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By *andycandy88 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Why would a bus driver drive over the speed limit?

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By *cott14Man
over a year ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

Because there’s a bomb on the bus and if he drives below 60km an hour it will explode . Ask Sandra and Keanu , they were there !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So he can slam on his breaks and see how many grannies come rolling down the aisle

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By *andycandy88 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"So he can slam on his breaks and see how many grannies come rolling down the aisle "

LOOOL walking sticks might hit us when it goes flying

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Why would a bus driver drive over the speed limit? "
in a rush to get home for footie

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Why would a bus driver drive over the speed limit? "
theirs a police car trying to overtake him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would a bus driver drive over the speed limit? "

Because he didn't want the chicken to cross the road.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The wheels on the bus go round and round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he went over a speed bump and the speed bump screamed

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By *issolvedOrdersMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"Why would a bus driver drive over the speed limit? "

To overcome his fear of dying alone.. (risky I know)

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

get back to the depot as fast as he can, before he shits himself,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So he can slam on his breaks and see how many grannies come rolling down the aisle "

Here come the grannies

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By *andycandy88 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"get back to the depot as fast as he can, before he shits himself,,"

LooooL

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By *andycandy88 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

I'm surprised the answers have been so PG rated lool

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

To see all the boobs bouncing over the bumps in the road

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By *andycandy88 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"To see all the boobs bouncing over the bumps in the road "

Never thought of this one when sitting on the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would a bus driver drive over the speed limit? "

Because he doesn't want to die alone.

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

To get rid of the annoying school children as quickly as possible.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge


"So he can slam on his breaks and see how many grannies come rolling down the aisle "

I was in Hong Kong on a bus, several elderly Americans got on, they driver told them to sit down. They wouldn’t as they were intent on taking photos every 2 seconds. We had to break due to a traffic incident in front. They went flying.

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By *ocktoplaywithMan
over a year ago

Derby

He keeps looking in the rear view mirror and he sees the husband of the woman he’s having it away with. So he tries to get away unaware the guy only wants to thank him profusely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So he can slam on his breaks and see how many grannies come rolling down the aisle

I was in Hong Kong on a bus, several elderly Americans got on, they driver told them to sit down. They wouldn’t as they were intent on taking photos every 2 seconds. We had to break due to a traffic incident in front. They went flying. "

ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So he can slam on his breaks and see how many grannies come rolling down the aisle

Here come the grannies "

Lol

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By *andycandy88 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"To get rid of the annoying school children as quickly as possible."

That's a fair point

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By *andycandy88 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"So he can slam on his breaks and see how many grannies come rolling down the aisle

I was in Hong Kong on a bus, several elderly Americans got on, they driver told them to sit down. They wouldn’t as they were intent on taking photos every 2 seconds. We had to break due to a traffic incident in front. They went flying. "

crumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he has just driven over a cliff

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By *andycandy88 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Please keep answers to the thread its not a pass to enter my inbox thank you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"So he can slam on his breaks and see how many grannies come rolling down the aisle

Here come the grannies "

Janet and Rita know

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