FabSwingers.com forum: Message board - post your notices here

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Do you need a lift share to Coventry this weekend, does your Nan want a new lodger?

Post you’re in and a message perhaps then if there is somebody in the thread who catches your eye, reply to them directly in the thread.

None of this having to skip the 23 posters above so you can tell

Sexytrumperforyou that you’d go for drinks and a bag of chips with her.

Do you still get chips in a bag?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need sex.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need someone to cook me breakfast.

And cut the grass.

And clean and pack my house.

Probably cook my dinner aswell.

Then fuck off.

Thanks!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's two cringe women on the thread already.

In btw.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Sex, I need sex

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I need sunshine, thats it I'm not greedy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I need two strong guys and a big van please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I need sex.

I’d love to help but I’m cutting Coyote’s grass.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I need two strong guys and a big van please

I need two strong vans and a big guy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

I need to cum

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Could the owner of the blue Vauxhall Astra please remove it from my driveway

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a man/van to do a few tip runs for me today! ??

Oh, and a plumber, my pipes need looking at! lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm looking for a chic woman for a teå-and-cåke ceremony, somewhere in Central London.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a good edging.......my strimmer is broken

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone finds my sexiness, please return it. Feel a bit lost without it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I could do with a man/van to do a few tip runs for me today! ??

Oh, and a plumber, my pipes need looking at! lol

xJ"

I’ve got a pipe looking at NVQ

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm looking for a chic woman for a teå-and-cåke ceremony, somewhere in Central London."

I'm not available till 4pm

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have special delivery for breakfast in bed.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coventry!!!

I need to stop letting a certain woman drive me crazy with sexual thoughts…. She doesn’t know what she’s getting herself into.

So. I’ll leave this notice here for her.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Coventry!!!

I need to stop letting a certain woman drive me crazy with sexual thoughts…. She doesn’t know what she’s getting herself into.

So. I’ll leave this notice here for her. "

Is it lady Godiva?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I need someone to incentivise me into getting moving…. I have stuff to do. Places to be. And yet here I am. On fab. Lollygagging and timewasting.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Hi Noel,

We'd like to swap a Connect Four game for an Operation game.

Deal?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have special delivery for breakfast in bed.

Ooh, is that for me by any chance. I was promised one an hour ago, but it hasn't arrived yet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a man/van to do a few tip runs for me today! ??

Oh, and a plumber, my pipes need looking at! lol

I’ve got a pipe looking at NVQ

I'd need to invigilate your exam to make sure you do!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I could do with a man/van to do a few tip runs for me today! ??

Oh, and a plumber, my pipes need looking at! lol

I’ve got a pipe looking at NVQ

I'd need to invigilate your exam to make sure you do!

xJ"

Do I bring my own pipe?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coventry!!!

I need to stop letting a certain woman drive me crazy with sexual thoughts…. She doesn’t know what she’s getting herself into.

So. I’ll leave this notice here for her. "

I can see now why you get on!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Noel,

We'd like to swap a Connect Four game for an Operation game.

Deal?"

70's Saturday mornings were great, except my mum never let me phone in

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have special delivery for breakfast in bed.

Ooh, is that for me by any chance. I was promised one an hour ago, but it hasn't arrived yet

Please PM your postcode. They gave me the wrong one.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a man/van to do a few tip runs for me today! ??

Oh, and a plumber, my pipes need looking at! lol

I’ve got a pipe looking at NVQ

I'd need to invigilate your exam to make sure you do!

Do I bring my own pipe?

How big is it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coventry!!!

I need to stop letting a certain woman drive me crazy with sexual thoughts…. She doesn’t know what she’s getting herself into.

So. I’ll leave this notice here for her.

I can see now why you get on!! "

Haha. Maybe she does then?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm looking for a chic woman for a teå-and-cåke ceremony, somewhere in Central London.

I'm not available till 4pm"

•

They don't call it 'elevenses' for nothing. Relic.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I could do with a man/van to do a few tip runs for me today! ??

Oh, and a plumber, my pipes need looking at! lol

I’ve got a pipe looking at NVQ

I'd need to invigilate your exam to make sure you do!

Do I bring my own pipe?

How big is it?

xJ"

It’s ever so slightly bigger than average according to a forum thread earlier this week.

It is however quite portable.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hi Noel,

We'd like to swap a Connect Four game for an Operation game.

Deal?"

Haha brilliant.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have special delivery for breakfast in bed.

Ooh, is that for me by any chance. I was promised one an hour ago, but it hasn't arrived yet

Please PM your postcode. They gave me the wrong one.

I'm not sure delivery driver will come this far south

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a man/van to do a few tip runs for me today! ??

Oh, and a plumber, my pipes need looking at! lol

I’ve got a pipe looking at NVQ

I'd need to invigilate your exam to make sure you do!

Do I bring my own pipe?

How big is it?

It’s ever so slightly bigger than average according to a forum thread earlier this week.

It is however quite portable.

There was a forum thread about average pipe sizes? How did I miss this?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Sex, I need sex from a hunk.

Also need coffee and spooning.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I have special delivery for breakfast in bed.

Ooh, is that for me by any chance. I was promised one an hour ago, but it hasn't arrived yet

Please PM your postcode. They gave me the wrong one.

I'm not sure delivery driver will come this far south"

He gets about quite a bit.

It's not called a special delivery for nothing.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I could do with a man/van to do a few tip runs for me today! ??

Oh, and a plumber, my pipes need looking at! lol

I’ve got a pipe looking at NVQ

I'd need to invigilate your exam to make sure you do!

Do I bring my own pipe?

How big is it?

It’s ever so slightly bigger than average according to a forum thread earlier this week.

It is however quite portable.

There was a forum thread about average pipe sizes? How did I miss this?

xJ"

It’s in the screwfix forum.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I could do with a man/van to do a few tip runs for me today! ??

Oh, and a plumber, my pipes need looking at! lol

I’ve got a pipe looking at NVQ

I'd need to invigilate your exam to make sure you do!

Do I bring my own pipe?

How big is it?

It’s ever so slightly bigger than average according to a forum thread earlier this week.

It is however quite portable.

There was a forum thread about average pipe sizes? How did I miss this?

It’s in the screwfix forum. "

Between the screws and the flanges.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Wanted - partner in crime to clean reluctant dog’s ears. Needs 4 or 5 hands and to enjoy getting wet. Chicken foot available as reward.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a man/van to do a few tip runs for me today! ??

Oh, and a plumber, my pipes need looking at! lol

I’ve got a pipe looking at NVQ

I'd need to invigilate your exam to make sure you do!

Do I bring my own pipe?

How big is it?

It’s ever so slightly bigger than average according to a forum thread earlier this week.

It is however quite portable.

There was a forum thread about average pipe sizes? How did I miss this?

It’s in the screwfix forum.

Between the screws and the flanges.

You two have blown my mind. I LOVE screw fix!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Needed:

adult supervision

37 year old single female in over her head. Needs an adult. Payment in gratitude.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm only accepting faces. Boobs. And nice things said about me!

Otherwise keep out of my box!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Hi Noel,

We'd like to swap a Connect Four game for an Operation game.

Deal?"

Hi, if you don't get an Operation game we have a Kerplunk! we'd love to swap for Connect Four.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a nice pussy to lick and make cum multiple times

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need butter.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Sex, I need sex from a hunk.

Also need coffee and spooning.

Before answering this post could just ask how good your eyesight is.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Wanted - partner in crime to clean reluctant dog’s ears. Needs 4 or 5 hands and to enjoy getting wet. Chicken foot available as reward. "

Labrador ears are just the best thing in the natural world.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I could do with a man/van to do a few tip runs for me today! ??

Oh, and a plumber, my pipes need looking at! lol

I’ve got a pipe looking at NVQ

I'd need to invigilate your exam to make sure you do!

Do I bring my own pipe?

How big is it?

It’s ever so slightly bigger than average according to a forum thread earlier this week.

It is however quite portable.

There was a forum thread about average pipe sizes? How did I miss this?

It’s in the screwfix forum.

Between the screws and the flanges.

You two have blown my mind. I LOVE screw fix!

xJ"

The screwfix catalogue is just pure filth.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I need butter.

Did you run out of lube again?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need butter.

Did you run out of lube again?

Yep! It's cracking.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I need butter.

Did you run out of lube again?

Yep! It's cracking.

Salted or unsalted then?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I need someone to take me for a walk because I'm not motivating myself very well today

Em x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I need someone to take me for a walk because I'm not motivating myself very well today

Em x"

I could walk behind you and squeeze your bum everything you slow down.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I need butter.

Did you run out of lube again?

Yep! It's cracking.

Salted or unsalted then?

Could try English mustard instead.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I need butter.

Did you run out of lube again?

Yep! It's cracking.

Salted or unsalted then?

Could try English mustard instead. "

You're just down right kinky.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I need two men to mount a TV in my bedroom. I was rather hoping Kenobi and Fiddles could help...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I could do for someone to bring a skip to clear out the garden.

Also someone to babysit so I can go back to bed.

Mrs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Hi Noel,

We'd like to swap a Connect Four game for an Operation game.

Deal?"

Not twister my old fruity?

Hope you're both well x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I need two men to mount a TV in my bedroom. I was rather hoping Kenobi and Fiddles could help...

Kenobi can mount the TV, I’ll mount you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ahem... I was rather hoping for one of you at each end...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ardhatCharlieMan
over a year ago

Northwest

xxx LOST xxx

One will to live.

If found, please try to return to owner along with sense of humor, also lost.

That's what work does to me sometimes......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/08/23 11:00:31]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanted - partner in crime to clean reluctant dog’s ears. Needs 4 or 5 hands and to enjoy getting wet. Chicken foot available as reward. "

I’d love to help with your doggie technique

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread