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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's with all the horny fabbers this morning? It's not even an appropriate time to be awake yet, let alone think about sex

Anyway, whilst I'm here I may as well search for my next conquest. Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want a tribute, don’t you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want a tribute, don’t you?"

Only if it's multiple fabbers stood in a circle with a photo of me in the middle. Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want a tribute, don’t you?

Only if it's multiple fabbers stood in a circle with a photo of me in the middle. Yes.

Brilliant

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

It’s always sexy time somewhere in the world… it’s never too early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:17:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that depends I mean i still haven’t went to bed from yesterday and likely not be going to bed for sometime done it ones again forgot I have a lingire delivery coming so can’t go to sleep now till it comes going to be a long day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want a tribute, don’t you?

Only if it's multiple fabbers stood in a circle with a photo of me in the middle. Yes.

I couldn’t even get one bloke to do Rex so multiple blokes for you will be a challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's with all the horny fabbers this morning? It's not even an appropriate time to be awake yet, let alone think about sex

Anyway, whilst I'm here I may as well search for my next conquest. Any takers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll happily do it on cam for someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want a tribute, don’t you?

Only if it's multiple fabbers stood in a circle with a photo of me in the middle. Yes.

I couldn’t even get one bloke to do Rex so multiple blokes for you will be a challenge."

I offered to bonce on his pogo stick multiple time ha ha

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

One of my eyes hasn’t even opened properly yet

yet I’m on here! Getting myself all horny!

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Mornings seem to be the horniest time…lots of pics of raging hard cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want a tribute, don’t you?

Only if it's multiple fabbers stood in a circle with a photo of me in the middle. Yes.

I couldn’t even get one bloke to do Rex so multiple blokes for you will be a challenge.

I offered to bonce on his pogo stick multiple time ha ha

Don’t tell me Rex is all talk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One of my eyes hasn’t even opened properly yet

yet I’m on here! Getting myself all horny!

D."

I'll send you a face pic. That'll put a stop to your little soldier

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Don’t most men wake with an erection which automatically makes then horny? Women not so sure about!!

I also volunteer to be your victim……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want a tribute, don’t you?

Only if it's multiple fabbers stood in a circle with a photo of me in the middle. Yes.

I couldn’t even get one bloke to do Rex so multiple blokes for you will be a challenge.

I offered to bonce on his pogo stick multiple time ha ha

Don’t tell me Rex is all talk."

Well he’s never took me up on the offer yet

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

It's coffee time not horny time.

Mrs

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

"What's with all the horny fabbers this morning? It's not even an appropriate time to be awake yet, let alone think about sex

Anyway, whilst I'm here I may as well search for my next conquest. Any takers?

Well, if it wasn't for the distance, the age block, the gender and failing to meet 97% of your desires,yeah. I am in.

Forum rules now mean I should send a four word message and a dick pic? Right?.

Lmfao

Good morning. Its a sunny Saturday and everyones feeling horny maybe.It's the early bird that gets the worm.

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By *alsam1Couple
over a year ago

Caister

Ive had a coffee and tea already x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:27:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More coffee needed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It's the written equivalent of morning wood, isn't it?

They've got to wave it about a bit first and make sure we've noticed it.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"One of my eyes hasn’t even opened properly yet

yet I’m on here! Getting myself all horny!

I'll send you a face pic. That'll put a stop to your little soldier

Stupid ‘enlarge-it pants!!!

You are not supposed to know it’s little!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I shall head back to my cave then since no one wants to play with me

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I shall head back to my cave then since no one wants to play with me

Can I join you in the cave

Mrs

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I shall head back to my cave then since no one wants to play with me

Any space in that cave for me and my ’little’ soldier Cede?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I shall head back to my cave then since no one wants to play with me

I'm coming too!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oohhh I'm suddenly very eager to to be in my cave since it's now turning into an orgy

What was that about it being too early F??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[morning horn Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:27:49]"

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

Iv already been at work 4 hours

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By *iscuit777Man
over a year ago

seale

"You want a tribute, don’t you?

Only if it's multiple fabbers stood in a circle with a photo of me in the middle. Yes.

would be far better if it was you instead of a photo

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"[morning horn Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:27:49]"

Noooooo - come join the cave orgy!!!

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I keep coming back every morning in endless hope to find MFM threesome of my dreams but I might as well join the cave if still some room please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of the song

Horny horny horny

Women do feel the horn in the morning.

We are natural in wanting to mate its our instinct which is basic needs, wants and desires.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want a tribute, don’t you?

Only if it's multiple fabbers stood in a circle with a photo of me in the middle. Yes.

would be far better if it was you instead of a photo"

No, I think I'd ruin it. Just ask a few people what they'd prefer.. The real me or a photo. The ones who know me will insist just the photo

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I keep coming back every morning in endless hope to find MFM threesome of my dreams but I might as well join the cave if still some room please."

But of course

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oohhh I'm suddenly very eager to to be in my cave since it's now turning into an orgy

What was that about it being too early F??

I’m trying to get my other eye to open! I’m gunna miss half the orgy!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Oohhh I'm suddenly very eager to to be in my cave since it's now turning into an orgy

What was that about it being too early F??

I’m trying to get my other eye to open! I’m gunna miss half the orgy!!

D."

Or we could just blindfold you

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By *luefunMan
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

"What's with all the horny fabbers this morning? It's not even an appropriate time to be awake yet, let alone think about sex

Anyway, whilst I'm here I may as well search for my next conquest. Any takers?

I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want a tribute, don’t you?

Only if it's multiple fabbers stood in a circle with a photo of me in the middle. Yes.

would be far better if it was you instead of a photo

No, I think I'd ruin it. Just ask a few people what they'd prefer.. The real me or a photo. The ones who know me will insist just the photo

The infamous Big Mac photo?

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Morning wood and all that, weather might be attributing to it too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want a tribute, don’t you?

Only if it's multiple fabbers stood in a circle with a photo of me in the middle. Yes.

would be far better if it was you instead of a photo

No, I think I'd ruin it. Just ask a few people what they'd prefer.. The real me or a photo. The ones who know me will insist just the photo

The infamous Big Mac photo?"

Will you stop bringing that up. It was an error in judgement. I thought people would appreciate my artistic streak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want a tribute, don’t you?

Only if it's multiple fabbers stood in a circle with a photo of me in the middle. Yes.

would be far better if it was you instead of a photo

No, I think I'd ruin it. Just ask a few people what they'd prefer.. The real me or a photo. The ones who know me will insist just the photo

The infamous Big Mac photo?

Will you stop bringing that up. It was an error in judgement. I thought people would appreciate my artistic streak

The pickles were a step too far

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oohhh I'm suddenly very eager to to be in my cave since it's now turning into an orgy

What was that about it being too early F??

I’m trying to get my other eye to open! I’m gunna miss half the orgy!!

Or we could just blindfold you

Blindfolded in an orgy with so many morning horn women!

I would be shitting myself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[morning horn Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:27:49]"

I never had it to start with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oohhh I'm suddenly very eager to to be in my cave since it's now turning into an orgy

What was that about it being too early F??

I’m trying to get my other eye to open! I’m gunna miss half the orgy!!

Or we could just blindfold you

Blindfolded in an orgy with so many morning horn women!

I would be shitting myself!!

D."

You need a safe word and a phone close by!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"[morning horn Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:27:49]"

Clarification needed please …….

Naturally dissipated, manually or mechanically!!! (Research)

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I can be your next conquest as long as it involves laying in bed and slowly waking up.

Scratching and farting is optional for you

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By *hapLeedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Very horny this morning

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oohhh I'm suddenly very eager to to be in my cave since it's now turning into an orgy

What was that about it being too early F??

Yey, morning cave orgy!!

Mrs

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"What's with all the horny fabbers this morning? It's not even an appropriate time to be awake yet, let alone think about sex

Anyway, whilst I'm here I may as well search for my next conquest. Any takers?

I'm in, I like my ladies a little bit crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[morning horn Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:27:49]

Noooooo - come join the cave orgy!!!"

Okay fine but I’m having a bath first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[morning horn Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:27:49]

Clarification needed please …….

Naturally dissipated, manually or mechanically!!! (Research)"

Naturally dissipated

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oohhh I'm suddenly very eager to to be in my cave since it's now turning into an orgy

What was that about it being too early F??

I’m trying to get my other eye to open! I’m gunna miss half the orgy!!

Or we could just blindfold you

Blindfolded in an orgy with so many morning horn women!

I would be shitting myself!!

You need a safe word and a phone close by!

Just make me a peephole so I can see the exit! Just in case!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"[morning horn Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:27:49]

Clarification needed please …….

Naturally dissipated, manually or mechanically!!! (Research)

Naturally dissipated

I can still manipulate that into a sexy thought… don’t you worry

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"[morning horn Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:27:49]

Noooooo - come join the cave orgy!!!

Okay fine but I’m having a bath first

This cave just keeps getting better & better.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[morning horn Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:27:49]

Noooooo - come join the cave orgy!!!

Okay fine but I’m having a bath first

This cave just keeps getting better & better.

Mrs

Room for a little furry one?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"[morning horn Removed by poster at 12/08/23 07:27:49]

Noooooo - come join the cave orgy!!!

Okay fine but I’m having a bath first

This cave just keeps getting better & better.

Mrs

Room for a little furry one?

Always! I'm a very happy cave dweller at the moment

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Have I missed the cave orgy?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Have I missed the cave orgy?

Just start a new one I’m sure people would drop everything….

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