FabSwingers.com forum: What are you doing right now?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm naked, starfished on the bed with the fan blowing up my vaginal canal.

HBU?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typing a forum reply on FAB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching darts and not blowing anything up my vaginal canal for fear of upsetting the barges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to some weirdo I’m sucking my finger seductively.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

City on the box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football on tbe telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making dinner for me and my younger child, then having a dvd night with her and a 'sleepover' in her bedroom!

Her

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Have a drink on my Todd in London lol messing about on fab and listening to Drowning Pool bodies

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Sat in my car waiting for my hammies to recover before trying to drive home from the gym.

(Sorry, I know gym posts are really dull - but such is life, and I wasn't imaginative enough to make something more interesting up)

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Scrolling thinking of going to R&B night at Adam and Eves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Typing a forum reply on FAB!

Same

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Making paella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sat in my car waiting for my hammies to recover before trying to drive home from the gym.

(Sorry, I know gym posts are really dull - but such is life, and I wasn't imaginative enough to make something more interesting up)"

Thought you were talking about hamsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magnum almond

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Counting down the minutes until I come home and attempted to throat fuck you with my micropenis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Counting down the minutes until I come home and attempted to throat fuck you with my micropenis

You always find a way to lower the tone.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Just finished dinner, about to have a flix n tube evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Counting down the minutes until I come home and attempted to throat fuck you with my micropenis

You always find a way to lower the tone.

It's my job, and I'm damn well good at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just finished dinner, about to have a flix n tube evening."

I recommend Painkiller x

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Sat in my car waiting for my hammies to recover before trying to drive home from the gym.

(Sorry, I know gym posts are really dull - but such is life, and I wasn't imaginative enough to make something more interesting up)

Thought you were talking about hamsters

See, that would have been much more interesting.

My hamsters have had a tough day, after a nightmare involving Freddie Starr!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm naked, starfished on the bed with the fan blowing up my vaginal canal.

HBU?

F"
well arnt I glad I open this . I've just made thread about nosey people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It much.

Although, I am Imagining how the hell I bamboozle two more people into my bed for a threesome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm turning myself into a blowup sex doll for you and Mr seen as though your besties now

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Sitting with a G&T visiting my parents while sneaking into my phone to wander the forums as they fall asleep watching the TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm turning myself into a blowup sex doll for you and Mr seen as though your besties now

You're only jealous Helga

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By *lackboy1234Man
over a year ago

london

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By *lackboy1234Man
over a year ago

london

"I'm naked, starfished on the bed with the fan blowing up my vaginal canal.

HBU?

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was looking at cam hoping to see something worth having a wank to

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I'm naked, starfished on the bed with the fan blowing up my vaginal canal.

HBU?

Ditto minus the fan

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm naked, starfished on the bed with the fan blowing up my vaginal canal.

HBU?

F was looking at cam hoping to see something worth having a wank to"

You’re not missing much. It’s like Jeremy Clarkson’s mouth when he’s driving that Ariel Atom.

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By *essaMayWoman
over a year ago

Fairytale Wood

Im hot tub naked with glass of prosecco and some company.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

A quiet pint, people watching

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

Shopping for pokémon cards

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Sat in my car waiting for my hammies to recover before trying to drive home from the gym.

(Sorry, I know gym posts are really dull - but such is life, and I wasn't imaginative enough to make something more interesting up)"

God, why do gym goers ALWAYS go on about the gym?!

PS: Did I tell you I equalled my disabled PB one-rep max incline bench press on Monday, after having repped lighter weight for 15min?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm naked, starfished on the bed with the fan blowing up my vaginal canal.

HBU?

That’s tonight’s wank sorted

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Sitting on the sofa relaxing. We'll soon be heading to bed though.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Laid on the sofa with a purring kitten on my lap.

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By *c4funMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Sat on the sofa in my boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fishing whilst horny as hell

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By *pool6969Man
over a year ago

Bedworth

In the bath listening to tom petty

Then watching last leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching football on tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bemoaning the dearth of snacks in the house

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Listening to footy on Talksport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in the bath trying to stay awake. Hectic day at work and need to relax ready to repeat it all again tomorrow.

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By *cotty1989Man
over a year ago

spalding

Wanking on the sofa while gf is uptown

used knickers out the wash basket imminent haha

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Sat in my car waiting for my hammies to recover before trying to drive home from the gym.

(Sorry, I know gym posts are really dull - but such is life, and I wasn't imaginative enough to make something more interesting up)

God, why do gym goers ALWAYS go on about the gym?!

PS: Did I tell you I equalled my disabled PB one-rep max incline bench press on Monday, after having repped lighter weight for 15min?

I know. It's soooooooo dull. I hate myself for being so predictable. I'll say something about sex next time, I promise.

But well done on that PB!

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

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By *ilth N KinkCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Sat naked on the sofa, drinking a and scrolling the forums.

Kink (fem)

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Marlborough

Appreciating some lovely boobs

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

On the sofa with a cuppa, drooling over Jason Statham In fast 8

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By *ove2lickMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Having a damn good perv

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Naked on my bed.

it's not a pretty sight, thankfully no one can see

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By *k98765Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

Sat naked on our balcony drinking beer x

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By *eFCUKaLotCouple
over a year ago

somewhere close

Fuck all

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Lazing about and looking for a possible late night meet

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By *ilffadMan
over a year ago

swansea

Reading and typing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recovering after todays activities

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Listening to Gossipmongers podcast while browsing the forums waiting to be Dad Taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat watching tv thinking about how I could be with someone but then having a drink and coming on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine says

Anyone genuine out there.. Where is there?

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

We are chilling in bed x

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By *ommo83Man
over a year ago

Salford

Looking to chill with someone

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By *mmortalValkyrieWoman
over a year ago

From a galaxy far far away

Watching Dune.... listening to the waves on the beach beside me....

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Making a karaoke playlist for bbq at mates tomorrow

lol should be a good laugh

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Sprawled on my bed naked fan blowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About to watch an episode of Ozark and have an ice cream

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

It's a secret!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still watching darts and knitting

my Apple Watch keeps yelling at me to get up and move and I keep telling it to fornicate with itself

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Sat in a radio studio talking and playing music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making dinner

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Fuck all now. Bit bored. Not really vibing anything.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fuck all now. Bit bored. Not really vibing anything. "

You could vibe me

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

(Mr)

Miss is doing another bloody nightshift, so I'm trying not to touch my dick so she can have good morning treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid on my bed considering a second orgasm knowing I really should go make a cuppa.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Flicking through the threads and reading posts thinking people reveal way too much about themselves and also they do stuff you just wouldn’t expect….(nice stuff)(quirky even)

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By *ardytaketwoMan
over a year ago

STOCKPORT

Not long back from after work gym session. Sat on sofa with an ice cold bud perving here now

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Laying in bed going over the things I need to do in the morning.

Sleep time soon.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Laid on my bed considering a second orgasm knowing I really should go make a cuppa."

Tell more… not about the cuppa either!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading alot of replies that are adding some heat in the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laid on my bed considering a second orgasm knowing I really should go make a cuppa.

Tell more… not about the cuppa either!!"

What was it you said about people revealing to much about themselves?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Laid on my bed considering a second orgasm knowing I really should go make a cuppa.

Tell more… not about the cuppa either!!

What was it you said about people revealing to much about themselves?"

Fuck… shot myself in the foot there….tell me about the cuppa then…(seductively please)

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Just got back from a rare night out here on this island, ended up taking the barmaid out for a drink which was nice…as she know the best bars.

Now back in bed x

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Laid on my bed considering a second orgasm knowing I really should go make a cuppa."

Had you had me there with my magic fingers there would be no considering a second orgasm you'd be on your tenth and ongoing don't

Worry I also make cuppas as you won't be able to stand up to do it yourself for quite a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laid on my bed considering a second orgasm knowing I really should go make a cuppa.

Tell more… not about the cuppa either!!

What was it you said about people revealing to much about themselves?

Fuck… shot myself in the foot there….tell me about the cuppa then…(seductively please)"

The cuppa...in a nicely curved mug, my hands fit effortlessly round the curves. A perfect fit. The taste is perfection, I keep going back for more. I can't help myself. It's so deliciously wet and hot as fuck, I can feel the heat on my lips before they actually touch.

Have you cum yet?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Laid on my bed considering a second orgasm knowing I really should go make a cuppa.

Tell more… not about the cuppa either!!

What was it you said about people revealing to much about themselves?

Fuck… shot myself in the foot there….tell me about the cuppa then…(seductively please)

Have you cum yet?"

Credit to you I bet he has.

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By *ingsman1Man
over a year ago

northampton

Talking to my eldest son who lives in LA .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laid on my bed considering a second orgasm knowing I really should go make a cuppa.

Had you had me there with my magic fingers there would be no considering a second orgasm you'd be on your tenth and ongoing don't

Worry I also make cuppas as you won't be able to stand up to do it yourself for quite a while."

Good job I don't have you there.

You seem overly confident about a tenth orgasm and me being able to walk.

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By *cottishguy9Man
over a year ago

North Ayrshire

Sprawled out on the bed watching tv and scrolling on here

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Laid on my bed considering a second orgasm knowing I really should go make a cuppa.

Tell more… not about the cuppa either!!

What was it you said about people revealing to much about themselves?

Fuck… shot myself in the foot there….tell me about the cuppa then…(seductively please)

Have you cum yet?"

Hell yes ….when you said the cuppa I was dribbling and was done by mug…

Now thinking about having my second orgasm…

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By *illDoXXXMan
over a year ago

Preston

Edging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS would the lurkers pls keep out of my inbox.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"FFS would the lurkers pls keep out of my inbox."

It’s not just me then!! (not me lurking people)

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Watching a movie on Prime

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Watching a movie on Prime "

What one then!!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Laid on my bed considering a second orgasm knowing I really should go make a cuppa.

Had you had me there with my magic fingers there would be no considering a second orgasm you'd be on your tenth and ongoing don't

Worry I also make cuppas as you won't be able to stand up to do it yourself for quite a while.

Good job I don't have you there.

You seem overly confident about a tenth orgasm and me being able to walk.

I don't know you women such a wonderful capacity for multiple orgasms and you let little thing like not been able to walk talk or think for a CLP hours stop you enjoying such pleasure .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just in from a night out in London and waiting for the room to stop spinning before I contemplate sleep!

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Trying to stay happy its a long story xx

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Just in from a night out in London and waiting for the room to stop spinning before I contemplate sleep!"

Ginger beer helps and fruits tomorrow get a fry up

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Trying to stay happy its a long story xx"

Hope you keep the happy thoughts…

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By *rGray93Man
over a year ago

dagenham

Just laying in bed with my cock in my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in from a night out in London and waiting for the room to stop spinning before I contemplate sleep!

Ginger beer helps and fruits tomorrow get a fry up

If I’ve had whisky and ginger already, does that count!? Thanks for the care and advice x

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Scrolling on here

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm disparing at the people getting their thrills with artificial stimulants and toys .

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Scrolling on here as well

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Trying to stay happy its a long story xx

Hope you keep the happy thoughts…"

It's a circumstance that makes it easier said than done currently my natural character is smiley jolly there for others

I've never neglected myself while being there for others either.

It's just not a nice situation that's taking quite longer to come out of too messy to speak about here and it could trigger others but I understand your perspective thank you

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Just in from a night out in London and waiting for the room to stop spinning before I contemplate sleep!

Ginger beer helps and fruits tomorrow get a fry up

If I’ve had whisky and ginger already, does that count!? Thanks for the care and advice x"

You're welcome but I meant ginger beer the fizzy drink its not an alcoholic drink lool

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Trying to stay happy its a long story xx

Hope you keep the happy thoughts…

It's a circumstance that makes it easier said than done currently my natural character is smiley jolly there for others

I've never neglected myself while being there for others either.

It's just not a nice situation that's taking quite longer to come out of too messy to speak about here and it could trigger others but I understand your perspective thank you "

I can relate as lots going on but must maintain that happy exterior…. I do hope it gets sorted…

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

Watching tv 1000 ways to die.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're welcome but I meant ginger beer the fizzy drink its not an alcoholic drink lool"

I marginally prefer a ginger ale (to beer) and have been known to have it neat with ice and nothing else when I’m feeling decadent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid in bed with my fan blasting at me. Been trying to sleep but failing so browsing the forums instead for a while.

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By *ohntall123Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

"Laid in bed with my fan blasting at me. Been trying to sleep but failing so browsing the forums instead for a while."

It’s not that hot here thankfully lol

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Just got home sat naked on the sofa haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laid in bed with my fan blasting at me. Been trying to sleep but failing so browsing the forums instead for a while."

It’s windows open night but not too hot here. Perhaps because there isn’t a lady like you in bed!

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Trying to stay happy its a long story xx

Hope you keep the happy thoughts…

It's a circumstance that makes it easier said than done currently my natural character is smiley jolly there for others

I've never neglected myself while being there for others either.

It's just not a nice situation that's taking quite longer to come out of too messy to speak about here and it could trigger others but I understand your perspective thank you

I can relate as lots going on but must maintain that happy exterior…. I do hope it gets sorted…"

It will thank you, I never let life get me too down where I feel defeated that's not an option for moi

Healthy escapes and distractions are always helpful whilst going through the processes of changing around whatever in our lives need turning

I hope all yours work out too xx

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"You're welcome but I meant ginger beer the fizzy drink its not an alcoholic drink lool

I marginally prefer a ginger ale (to beer) and have been known to have it neat with ice and nothing else when I’m feeling decadent!"

Long as it works for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the couch hoping this forum picks up

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"On the couch hoping this forum picks up"

Hahaha

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

In bed wide awake and horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this

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By *quirtyandflirty73Couple
over a year ago

hebden bridge

Trying to sleep and failing miserably

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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago

Paisley Scotland

In bed horny reading this edging!!!!

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By *cotty_01ukMan
over a year ago

birmingham

On the laptop what else to do

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By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Was trying to get some sleep,fuck it have to cum

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By *cottishVikingBearMan
over a year ago

N. London

XCOM 2 on my laptop. Die alien scum.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Lying in bed in my campervan watching the sun rise

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Having a large mocha before I have to adult.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Just got up, drinking my 2nd coffee of the day the first one only lasted 1 minute as I drop it all over the table. Great start.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awake early horny and now looking around here

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Hoping to find someone to pull my pants down and spank me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored looking for someone to chat to, any offers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bored looking for someone to chat to, any offers?"

Awesome beard

Like others just laying in bed, woke up and couldn't get back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bored looking for someone to chat to, any offers?

Awesome beard

Like others just laying in bed, woke up and couldn't get back to sleep"

Cheers dude growing since Nov 4th 2022

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers dude growing since Nov 4th 2022"

Nice, mine comes off every november for charity then i regret lack of beard for rest of winter lol

Even when i did try and grow a big beard the middle of my chin didn't grow like the rest so didn't knit together properly lol

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The sun rose but was obscured by cumulonimbus

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

(Mr)

It's a glamorous and sexy Saturday for me, defrosting a freezer and straightening cupboard doors.

It's just a rock & roll lifestyle.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Vegetating in bed together for as long as possible before I have to work

LvM

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Having a break from the sun on the last day of my holiday

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By *onerparadeMan
over a year ago

Chester

Trying to get some sleep before my night shift tonight! This is my first official forum post after being photo verified! Hoorah!!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Seriously, I’m sat in the car watching two magpies fighting over a squashed squirrel in the road whilst I wait for my boy to come out of his mates house

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

In the car, on the way out for lunch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vegetating in bed together for as long as possible before I have to work

LvM"

I'll come and get into bed with K when you're going

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Just about to enjoy some scrambled eggs on sourdough toast (with Welsh butter, of course).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying to get some sleep before my night shift tonight! This is my first official forum post after being photo verified! Hoorah!! "

Congratulations! And on one of my posts nonetheless. Some people would say to stay well clear of me but I'm not THAT bad, honestly. I'll stop pestering you after the 109th dick pic request!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Watching England v Colombia

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Vegetating in bed together for as long as possible before I have to work

LvM

I'll come and get into bed with K when you're going

I think she'd appreciate that

Just make sure to send me some pics if there's any funny business

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vegetating in bed together for as long as possible before I have to work

LvM

I'll come and get into bed with K when you're going

I think she'd appreciate that

Just make sure to send me some pics if there's any funny business

LvM"

Only if you leave the light on this time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regretting last night after blowing my chance with an older woman.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Just finished 2nd breakfast

ready for gym

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Currently enjoying a nice cold glass of wine in a pub in Covent garden

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Just about to enjoy some scrambled eggs on sourdough toast (with Welsh butter, of course)."

Sounds delicious

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Just finished the brakes in my car, so going to have a cuppa and then scrub up and watch the rugby...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm naked, starfished on the bed with the fan blowing up my vaginal canal.

HBU?

Reading this and wishing I was licking youe starfished body.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Waiting for my bacon sandwich.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

You don’t want to know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don’t want to know!!"

We do now

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Making Strawberry Jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching a documentary on penis reductions

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Eating an ice cream by the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrolling thru fab while taking a break from 'trying' to clean a deep shag pile rug...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving the bed some back.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm sat in my garden cloud watching and on forums

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By *immo1867Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Called in for a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on our balcony in sunny Spain drinking

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Going to have a wank. Nothing gen on here

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Lucky bastards, looking out the window at miserable weather in ireland

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By *ittyDaggerWoman
over a year ago

Near Taunton

Watching some cycling, drinking a beer, trying to psych myself up for some housework!

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By *ikingCymraegMan
over a year ago

Caerdydd

Playing video games, and perving here in between games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing my nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting in front of my mirror wondering if I can be arsed to get ready to go out or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contemplating turning the Rugby League on to keep me occupied whilst doing billing - but currently listening to Blondie and Atomic. Class.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Wondering if the rain has finished now and whether I should get my Ducati out ?

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By *moothGrooveWoman
over a year ago

Durham

Drinking G&T in the bath

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By *adison12Woman
over a year ago

Nr Boston

just finished shift , freshly showered let the weekend commence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Binging the OA x

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