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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently. So what your excuse " Make sure you advise her to report it, it falls under the reportable disease act. | |||
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently. So what your excuse Make sure you advise her to report it, it falls under the reportable disease act." In the words of john McEnroe. You can not be serious man So hope your jokeing as I was. | |||
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently. So what your excuse " And now you’re sick?……. | |||
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently. So what your excuse And now you’re sick?……. " Not sick the black plague way no Sick and tired of febble excuses If your not dead then get out of your sick bed and turn Up if you made arrangements . | |||
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"Hilarious thread etc. " Roy’s threads always are. T | |||
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"I am going to be a bit late. My pet rock has just got a new job as a paper weight and he hasn’t come home yet. I think he might have run off with the stapler." So I which there no reason for you not turning up at least your turning up | |||
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"Hilarious thread etc. Roy’s threads always are. T" Who the fucks Roy | |||
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"That's not back again is it?" Properly but what inspired this thread Was a status message by women that she had come down with an illness and wouldn't be meeting . | |||
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently. So what your excuse " Ebola? Bubonic plague? My 8th grandma dying? Could be anything | |||
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently. So what your excuse Ebola? Bubonic plague? My 8th grandma dying? Could be anything " Aye the wilds of woman they tell you anything | |||
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"I got cramp in the night apologies. " I get cramps every nite she says no excuse | |||
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"Hilarious thread etc. Roy’s threads always are. T Who the fucks Roy " Roy cropper. T | |||
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"Hilarious thread etc. Roy’s threads always are. T Who the fucks Roy Roy cropper. T" I might carry a shopping bag but I don't think there need for Name calling | |||
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"I am going to be a bit late. My pet rock has just got a new job as a paper weight and he hasn’t come home yet. I think he might have run off with the stapler." | |||
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently. So what your excuse And now you’re sick?……. Not sick the black plague way no Sick and tired of febble excuses If your not dead then get out of your sick bed and turn Up if you made arrangements ." I hate febble excuses. They're the worst kind. | |||
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"My uncle died. Genuine excuse last week... " Well. Sorry to hear that sad news. You have my condolences. But this a lighted fun thread you not one who has passed away.perhap your meeting can be rearranged. UnLike the lady with 8th granny Passing she habitual offender . | |||
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"My uncle died. Genuine excuse last week... Well. Sorry to hear that sad news. You have my condolences. But this a lighted fun thread you not one who has passed away.perhap your meeting can be rearranged. UnLike the lady with 8th granny Passing she habitual offender . " Not my uncle! Their uncle. In fab land it's so difficult whether you believe seemingly genuine excuse or not... | |||
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"My uncle died. Genuine excuse last week... Well. Sorry to hear that sad news. You have my condolences. But this a lighted fun thread you not one who has passed away.perhap your meeting can be rearranged. UnLike the lady with 8th granny Passing she habitual offender . Not my uncle! Their uncle. In fab land it's so difficult whether you believe seemingly genuine excuse or not... " Aye there is the rub easy way to fix it then tell them youl go to the funeral with and shag to cheer them up | |||
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"Hilarious thread etc. Roy’s threads always are. T Who the fucks Roy Roy cropper. T I might carry a shopping bag but I don't think there need for Name calling " Name calling????? It’s an affectionate nickname based on your dress sense and overall look and no offense was intended but the fact that you carry a shopping bag (most people do to be fair at some stage) and the fact your trousers are 20 years old just adds to the sweetness of your charm. T | |||
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"Hilarious thread etc. Roy’s threads always are. T Who the fucks Roy " Oi! Calm down Roy. | |||
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"Hilarious thread etc. Roy’s threads always are. T Who the fucks Roy Oi! Calm down Roy. " Its not Roy if you don't mind .its man at C&A those clothes in fashion when the pic was took. granted I regret leaving the jumper on . | |||
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"Hilarious thread etc. Roy’s threads always are. T Who the fucks Roy Oi! Calm down Roy. Its not Roy if you don't mind .its man at C&A those clothes in fashion when the pic was took. granted I regret leaving the jumper on ." I knew a bloke that had L and R on his boots so he knew what way round they went. At that moment, I realised why there was C&A in my knickers! | |||
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"Hilarious thread etc. Roy’s threads always are. T Who the fucks Roy Oi! Calm down Roy. Its not Roy if you don't mind .its man at C&A those clothes in fashion when the pic was took. granted I regret leaving the jumper on . I knew a bloke that had L and R on his boots so he knew what way round they went. At that moment, I realised why there was C&A in my knickers! " Well that's nothing to me I the C&A stands for something else the C goes at the front A at back very much like the L and the R on the guys boots .man a C&A would only go for ladies with M&S in their knickers . | |||
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"man a C&A would only go for ladies with M&S in their knickers . " Minge and Shitter? | |||
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently. So what your excuse " You was probably talking to a bloke | |||
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"man a C&A would only go for ladies with M&S in their knickers . Minge and Shitter? " Trust you I only infered what your C&A ment I'm a gentleman | |||
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently. So what your excuse You was probably talking to a bloke " Possibly the blk plague can do that for you | |||
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"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently. So what your excuse You was probably talking to a bloke Possibly the blk plague can do that for you" Thats how I started! | |||
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"I once had a meet canceled because they were 'stuck at a steam festival' Yes. Really! " Chuffing hell | |||
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"Just didn’t really wanna see them. Works a treat. If not I’ll say I can’t because I’m on my period. " Man's bin menstruating innit | |||
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"I once had a meet canceled because they were 'stuck at a steam festival' Yes. Really! " Was he an old geyser? | |||
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"Just didn’t really wanna see them. Works a treat. If not I’ll say I can’t because I’m on my period. Man's bin menstruating innit" Yktv. My girl says it and gets out of everything so fuck it I’ll try it too | |||
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"I once had a meet canceled because they were 'stuck at a steam festival' Yes. Really! Was he an old geyser? " No, sir, he was straight, sir. | |||
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"Hi " Greeting Mr pickle your contributions always welcome | |||
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