FabSwingers.com forum: Bad jokes (of your own)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A Husband is getting frisky with his wife.

"How do you want it" he asks?

'Up the arse up the arse' came the reply.

..."How did the parrot learn that enquired his wife?!"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Koi Carp always travel in packs of 4 .. If attacked Koi A,B,and C will swim off leaving behind the D Koi

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Koi Carp always travel in packs of 4 .. If attacked Koi A,B,and C will swim off leaving behind the D Koi

I had to re-read that thrice... and it's ok to be fair. A quality play on words gag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles..."

That's am xmas cracker joke. Never your's. Unless you write christmas funnies for cracker makers?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles...

That's am xmas cracker joke. Never your's. Unless you write christmas funnies for cracker makers?"

I did in fact make that joke up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a addicted to going to auctions after going once... going twice...

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I got a addicted to going to auctions after going once... going twice..."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall

DAM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got a addicted to going to auctions after going once... going twice..."

Thread closed. Winner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall

DAM"

If that was truely your own work qudos. If not, have a long hard stroke about yourself later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does the yellow sign on the weather means....its pissing down x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What can a dentist and gynecologist say without insulting you....open wide x

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

John Wayne Bobbitt has opened a vegan restaurant in LA.

It's called "No Meat And Two Veg"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"John Wayne Bobbitt has opened a vegan restaurant in LA.

It's called "No Meat And Two Veg""

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What can a dentist and gynecologist say without insulting you....open wide x"

... You forgot the "And Say Ahh!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall

DAM

If that was truely your own work qudos. If not, have a long hard stroke about yourself later. "

Borrowed but makes me chuckle alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DISASTER!! Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night… should’ve had it at aloha temperature…

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

Erm not to brag but everytime I get naked, the shower gets turned on...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

What do you call a snail on a boat ?

A snailor.

The mr

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

There was a fire at the local B & Q store the other day. Staff managed to save all the tins of paint, brushes and wallpaper. For their bravery, they were decorated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy arrives home to find his wife and kids and all their belongings in the hallway."Whats going on" he says. "We cant take much more of your horse racing gambling addiction,so we're leaving". He insists he's not addicted to it but they grabbed their stuff,opened the front door...AND THEYRE OFF.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Erm not to brag but everytime I get naked, the shower gets turned on..."

I'm not surprised lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I used to have a problem, constantly singing songs by the band Free.

But I'm all right now.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Heard the one about the two Spanish fireman?

Jose

and

Hose B....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the Doctor's the other day.

The doctor told me 'Sir you need to stop masturbating'

I replied 'Why?

The doctor replies ' Because I'm trying to examine you'

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By *ale32Man
over a year ago

blackburn

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut you racist bastard!

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

I used to be addicted to the hokey y but I've turned myself around

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"what do you think of the new Vicar Mavis"

"balls like a bull"

"I know,he shouts a lot in the sermon too"

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