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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

We were at a comedy show at Edinburgh Festival yesterday and one of the questions the comedian asked the audience was 'Have you ever had sex to stop a boring conversation?"

One lady said she had to end a monologue from a guy about Lord of the Rings. J nearly put her hand up but then decided it might be too 'complicated' to explain.

Well, have you? What were the circumstances?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If someone is boring me then the last thing I want to do is bone them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to see a guy who was so handsome, body and face of a greek god but... zero personality and chat. The ONLY thing he was good for was a shag. I couldn't stand his "chat".

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"If someone is boring me then the last thing I want to do is bone them."

Makes sense to me. I assume it was her partner but she didn't expand xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We went to a guy's house (from another site) and he was watching a comedy show on telly. He didn't stop watching but explained to us in great detail why it was funny (it wasn't). We'd gone there to have sex anyway so we hurried proceedings along. He then fell fast asleep in the middle of the action. .

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I don't consider sex as a 'voucher' to be redeemed for insipid conversation.

I will usually politely excuse myself.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I used to see a guy who was so handsome, body and face of a greek god but... zero personality and chat. The ONLY thing he was good for was a shag. I couldn't stand his "chat". "

Maybe he had perfected bad chat just to get you into the sack more quickly. Can't say I'd blame him xx

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I don't consider sex as a 'voucher' to be redeemed for insipid conversation.

I will usually politely excuse myself."

I don't think it works on here

Just kidding xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most comedy either offends me or bores the shit out of me, Dave Gorman is one of few exceptions.

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"If someone is boring me then the last thing I want to do is bone them."

This

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"I used to see a guy who was so handsome, body and face of a greek god but... zero personality and chat. The ONLY thing he was good for was a shag. I couldn't stand his "chat". "

A Susan Boyle experience

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"We went to a guy's house (from another site) and he was watching a comedy show on telly. He didn't stop watching but explained to us in great detail why it was funny (it wasn't). We'd gone there to have sex anyway so we hurried proceedings along. He then fell fast asleep in the middle of the action. . "

Wow! I bet you couldn't wait to meet up again. So, tell us about the programme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to see a guy who was so handsome, body and face of a greek god but... zero personality and chat. The ONLY thing he was good for was a shag. I couldn't stand his "chat".

Maybe he had perfected bad chat just to get you into the sack more quickly. Can't say I'd blame him xx"

Omg that could be true! Damn it, I totally fell for it!

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I used to see a guy who was so handsome, body and face of a greek god but... zero personality and chat. The ONLY thing he was good for was a shag. I couldn't stand his "chat".

Maybe he had perfected bad chat just to get you into the sack more quickly. Can't say I'd blame him xx

Omg that could be true! Damn it, I totally fell for it! "

Can I bore you sometime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d go home, not have sex with them.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Yes , a few times. When you are a couple & you meet a couple and the guy is maybe nervous or trying to impress .

They will talk about work, boats & money or something and everyone is bored & his wife’s even eye rolling.

I would just walk over to her and begin. He soon stops talking

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"We were at a comedy show at Edinburgh Festival yesterday and one of the questions the comedian asked the audience was 'Have you ever had sex to stop a boring conversation?"

One lady said she had to end a monologue from a guy about Lord of the Rings. J nearly put her hand up but then decided it might be too 'complicated' to explain.

Well, have you? What were the circumstances?"

Back up everybody ….. I think we should not gloss over J’s hand nearly being raised…..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"We went to a guy's house (from another site) and he was watching a comedy show on telly. He didn't stop watching but explained to us in great detail why it was funny (it wasn't). We'd gone there to have sex anyway so we hurried proceedings along. He then fell fast asleep in the middle of the action. .

Wow! I bet you couldn't wait to meet up again. So, tell us about the programme "

We put it down to nerves and being very tired. He worked long hours. We did meet him again and he was much more relaxed. So much so that this time he fell asleep with his cock in my mouth . Mr N and I laid there giggling quietly while he gently snored. Clearly I need to up my game but we didn't visit a third time

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring."

I don't blame you. If it's sex for the sake of sex, maybe it's not an issue but for a relationship there's got to be a much stronger connection xx

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring."

Maybe she thought the same about your chat

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"We went to a guy's house (from another site) and he was watching a comedy show on telly. He didn't stop watching but explained to us in great detail why it was funny (it wasn't). We'd gone there to have sex anyway so we hurried proceedings along. He then fell fast asleep in the middle of the action. .

Wow! I bet you couldn't wait to meet up again. So, tell us about the programme

We put it down to nerves and being very tired. He worked long hours. We did meet him again and he was much more relaxed. So much so that this time he fell asleep with his cock in my mouth . Mr N and I laid there giggling quietly while he gently snored. Clearly I need to up my game but we didn't visit a third time "

So pleased to read that you're self evaluating and accept that you could have been at fault

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring.

Maybe she thought the same about your chat"

It's a possibility. Waiting for a response xx

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"We were at a comedy show at Edinburgh Festival yesterday and one of the questions the comedian asked the audience was 'Have you ever had sex to stop a boring conversation?"

One lady said she had to end a monologue from a guy about Lord of the Rings. J nearly put her hand up but then decided it might be too 'complicated' to explain.

Well, have you? What were the circumstances?

Back up everybody ….. I think we should not gloss over J’s hand nearly being raised….."

I did ask her about that afterwards. She's very diplomatic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring.

Maybe she thought the same about your chat"

It's possible but then again I'm the one that ended it and she told her best friend that she was abit upset about it, oh and I ended up marrying the best friend so.......

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I (him) once dated a girl that all and I mean all my mates thought was banging hot, they couldn't believe she was with me, we'll I ended the relationship after 3 weeks as even though she was gorgeous the in-between sex stuff was just meh, conversation was just not good and so boring.

Maybe she thought the same about your chat

It's possible but then again I'm the one that ended it and she told her best friend that she was abit upset about it, oh and I ended up marrying the best friend so......."

....obviously your chat is scintillating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna hear the LOTR monologue

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I wanna hear the LOTR monologue "

Something about kicking the helmet probably

LvM

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I’d go home, not have sex with them. "

I'm with you on that xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Flippin' love LotR monologues.

No, I'd never do that. I normally know if they're going to bore me to sleep with chat a long time before any bedroom/table/floor/mirror/desk antics.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"I wanna hear the LOTR monologue

Something about kicking the helmet probably

LvM"

Just to point out that it was not me!

But I probably would do it too.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I wanna hear the LOTR monologue "

She didn't tell us what the monologue was but, immediately afterwards, I said to her "You know when Frodo looked into Sam's eyes?" Unfortunately, people laughed and she didn't have sex with me. Maybe she didn't like an audience xx

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

If someone was that boring no way in hell would I want to have sex with them!

Rather go home and have a Lady Wank than stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not full on sex but did hand out a bj before when it became apparent that we just weren’t on the same page but was a bit down the garden path by this point and didn’t want to be labeled a tease so felt compelled to

Was at a sanua in the hot tub guy comes in and joins me

Me being me out for a good time says hello and what not then gets up and starts to give him a lap dance and what not

He then asks me to sit for a little minute and talks

It becomes apparent that he’s wasn’t just looking for a but off no questions no strings sex

He was looking for a date for the night you know take me home cuddle on the couch type thing not my thing with guys

So instead off just walk off I planted my lips around his cock blow him till he blow his load and then walk off out the hot tub

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"I don't consider sex as a 'voucher' to be redeemed for insipid conversation.

I will usually politely excuse myself."

The correct response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were at a comedy show at Edinburgh Festival yesterday and one of the questions the comedian asked the audience was 'Have you ever had sex to stop a boring conversation?"

One lady said she had to end a monologue from a guy about Lord of the Rings. J nearly put her hand up but then decided it might be too 'complicated' to explain.

Well, have you? What were the circumstances?"

Hi

Never had sex as a punishment no.

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Yes , a few times. When you are a couple & you meet a couple and the guy is maybe nervous or trying to impress .

They will talk about work, boats & money or something and everyone is bored & his wife’s even eye rolling.

I would just walk over to her and begin. He soon stops talking "

That makes sense. We'll done for getting things moving xx

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