FabSwingers.com forum: Anally ruined

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

I saw a pic the other day of someone who had labelled it ‘ just been anally ruined!’ …. Is that something that people actively look for … hi … you look lovely .. can we hurry the drink I’d like to anally ruin you before ‘Live from the Apollo!’

What other phrases make you gack* a little?

*to gack - where a little bit if your own vomit makes a run for it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash your back doors in

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Creampie cleanup”

Sorry,

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Smash your back doors in"

Yes if its not said in a joke … how wrong can you be? What fairytale ends …and the handsome prince bent Sleeping Beauty over the tree and smashed her back doors in while the dwarves lined up for their turn!!

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"“Creampie cleanup”

Sorry,

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ewwww x

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"“Creampie cleanup”

Sorry,

This ^

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

" I saw a pic the other day of someone who had labelled it ‘ just been anally ruined!’ …. Is that something that people actively look for … hi … you look lovely .. can we hurry the drink I’d like to anally ruin you before ‘Live from the Apollo!’

What other phrases make you gack* a little?

*to gack - where a little bit if your own vomit makes a run for it!!

To be honest any of those cooking terms that are used.... Bashed smashed ruined filled drilled etc

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

What other phrases make you gack* a little?

*to gack - where a little bit if your own vomit makes a run for it!!

To be honest any of those cooking terms that are used.... Bashed smashed ruined filled drilled etc"

So a ‘deconstructed’ pussy would be ok?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"“Creampie cleanup”

Sorry,

Yep this, also heavy cummer and anything to do with making someone squirt

Mrs

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Perhaps it was a typographical error and it actually said "annually ruined". We all get a little ruined on our birthdays.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Why do I feel like everyone’s taking snippets from my bio?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to be gapped?

Offends me on multiple levels

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Perhaps it was a typographical error and it actually said "annually ruined". We all get a little ruined on our birthdays.

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pmsl - that makes so much more sense - but doesnt explain the pic if a gaping arsehole accompanying the message

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Perhaps it was a typographical error and it actually said "annually ruined". We all get a little ruined on our birthdays.

pmsl - that makes so much more sense - but doesnt explain the pic if a gaping arsehole accompanying the message

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Ah, but once you finish the birthday bottle of Moët & Chandon™ it has to be shoved up somewhere...neck first. Hence the gaping hole.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Perhaps it was a typographical error and it actually said "annually ruined". We all get a little ruined on our birthdays.

pmsl - that makes so much more sense - but doesnt explain the pic if a gaping arsehole accompanying the message

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Ah, but once you finish the birthday bottle of Moët & Chandon™ it has to be shoved up somewhere...neck first. Hence the gaping hole.

I love gaping holes

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Smash your back doors in

A normal Friday night at abs cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The belief that she will do things for money. Really. Off you fuck.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

What other phrases make you gack* a little?

*to gack - where a little bit if your own vomit makes a run for it!!

What's it called when someone elses vomit makes a run for it?

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

All of the above and anything to do with draining balls

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can see "ruin" like reclaiming "ruin" from "if a woman doesn't have her virginity she's lost her social capital". I'm not a fan, but I can see it.

But "anally ruin" sounds like "and now you need to go to the hospital for an operation. fucking hot, man"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anally ruined makes me think of prolapse and uncomfortable conversations with the drs.

Not something that makes me wet lol

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By *ove2PlayLincsCouple
over a year ago

Gainsborough

"Do you want to be gapped?

Offends me on multiple levels

Gapping is whooping someone at a drag race

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Honestly all of the above, plus “ oh you’re so beautiful in and out!” Well yes I am, but you’re only saying it to make me feel “grateful ?”

Any of the “my wife/ partner doesn’t understand me” stop pretending to be someone else when you’re with them then?!!

Honestly I am begging to think that the FAF brigade, whilst a bit unimaginative, are at least completely honest in their intentions.

Drinking during the day… oops

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

George Carlin had a whole sketch about "Corn holing", funny AF

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

Was once asked if he could fuck the wife's arm pit. REALLY wtaf. Gack

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

Im loving these - there are some properly ‘inventive’ people around… see how PC I was there??? Thats personal growth for me - i avoided the term fucking freaks!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I know this isn't a popular opinion but fuck it. Sometimes I like the whole usage of "ruined/destroyed".

Never anally but... it can be kind of sexy.

I guess that's because to me I associate it with someone fucking me hard enough that the next morning I'm doing that I was fucked last night walk. The whole mascara running from being facefucked mercilessly thing.

Not everyone could say that to me, I imagine I'd laugh or feel a bit bleurgh if certain people did.

If the right person said to me 'Meli, I'm going to utterly ruin that pretty face of yours?'.

My face is all theirs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love anal, and when my OH tells me he's going to "ruin" me, I know I'm in for a fun session. I'm only ever "ruined" very temporarily - I have good muscular control, and after all the years I've enjoyed anal sex, I don't have continence issues, or any other kind of issue. As far as I see it, the anal sphincter is a muscle designed to open and close. What usually happens with muscles when you use them more than normal?

Bess x

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Heavy cummer and also anything like balls need draining /emptying on a status.

Miss

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I love anal, and when my OH tells me he's going to "ruin" me, I know I'm in for a fun session. I'm only ever "ruined" very temporarily - I have good muscular control, and after all the years I've enjoyed anal sex, I don't have continence issues, or any other kind of issue. As far as I see it, the anal sphincter is a muscle designed to open and close. What usually happens with muscles when you use them more than normal?

Bess x"

I literally had twinges and pre cum reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm

not going to lie I have sed that in the heat off the moment to guys

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I know this isn't a popular opinion but fuck it. Sometimes I like the whole usage of "ruined/destroyed".

Never anally but... it can be kind of sexy.

Not everyone could say that to me, I imagine I'd laugh or feel a bit bleurgh if certain people did.

If the right person said to me 'Meli, I'm going to utterly ruin that pretty face of yours?'.

My face is all theirs."

Oh Meli, you angel x

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