FabSwingers.com forum: Dildo alternatives....

By *ypernova OP Man
over a year ago

SW Brum

What can a Fabber and myself use at our meet tomorrow??? Serious suggestions please, will get strange looks walking into a hotel with a Marrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just use ya cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just use ya cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or your imagination

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know.

How do you know?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just use ya cock

Maybe it needs new batteries

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know.

How do you know?

How do you think I know?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

How about one of those giant battery powered pepper mills you see in restaurants?

Would you like seasoning madam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know.

Isn't that a bit sticky?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know.

How do you know?

How do you think I know?

I'm a bloke. I need pictures before I can understand these things...

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know.

How do you know?

How do you think I know?

I'm a bloke. I need pictures before I can understand these things...

I was a bit too distracted to think of taking photos!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know.

How do you know?

a friend told her "cough cough"

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know.

How do you know?

How do you think I know?

I'm a bloke. I need pictures before I can understand these things...

I was a bit too distracted to think of taking photos!

You need a man there with a camera then...

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By *ypernova OP Man
over a year ago

SW Brum

"Just use ya cock

Bit hard to do DP........unfortunately I only have one cock!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"What can a Fabber and myself use at our meet tomorrow??? Serious suggestions please, will get strange looks walking into a hotel with a Marrow!

You could put the marrow in a bag? Crazy suggestion I know. But I reckon a small suitcase wouldn't be out of place at a hotel lol x

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By *ypernova OP Man
over a year ago

SW Brum

"What can a Fabber and myself use at our meet tomorrow??? Serious suggestions please, will get strange looks walking into a hotel with a Marrow!

You could put the marrow in a bag? Crazy suggestion I know. But I reckon a small suitcase wouldn't be out of place at a hotel lol x "

Why didn't I think of that!!

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By *illdeeCouple
over a year ago

nr Edinburgh

"What can a Fabber and myself use at our meet tomorrow??? Serious suggestions please, will get strange looks walking into a hotel with a Marrow!

You could put the marrow in a bag? Crazy suggestion I know. But I reckon a small suitcase wouldn't be out of place at a hotel lol x

Why didn't I think of that!!

We like a bottle o beer now and then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small furry rodent? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have used a eubergine once only if she is big

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By *ypernova OP Man
over a year ago

SW Brum

"What can a Fabber and myself use at our meet tomorrow??? Serious suggestions please, will get strange looks walking into a hotel with a Marrow!

You could put the marrow in a bag? Crazy suggestion I know. But I reckon a small suitcase wouldn't be out of place at a hotel lol x

Full or empty bottle?? More of a cider man myself.......with icecubes!

Why didn't I think of that!!

We like a bottle o beer now and then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tabasco sauce bottle would make it a night to remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another OP earlier in the week suggested carrots. Just don't go leaving them in your pocket ...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Another OP earlier in the week suggested carrots. Just don't go leaving them in your pocket ..."

Oh yeah! What happened with that? Funny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put carrot into forum search. I couldn't tell you better than you will see it written

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Put carrot into forum search. I couldn't tell you better than you will see it written

Just have. Pmsl xx

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By *ypernova OP Man
over a year ago

SW Brum

"Put carrot into forum search. I couldn't tell you better than you will see it written

O.M.F.G Just to set th record straight, the "dildo alternative" isn't for me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put carrot into forum search. I couldn't tell you better than you will see it written

O.M.F.G Just to set th record straight, the "dildo alternative" isn't for me!!!

Oh so dildo carrots are just for guys now

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By *ypernova OP Man
over a year ago

SW Brum

"Put carrot into forum search. I couldn't tell you better than you will see it written

O.M.F.G Just to set th record straight, the "dildo alternative" isn't for me!!!

Oh so dildo carrots are just for guys now

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?? I don't care which way my carrot is sexually orientated.........just don't fancy one up my bottom!

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Why not just take a vibe/dildo carrots are good better when older as more bendy,cucumbers any chocolate bars small bottles bananas hairbrushes electric toothbrushes etc etc...... Have fun but be safe whatever you use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bike pump

just be careful how u use it

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Try a bottle of Durex Play Massage - with the lid off! Don't ask me how I know.

How do you know?

How do you think I know?

I'm a bloke. I need pictures before I can understand these things...

I was a bit too distracted to think of taking photos!

You need a man there with a camera then...

And does the gentleman have just the right voyeur in mind ..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bike pump

just be careful how u use it"

Your only going to cause inflation though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bike pump

just be careful how u use it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sky remote

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"A sky remote

Nah, gotta be a lynx can.

Ive seen a few really attractive pics of them posing next to a cock...

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