh great omniscient Jennie.

Did I fuck it up today?

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Hi Jennie.

I’ve always been told having a TV in your bedroom is terrible for getting a good nights rest.

Can you give me some advice on what I could watch at night that may help me get some rest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh great omniscient Jennie.

When the intention is to fuck around and find out, what are the odds of finding out something positive?"

I suggest we fuck around and find out!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Jennie.

All knowing sexy mofo that you are...

I need to know when. Just when dammit

Soon"

I'd better get the mower fired up then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I no longer believe in this kind of thing since the shooting stars stopped working im guessing they are just a 1 granted miracle deal

I predict their return in late October.

Trust me.

They will back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie the All Knowing cannot sleep.

The burden of omniscience is chasing away slumber.

If you too are laying awake, pondering some deep mystery unable to drift off, then reach out.

Ask. I will answer.

All right know it all why the fuck are we here"

We are all just a bunch of complicated chemical reactions. We're here because we're here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't sleep either, it's too blinking hot...

So fess up biatch, how many cakes did you eat yesterday

Some.

Some cakes. Plural.

Okay?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jennie. What should I wear on Wednesday please?

Thank you wise one!

Jx "

That dress, with those shoes.

No, no, the other ones. Yes, those ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grate Oracle Jennie whare is life take me "

Its taking you roughly from behind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grate Oracle Jennie whare is life take me

Its taking you roughly from behind. "

Ooo kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jennie.

I’ve always been told having a TV in your bedroom is terrible for getting a good nights rest.

Can you give me some advice on what I could watch at night that may help me get some rest?"

Shushhh.

Go to sleep my pretty. I will do the watching. Watching you. From outside. Through the chink in your curtains.

Not in a spooky way.

obvs

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Dearest Jennie

All of my questions are too big and existentialist...

How do I lighten up and just enjoy life like everyone else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dearest Jennie

All of my questions are too big and existentialist...

How do I lighten up and just enjoy life like everyone else? "

Masturbate more.

And watch Coronation Street.

but not at the same time.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Dearest Jennie

All of my questions are too big and existentialist...

How do I lighten up and just enjoy life like everyone else?

Masturbate more.

And watch Coronation Street.

but not at the same time. "

I'm not sure my dick can take anymore, but I'm sure it'll manage.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie.

All knowing sexy mofo that you are...

I need to know when. Just when dammit

Soon

I'd better get the mower fired up then"

Yes.

Get it trimmed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dearest Jennie

All of my questions are too big and existentialist...

How do I lighten up and just enjoy life like everyone else?

Masturbate more.

And watch Coronation Street.

but not at the same time.

I'm not sure my dick can take anymore, but I'm sure it'll manage."

No... someone else

Masturbate someone else!

FFS do I have to spell everything out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate too much

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Hi your oraclenosity,

Will I finish writing my API code tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Jennie,

Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Jennie,

Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?"

You will.

But not today

I'm busy today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi your oraclenosity,

Will I finish writing my API code tomorrow?"

Yes.

But only if you start early and dont spend too long on Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ate too much

You'll get away with it

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Hi your oraclenosity,

Will I finish writing my API code tomorrow?

Yes.

But only if you start early and dont spend too long on Fab"

You know me too bloody well by half!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi your oraclenosity,

Will I finish writing my API code tomorrow?

Yes.

But only if you start early and dont spend too long on Fab

You know me too bloody well by half!

Jennie knows all

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m pondering love and listening to old soul love songs.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Hi your oraclenosity,

Will I finish writing my API code tomorrow?

Yes.

But only if you start early and dont spend too long on Fab

You know me too bloody well by half!

Jennie knows all

Jennie knows y'all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m pondering love and listening to old soul love songs.

It's savage and it's cruel

And it shines like destruction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi you, are you gonna bang?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi you, are you gonna bang?"

Gonna bang doe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi you, are you gonna bang?

Gonna bang doe? "

You get me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi you, are you gonna bang?

Gonna bang doe?

You get me

Raah, sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi you, are you gonna bang?

Gonna bang doe?

You get me

Raah, sick"

Rah, Jen, is this what you’re on tonight, yeah? Snm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Jennie,

Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?

You will.

But not today

I'm busy today

Oh damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie

What if it does suck itself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi you, are you gonna bang?

Gonna bang doe?

You get me

Raah, sick

Rah, Jen, is this what you’re on tonight, yeah? Snm

Nah but mans bin drinkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Jennie,

Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?

You will.

But not today

I'm busy today

Oh damn

Soon though I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie

What if it does suck itself?

Inversion.

That's what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi you, are you gonna bang?

Gonna bang doe?

You get me

Raah, sick

Rah, Jen, is this what you’re on tonight, yeah? Snm

Nah but mans bin drinkin"

^ she’s burst

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Jennie

What if it does suck itself?

Inversion.

That's what happens "

Apparently a big hiccupbwhile you're wearing a plug will do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie

What if it does suck itself?

Inversion.

That's what happens

Apparently a big hiccupbwhile you're wearing a plug will do it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Jennie,

Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?

You will.

But not today

I'm busy today

Oh damn

Soon though I hope

Doesn’t seem likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Jennie,

Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?

You will.

But not today

I'm busy today

Oh damn

Soon though I hope

Doesn’t seem likely

^ she’s on her reds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Jennie,

Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?

You will.

But not today

I'm busy today

Oh damn

Soon though I hope

Doesn’t seem likely

^ she’s on her reds "

That was last week tyvm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Jennie,

Will I ever break this dry spell and just get laid already ffs?

You will.

But not today

I'm busy today

Oh damn

Soon though I hope

Doesn’t seem likely

^ she’s on her reds

That was last week tyvm x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will work this week be the shit show it's looking like it's going to be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will work this week be the shit show it's looking like it's going to be? "

Probably

Its not got off to the best start has it?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Hi Jennie. What should I wear on Wednesday please?

Thank you wise one!

That dress, with those shoes.

No, no, the other ones. Yes, those ones. "

A dress? I was going to wear jeans and a top with converse. I suppose I should make a effort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jennie. What should I wear on Wednesday please?

Thank you wise one!

That dress, with those shoes.

No, no, the other ones. Yes, those ones.

A dress? I was going to wear jeans and a top with converse. I suppose I should make a effort.

You really should.

For a change

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