FabSwingers.com forum: Twot !

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm twot so I am throwing off the covers and going to sleep ...... or toss all night.

Now don't say the obvious.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

TWOT? - Tasting Wonderful Ovaltine Tonight?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I blame Brexit Granny, all this hot air

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'm twot so I am throwing off the covers and going to sleep ...... or toss all night.

Now don't say the obvious."

Tossing can be fun.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"TWOT? - Tasting Wonderful Ovaltine Tonight?"

Too hot...twot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TWOT? - Tasting Wonderful Ovaltine Tonight?"

Theological Wordbook of the Old Testament (TWOT Bible)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sorry for asking, but is the obvious to get naked and have sex and not worry about sleeping...!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Im sorry for asking, but is the obvious to get naked and have sex and not worry about sleeping...!"

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Correct. Unless they're Tasmanians.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure that's how Americans pronounce twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im sorry for asking, but is the obvious to get naked and have sex and not worry about sleeping...!

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Correct. Unless they're Tasmanians."

Thanks Nero apart from the Tasmanians (they suffered a great injustice already). Their souls R.i.p.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"TWOT? - Tasting Wonderful Ovaltine Tonight?"

Capitalised I would have thought it meant "Tossing One Off Tonight". OK, I realise "one" starts with an "O" and not a "W" but "one" is phonetically pronounced as if it starts with a "W" and "TOOT" sounds like an onomatopoeic way of saying "fart".

Or maybe TWOT could mean "Tits Were Out Tonight" but the "I'm" that prefixed it rather buggers that interpretation up.

Or it could be an onomatopoeic representation of "too hot" which seems to make the most sense as it wasn't capitalised.

I'm going to stick with the last one and stop drinking the double-vodkas + energy drinks.

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By *XlalaXXWoman
over a year ago

tipperary

TWOT in the hell is goin on here

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"TWOT in the hell is goin on here

Oh crap you made me look and now all my blood has gone to the wrong organ.

Anyway, covfefe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too Worn Out Tonight...

me2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ but wasn’t it warm last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It ok people it will be back to normal at the weekend wet and cold bloody global warming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ but wasn’t it warm last night

I think there is something wrong with me, I was cold and under the duvet, this morning even gone for the autumnal trackie bottoms and a large sweater. I want to get back in the nice warm bed (bring on global warming, this English summer is way too disappointing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ but wasn’t it warm last night

Are you in Scotland or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland is a paradise Fluffy

like Barbados with rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Christ but wasn’t it warm last night

Are you in Scotland or something? "

I think that between Tunbridge Wells and Barnet there must be a temperature inversion - not called norf London for nofink!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Is your fanny all sweaty Granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did buy new slumberdown duvet. 10.5 tog. Today I will chuck old one out. Cannot wait for...

I was not hot, just right last night.

Hotter today. Great for most of us.

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