FabSwingers.com forum: OK let's see how kinky you really are

By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

We have toasted fruit loaf we have ham and banana in it .

Tell me of your kinky pleasure.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Deep fried Mars Bar

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

9 rashers of smoked bacon on one sandwich

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"We have toasted fruit loaf we have ham and banana in it .

Tell me of your kinky pleasure."

That's some pretty vile deviant behaviour right there.

I think you should sit in the corner and have a real think about what you've done.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Banana smeared in Nutella

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Cucumbers with honey

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By *estinysswingersCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

We had french toast with biscoff sauce on it for breakfast.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"9 rashers of smoked bacon on one sandwich"

oh fuck off lol. I used to have mate who was a small guy and he used to order two meals when we went out to eat together a lot of the time they wouldn't bring it because they were only two of us and they thought the order had been taken wrong .

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"We had french toast with biscoff sauce on it for breakfast.

I’m calling the police! This is a crime

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Bacon roll/ bap/ sandwich/ panini whatever, with ketchup, mayo and mustard. Don’t knock it unless you have tried it!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"We had french toast with biscoff sauce on it for breakfast.

I hope none of that biscoff sauce dribbled on to those amazing boobs ….. that would be just terrible

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"9 rashers of smoked bacon on one sandwich

Bacon sandwiches are only good if you have to eat them over a sink

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"We had french toast with biscoff sauce on it for breakfast.

Oh.

I haven't been this aroused in a while.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Olive wrapped in an anchovy.

A taste explosion upgrade on pineapple and cheese on a stick!

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

"We had french toast with biscoff sauce on it for breakfast.

That sounds bloody delightful!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"We have toasted fruit loaf we have ham and banana in it .

Tell me of your kinky pleasure.

That's some pretty vile deviant behaviour right there.

I think you should sit in the corner and have a real think about what you've done."

Your right I just did I'm going to make another one I a master of my own fate remember if its any consolation to you I'm having herbal tea with it.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Deep fried Mars Bar "

I'll raise you a deep fried Twix

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Profile pic - nuff said.

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By *oomerangbobMan
over a year ago

stanhope

Honey in my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We had french toast with biscoff sauce on it for breakfast.

Oh you filthy fuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Microwaved ham and cheese sandwich with bbq sauce

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

Banana eaten out of a pussy

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Banana smeared in Nutella

We have a Prevert among us .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant noodle sandwiches.

Curry flavour is the best.

Haven't done that in a while though.

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sausage roll, with a slice of cheddar on top and red sauce then microwaved, beaut!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Dunking hob nobs in cold custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Instant noodle sandwiches.

Curry flavour is the best.

Haven't done that in a while though.

I used to do this.

Also, the chicken ones on toast, grate some cheese on it then bung it under the grill for a few minutes

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Olive wrapped in an anchovy.

A taste explosion upgrade on pineapple and cheese on a stick!"

You lost me with olives and anchovy.but cheese and pineapples OK

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Soy sauce on chips

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Dunking hob nobs in cold custard "

Custard creams in hot custard though

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By *reamers13Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Marmite on toast with beans on

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Last week for breakfast I made Teddy Bear shaped crumpets, dipped in egg and fried.

So, French crumpets?

Then took 2 of them and put bacon inside.

French Teddy Bear crumpet bacon sarnie.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Cucumbers with honey "

this sounds niiiice

gotta try this

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Instant noodle sandwiches.

Curry flavour is the best.

Haven't done that in a while though.

I was warming to it as I love the though of filthy ideas

Coming from you then you mention. Curry not for me.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Last week for breakfast I made Teddy Bear shaped crumpets, dipped in egg and fried.

So, French crumpets?

Then took 2 of them and put bacon inside.

French Teddy Bear crumpet bacon sarnie.

Sounds good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salad cream and black pepper wrap with chilli sauce dip

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Salad cream and black pepper wrap with chilli sauce dip"

So kinks are just a bit out there

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Cheese, onion & pineapple toasted sandwiches

J x

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Cheese, onion & pineapple toasted sandwiches

J x"

Yep that fall within the acceptable range of kink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberries and cream with a little bit of black pepper

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Let’s play soggy toasted fruit loaf with ham and banana.

Is that kinky enough?

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By *ebaucherous_duoCouple
over a year ago

Bristol/ Daventry

No matter how kinky you think you are, just remember, there is a German out there willing to eat you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink milk from the carton and put it back in the fridge

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Let’s play soggy toasted fruit loaf with ham and banana.

Is that kinky enough?

No Rex its not soggy

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"No matter how kinky you think you are, just remember, there is a German out there willing to eat you.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"No matter how kinky you think you are, just remember, there is a German out there willing to eat you.

Based on the lady of cpls pics .I'm sure that's its not only Germans that would be interested in doing that .

Might even give up my toasty for that task .give the opportunity.

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"No matter how kinky you think you are, just remember, there is a German out there willing to eat you.

Based on the lady of cpls pics .I'm sure that's its not only Germans that would be interested in doing that .

Might even give up my toasty for that task .give the opportunity."

We had a nibble with a German couple on holidays in Gran Canaria…very nice - she was certainly mmm (and lactating which was…interesting).

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"No matter how kinky you think you are, just remember, there is a German out there willing to eat you.

Based on the lady of cpls pics .I'm sure that's its not only Germans that would be interested in doing that .

Might even give up my toasty for that task .give the opportunity.

We had a nibble with a German couple on holidays in Gran Canaria…very nice - she was certainly mmm (and lactating which was…interesting)."

Got say lady milk is an acquired taste .lady juice on the other hand I'm quite in favor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drink milk from the carton and put it back in the fridge "

Take yourself outside for a good talking too - some just take it too far!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast.

With peanut butter AND marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salad cream and black pepper wrap with chilli sauce dip

So kinks are just a bit out there "

It gets worse. Custard powder milkshakes with jelly cubes

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Toast.

With peanut butter AND marmite "

Devient at least its not marmite and peanutbutter

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Salad cream and black pepper wrap with chilli sauce dip

So kinks are just a bit out there

It gets worse. Custard powder milkshakes with jelly

cubes"

Now that sounds kinky

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Scotch pie on a buttered roll with brown sauce

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Marmite on toast with beans on

And some grated cheese

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Cheese, onion & pineapple toasted sandwiches

J x"

On my way round, please can I have 2

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Scotch pie on a buttered roll with brown sauce "

My god the inventive devients out there

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Marmite on toast with beans on

And some grated cheese

No comment

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Cheese, onion & pineapple toasted sandwiches

J x

On my way round, please can I have 2

You

Seeing its you all order a 2 aswell.thanks

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By *rystal DreamtimeTV/TS
over a year ago

horsham

Sausage and Marmalade sandwich

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Sausage and Marmalade sandwich "

Yep devient

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What filthy will be thrown my way this day .

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Decent packet of crips (usually those in the bigger packets.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Mmmm. Bacon and banana pizza with extra garlic. The way God intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Instant noodle sandwiches.

Curry flavour is the best.

Haven't done that in a while though.

Chicken n mushroom pot noodle butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scotch pie on a buttered roll with brown sauce

My god the inventive devients out there"

No no no no....

It's supposed to be a meat and potato pie in a buttered roll

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

I like white toast with just butter.

Rich tea or plain biscuits.

Plain corn flakes or rice crispies with no sugar.

I'm as innocent and vanilla as they come.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Decent packet of crips (usually those in the bigger packets."

I've just found some posh crisps

Wild boar favour

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Scotch pie on a buttered roll with brown sauce

My god the inventive devients out there

No no no no....

It's supposed to be a meat and potato pie in a buttered roll

Deviants I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm that kinky I'm the 69th comment

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I like white toast with just butter.

Rich tea or plain biscuits.

Plain corn flakes or rice crispies with no sugar.

I'm as innocent and vanilla as they come.

Yes I'm afraid your on the wrong

Thread .

May I recommend on of my vanilla

Threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grated cheese on curry. Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready salted crisps and brown sauce.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

"Ready salted crisps and brown sauce. "

Perverts

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"Cucumbers with honey

this sounds niiiice

gotta try this "

I have, it is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to like a grated cheese and salad cream sandwich

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Ready salted crisps and brown sauce.

Perverts

Tom got the measure of you all

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