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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.

So what your excuse

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.

So what your excuse

"

Make sure you advise her to report it, it falls under the reportable disease act.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.

So what your excuse

Make sure you advise her to report it, it falls under the reportable disease act."

In the words of john McEnroe. You can not be serious man

So hope your jokeing as I was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.

So what your excuse

"

And now you’re sick?…….

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

[Removed by poster at 13/08/23 18:48:31]

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.

So what your excuse

And now you’re sick?…….

"

Not sick the black plague way no

Sick and tired of febble excuses

If your not dead then get out of your sick bed and turn

Up if you made arrangements .

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I am going to be a bit late. My pet rock has just got a new job as a paper weight and he hasn’t come home yet. I think he might have run off with the stapler.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Hilarious thread etc.

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36


"Hilarious thread etc. "

Roy’s threads always are.

T

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

That's not back again is it?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I am going to be a bit late. My pet rock has just got a new job as a paper weight and he hasn’t come home yet. I think he might have run off with the stapler."

So I which there no reason for you not turning up at least your turning up

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Hilarious thread etc.

Roy’s threads always are.

T"

Who the fucks Roy

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I got cramp in the night apologies.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"That's not back again is it?"

Properly but what inspired this thread

Was a status message by women that she had come down with an illness and wouldn't be meeting .

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.

So what your excuse

"

Ebola? Bubonic plague? My 8th grandma dying? Could be anything

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.

So what your excuse

Ebola? Bubonic plague? My 8th grandma dying? Could be anything "

Aye the wilds of woman they tell you anything

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I got cramp in the night apologies. "

I get cramps every nite she says no excuse

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Death, because I’m being ghosted now

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36


"Hilarious thread etc.

Roy’s threads always are.

T

Who the fucks Roy "

Roy cropper.

T

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Hilarious thread etc.

Roy’s threads always are.

T

Who the fucks Roy

Roy cropper.

T"

I might carry a shopping bag but I don't think there need for

Name calling

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

My uncle died. Genuine excuse last week...

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I am going to be a bit late. My pet rock has just got a new job as a paper weight and he hasn’t come home yet. I think he might have run off with the stapler."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plague or plaque

Forgot to brush my teeth

My engine exploded a load of gunk.. Called the lube team. Run out of lube

Waved to a biker who tied his bike around my railings.. He had tied me up too

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.

So what your excuse

And now you’re sick?…….

Not sick the black plague way no

Sick and tired of febble excuses

If your not dead then get out of your sick bed and turn

Up if you made arrangements ."

I hate febble excuses. They're the worst kind.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"My uncle died. Genuine excuse last week... "

Well. Sorry to hear that sad news.

You have my condolences.

But this a lighted fun thread you not one who has passed away.perhap your meeting can be rearranged.

UnLike the lady with 8th granny

Passing she habitual offender .

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"My uncle died. Genuine excuse last week...

Well. Sorry to hear that sad news.

You have my condolences.

But this a lighted fun thread you not one who has passed away.perhap your meeting can be rearranged.

UnLike the lady with 8th granny

Passing she habitual offender .

"

Not my uncle!

Their uncle. In fab land it's so difficult whether you believe seemingly genuine excuse or not...

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"My uncle died. Genuine excuse last week...

Well. Sorry to hear that sad news.

You have my condolences.

But this a lighted fun thread you not one who has passed away.perhap your meeting can be rearranged.

UnLike the lady with 8th granny

Passing she habitual offender .

Not my uncle!

Their uncle. In fab land it's so difficult whether you believe seemingly genuine excuse or not... "

Aye there is the rub easy way to fix it then tell them youl go to the funeral with and shag to cheer them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never let anyone down

Let downs do not phase me. Report and block. Or block.

It is not nice either way.

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36


"Hilarious thread etc.

Roy’s threads always are.

T

Who the fucks Roy

Roy cropper.

T

I might carry a shopping bag but I don't think there need for

Name calling "

Name calling?????

It’s an affectionate nickname based on your dress sense and overall look and no offense was intended but the fact that you carry a shopping bag (most people do to be fair at some stage) and the fact your trousers are 20 years old just adds to the sweetness of your charm.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hilarious thread etc.

Roy’s threads always are.

T

Who the fucks Roy "

Oi!

Calm down Roy.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Hilarious thread etc.

Roy’s threads always are.

T

Who the fucks Roy

Oi!

Calm down Roy. "

Its not Roy if you don't mind .its man at C&A those clothes in fashion when the pic was took. granted I regret leaving the jumper on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hilarious thread etc.

Roy’s threads always are.

T

Who the fucks Roy

Oi!

Calm down Roy.

Its not Roy if you don't mind .its man at C&A those clothes in fashion when the pic was took. granted I regret leaving the jumper on ."

I knew a bloke that had L and R on his boots so he knew what way round they went. At that moment, I realised why there was C&A in my knickers!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Hilarious thread etc.

Roy’s threads always are.

T

Who the fucks Roy

Oi!

Calm down Roy.

Its not Roy if you don't mind .its man at C&A those clothes in fashion when the pic was took. granted I regret leaving the jumper on .

I knew a bloke that had L and R on his boots so he knew what way round they went. At that moment, I realised why there was C&A in my knickers! "

Well that's nothing to me I the C&A stands for something else the C goes at the front A at back very much like the

L and the R on the guys boots .man a C&A would only go for ladies with M&S in their knickers .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"man a C&A would only go for ladies with M&S in their knickers .

"

Minge and Shitter?

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.

So what your excuse

"

You was probably talking to a bloke

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"man a C&A would only go for ladies with M&S in their knickers .

Minge and Shitter? "

Trust you I only infered what your C&A ment I'm a gentleman

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.

So what your excuse

You was probably talking to a bloke "

Possibly the blk plague can do that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had woman cancel she got the black plague apparently.

So what your excuse

You was probably talking to a bloke

Possibly the blk plague can do that for you"

Thats how I started!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

We are now back after that diversion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a meet canceled because they were 'stuck at a steam festival'

Yes. Really!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I once had a meet canceled because they were 'stuck at a steam festival'

Yes. Really! "

Chuffing hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just didn’t really wanna see them. Works a treat. If not I’ll say I can’t because I’m on my period.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just didn’t really wanna see them. Works a treat. If not I’ll say I can’t because I’m on my period. "

Man's bin menstruating innit

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I once had a meet canceled because they were 'stuck at a steam festival'

Yes. Really! "

Was he an old geyser?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just didn’t really wanna see them. Works a treat. If not I’ll say I can’t because I’m on my period.

Man's bin menstruating innit"

Yktv. My girl says it and gets out of everything so fuck it I’ll try it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a meet canceled because they were 'stuck at a steam festival'

Yes. Really!

Was he an old geyser? "

No, sir, he was straight, sir.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Hi "

Greeting Mr pickle your contributions always welcome

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