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 so either I have to guess, or just leave it until the next time I'm in the kitchen. | |||
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"Mine has a button you press and it does it's job and finishes quitely "Sounds like my wife. | |||
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"Is it just me ('probably is) who has the best of intentions when it comes to laundry: the washing machine continues to incessantly •beep• to tell you it's finished, but you can't be bothered to get up to unload it." Its maya 's dryer that does that have to go put back on for another cycle or empty it for her. | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x" I've just told my fridge to fuck off - I know the door is open, I'm using the milk!!!!  | |||
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"I’ll be honest I’m a bit of a washing ninja. If there’s an opportunity to get the washing on the line before it rains, I'm sat there waiting the three minutes for the one minute remaining to finally let me get at the damp jasmine and lavender fragranced garments within. " Omg  | |||
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"I’ll be honest I’m a bit of a washing ninja. If there’s an opportunity to get the washing on the line before it rains, I'm sat there waiting the three minutes for the one minute remaining to finally let me get at the damp jasmine and lavender fragranced garments within. " Do you love the smell of clean washing hanging in the house? | |||
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"Mine has a button you press and it does it's job and finishes quitely
Sounds like my wife. "Lol | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x I've just told my fridge to fuck off - I know the door is open, I'm using the milk!!!! "
I shouted I KNOW at mine last night. I'm glad it's a thing and I'm not just a weirdo who shouts at my appliances | |||
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"Oh I love that little tune it does. Part of why I bought it. Can't beat adding some twinkle to your life." Ah, see, I get this too as my washing machine is very tuneful. I'm now seeing my prejudice against my dishwasher and fridge and feeling ashamed. | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x I've just told my fridge to fuck off - I know the door is open, I'm using the milk!!!! "My new fridge freezer does this! I'm eternally gratefull for it times I left old one slightly open and had food ruined ! X | |||
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"Is it just me ('probably is) who has the best of intentions when it comes to laundry: the washing machine continues to incessantly •beep• to tell you it's finished, but you can't be bothered to get up to unload it." Tell your staff to attend Nerö. Its what we do down here. | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x I've just told my fridge to fuck off - I know the door is open, I'm using the milk!!!!
My new fridge freezer does this! I'm eternally gratefull for it times I left old one slightly open and had food ruined ! X"Too sensible, Candy!
(But you're right - I'm sure it'll save me at some point!) | |||
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"Is it just me ('probably is) who has the best of intentions when it comes to laundry: the washing machine continues to incessantly •beep• to tell you it's finished, but you can't be bothered to get up to unload it. Tell your staff to attend Nerö. Its what we do down here. " • Is there some subtext to this? When you're next in the UK you can attend to me down there.
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"My new machine doesn't even have an 'end' beep so either I have to guess, or just leave it until the next time I'm in the kitchen. "• That's a travesty! | |||
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"Don't you have maids for this kind of boring stuff Nero ? "• It's Friday. They're off. Even Misty's staff are off. They're probably hanging out together in a greasy spoon somewhere. | |||
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"Don't you have maids for this kind of boring stuff Nero ?
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It's Friday. They're off. Even Misty's staff are off. They're probably hanging out together in a greasy spoon somewhere."This is true. I’ve had to dress myself this morning. The horror.  | |||
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" Oh this is me, I do a 15min wash straight after the gym and a balcony where things dry in less than 1 hour but next day it’s often still in the washer" • You can't fool me! You live in a top floor condominium in Dubai in 50°C heat. You can dry a wet Martini in ² seconds in that environment. | |||
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"Mine sings a really annoying song so I have to go empty it " Samsung ecobubble? | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x" • Mine is actually doing it now as I type this! I can't extricate myself from Fab. How dare 'real life' get in the way of my sexual exploits!  | |||
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It's Friday. They're off. Even Misty's staff are off. They're probably hanging out together in a greasy spoon somewhere.
This is true. I’ve had to dress myself this morning. The horror. "You didn't have to | |||
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"I've only got a dummy washing machine, installed so that people think I'm normal!" • Does this faithful dummy washing machine of yours also beep incessantly? | |||
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"The drain cycle on ours sounds like the intro to 10cc's rubber bullets, that's when I know it's nearly finished" You should record that for 'House Music' on Lauren Laverne's 6Music radio show
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping!" Wow, that's a lot of loads. | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x · I've just told my fridge to fuck off - I know the door is open, I'm using the milk!!!! "• YOLO, how much grace period do you get with your American style fridge-freezer when you're loading up your groceries? Does it start to beep almost immediately as soon as you start?? | |||
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping!" • Not all of us have bespoke Utility Rooms where we can sequester our white goods!  | |||
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"Is it just me ('probably is) who has the best of intentions when it comes to laundry: the washing machine continues to incessantly •beep• to tell you it's finished, but you can't be bothered to get up to unload it." My cat comes to tell me it’s beeping. He has this notion that he’ll get snacks if I go in the kitchen and he knows when something beeps in there, I should be going in. He’s impatient | |||
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! Wow, that's a lot of loads. " A lot of grubby kids | |||
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! • Not all of us have bespoke Utility Rooms where we can sequester our white goods! "Lol neither do I, Nero! I once viewed a house with the washing machine in a little closet in the 1st floor hallway. Surreal | |||
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! Wow, that's a lot of loads. · A lot of grubby kids "• 14 kids is a lot.  | |||
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! • Not all of us have bespoke Utility Rooms where we can sequester our white goods! "Come, now Nerø. Surely you live in an imposing 4 storey townhouse in Mayfair, with domestics to do that sort of thing? | |||
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! Wow, that's a lot of loads. · A lot of grubby kids
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14 kids is a lot. "I know. I sadly have a saggy vag. | |||
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! Wow, that's a lot of loads. · A lot of grubby kids
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14 kids is a lot.
I know. I sadly have a saggy vag."• I have no words. | |||
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! Wow, that's a lot of loads. · A lot of grubby kids
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14 kids is a lot.
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! Wow, that's a lot of loads. · A lot of grubby kids
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! Wow, that's a lot of loads. · A lot of grubby kids
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! Wow, that's a lot of loads. · A lot of grubby kids
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! Wow, that's a lot of loads. · A lot of grubby kids
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"Oh I love that little tune it does. Part of why I bought it. Can't beat adding some twinkle to your life. Ah, see, I get this too as my washing machine is very tuneful. I'm now seeing my prejudice against my dishwasher and fridge and feeling ashamed." You should feel ashamed! Those poor things. They've never harmed you. They make your life better. If I'm in a ridiculous mood I'll sometimes dance to it - it can cheer my partner up even after the most difficult of days. | |||
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" Oh this is me, I do a 15min wash straight after the gym and a balcony where things dry in less than 1 hour but next day it’s often still in the washer • You can't fool me! You live in a top floor condominium in Dubai in 50°C heat. You can dry a wet Martini in ² seconds in that environment." Exactly! All I have to have is the energy to take the stuff out the washer | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x • Mine is actually doing it now as I type this! I can't extricate myself from Fab. How dare 'real life' get in the way of my sexual exploits! "Very rude I must say | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x · I've just told my fridge to fuck off - I know the door is open, I'm using the milk!!!!
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YOLO, how much grace period do you get with your American style fridge-freezer when you're loading up your groceries? Does it start to beep almost immediately as soon as you start??"I don't know about YOLO's but mine only gives you minute before it starts pressurising you  | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x · I've just told my fridge to fuck off - I know the door is open, I'm using the milk!!!!
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YOLO, how much grace period do you get with your American style fridge-freezer when you're loading up your groceries? Does it start to beep almost immediately as soon as you start??
I don't know about YOLO's but mine only gives you minute before it starts pressurising you "Ours is very impatient too. Bloody Smeg | |||
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"The trick is to have the washing machine hidden away so you can't hear it. I do about 14 loads a week so I'd go insane if I had to listen to the beeping! Wow, that's a lot of loads. · A lot of grubby kids
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14 kids is a lot.
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"We take it in turns, whenever there’s a load to do one of us sorts it out. Although the ironing is left to me, which fucks up my day. The mr " • Watch this space, I shall be doing an ironing thread.  | |||
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"My washer doesn't make any sounds when it's finished. It's the dryer that annoys me, it finishes its cycle then keeps doing random turns until you go and empty it. Then everything is to fold and put away. Uuuurgh I hate laundry." • Now you sêê my Dryer does this too! There is no beep or any form of audible alert. Instead the confounded thing just does a turn or two ever five minutes. It sounds like it's moaning and groaning like a petulant teenager. | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x · I've just told my fridge to fuck off - I know the door is open, I'm using the milk!!!!
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YOLO, how much grace period do you get with your American style fridge-freezer when you're loading up your groceries? Does it start to beep almost immediately as soon as you start??
I don't know about YOLO's but mine only gives you minute before it starts pressurising you "Sorry, Nero, I missed your question earlier. But like Em, the answer is Not Long Enough. It's like a time trial to make a cup of coffee... | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x · I've just told my fridge to fuck off - I know the door is open, I'm using the milk!!!!
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YOLO, how much grace period do you get with your American style fridge-freezer when you're loading up your groceries? Does it start to beep almost immediately as soon as you start??
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Ours is very impatient too. Bloody Smeg™ "• KC² — it's not like you to brag about such expensive high-end brands! Show off! | |||
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"Not just you Nero. Does anyone shout "OK!JESUS!" when it beeps for the eleventy thousandth time Em x · I've just told my fridge to fuck off - I know the door is open, I'm using the milk!!!!
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YOLO, how much grace period do you get with your American style fridge-freezer when you're loading up your groceries? Does it start to beep almost immediately as soon as you start??
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KC² — it's not like you to brag about such expensive high-end brands! Show off!"We inherited it from the previous owners *shrug* | |||
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"Pretty good with laundry, emptying a d putting on line to dry or taking to the launderette to tumble dry if weather's not great. However, detest ironing clothes."  Are we supposed to iron them? | |||
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"Do it the old fashioned way and there are no beeps. I don't recommend washing in rivers, using stones etc, due to the prevalence of conservative party induced turds and sewage, so choose wisely " • I think this is genius.... ^ | |||
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