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Thursday Night Nocturnal Thread - Misty Manor

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Ladies & Gentlemen, Guys & Ghouls, Spirits & Salacious Sirens…

Welcome to The Nocturnal at Misty Manor. My Manor House resplendent with gothic charm and housing various ghosts, ghouls and various beasties that go bump in the night.

The ghouls are at the bar ready to take your drinks orders.

The ghosts are on standby to take you on tours of the Manor.

The skeletons are in the kitchen preparing bar snacks.

The dungeon has been duly extended and restocked due to its popularity.

I’ll be hosting armed with a cheeky smile, offering kisses or spankings and dressed tonight in leather & chains.

Please come on in, take a seat order your favourite cocktail/drink and tell me about your day.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

GOOD Eveñiñg MístyPèaks and all those gloriously revered Nocturnalites that are yet to saunter into the snúg bàr of the 'Manor.

I hope this evening's insomniac-maniacs have had a pleasant afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening everyone

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"GOOD Eveñiñg MístyPèaks and all those gloriously revered Nocturnalites that are yet to saunter into the snúg bàr of the 'Manor.

I hope this evening's insomniac-maniacs have had a pleasant afternoon."

Good evening, darling Nero

I’ve reserved your usual seat. Coffee is brewing… unless you’d prefer something stronger?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening everyone "

Good evening blu.

I have a lovely ice cream for you….

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"GOOD Eveñiñg MístyPèaks and all those gloriously revered Nocturnalites that are yet to saunter into the snúg bàr of the 'Manor.

I hope this evening's insomniac-maniacs have had a pleasant afternoon.

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Good evening, darling Nero

I’ve reserved your usual seat. Coffee is brewing… unless you’d prefer something stronger?"

How about something hybrid? An Irish Coffee perhaps?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"GOOD Eveñiñg MístyPèaks and all those gloriously revered Nocturnalites that are yet to saunter into the snúg bàr of the 'Manor.

I hope this evening's insomniac-maniacs have had a pleasant afternoon.

·

Good evening, darling Nero

I’ve reserved your usual seat. Coffee is brewing… unless you’d prefer something stronger?

How about something hybrid? An Irish Coffee perhaps?"

Or a calypso coffee? They’re lovely

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Evening Misty, evening all.

Hope we’re all doing well!

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Hello all ..

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Misty, evening all.

Hope we’re all doing well! "

Evening jäger

I’m very well thank you. I trust you are. What are we getting you this evening?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Evening Misty and gorgeous Nocturnal folk!

Jx

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Hello all .."

Hey up trouble

Hope you’re well? Make yourself comfortable.

I’m just off to slip into something more (in)appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *teve691000Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Good evening, and may I have something strong with a sharp kick please

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Misty and gorgeous Nocturnal folk!

Jx"

Good evening beautiful Julie

So good to have you back

What can I offer you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening, and thanks for you´re welcoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening misty! Loving the profile picture change, green is definitely your colour

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Evening Misty, evening all.

Hope we’re all doing well!

Evening jäger

I’m very well thank you. I trust you are. What are we getting you this evening? "

I’m well thank you, has been a hectic few weeks but slowly recomposing myself.

Oo drink wise, hmm I’ll take a Sinatra special and have a whiskey on the rocks please

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"In for a bit"

Hi pickle

Which bit would you like

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By *nsertwittyname33Man
over a year ago

Tattershall

Good Evening Misty,

Good Evening all,

Hope its been a pleasant day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There´s something I can do?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening, and may I have something strong with a sharp kick please "

Evening

One Moscow mule coming right up

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"GOOD Eveñiñg MístyPèaks and all those gloriously revered Nocturnalites that are yet to saunter into the snúg bàr of the 'Manor.

I hope this evening's insomniac-maniacs have had a pleasant afternoon.

·

Good evening, darling Nero

I’ve reserved your usual seat. Coffee is brewing… unless you’d prefer something stronger?

How about something hybrid? An Irish Coffee perhaps?

·

Or a calypso coffee? They’re lovely "

I shall take your word for it. Please may I have a Calypso Coffee and one for JågerMorgån too.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening, and thanks for you´re welcoming"

Good evening

Welcome to the manor. What can I offer you?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Evening Misty and gorgeous Nocturnal folk!

Jx

Good evening beautiful Julie

So good to have you back

What can I offer you?"

A gin and tonic please! Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for a bit

Hi pickle

Which bit would you like "

Thigh has always been my favourite if you’ve got any going?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening misty! Loving the profile picture change, green is definitely your colour "

Oh Demidemi

Thank you so much. It is my favourite colour to wear.

What are you drinking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening all , a nice cocktail would go down well xx

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Misty, evening all.

Hope we’re all doing well!

Evening jäger

I’m very well thank you. I trust you are. What are we getting you this evening?

I’m well thank you, has been a hectic few weeks but slowly recomposing myself.

Oo drink wise, hmm I’ll take a Sinatra special and have a whiskey on the rocks please "

A fine choice. Single malt? How many rocks…

I hope you’ll croon to me as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julie I love those boots !

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Evening all.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good Evening Misty,

Good Evening all,

Hope its been a pleasant day"

Good evening oh witty one.

It has been a busy day, but all very good.

Welcome to the manor. Yours are available. It’s only very haunted?

Or if you prefer you can sit & have a drink and settle in

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"There´s something I can do?"

You can drink & chat until late with us all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, and thanks for you´re welcoming

Good evening

Welcome to the manor. What can I offer you?"

Your smail would be enough so far, thanks.

I´m new in this manor, TBH and I don´t know how it works.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Julie I love those boots ! "

I have the exact same pair

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"GOOD Eveñiñg MístyPèaks and all those gloriously revered Nocturnalites that are yet to saunter into the snúg bàr of the 'Manor.

I hope this evening's insomniac-maniacs have had a pleasant afternoon.

·

Good evening, darling Nero

I’ve reserved your usual seat. Coffee is brewing… unless you’d prefer something stronger?

How about something hybrid? An Irish Coffee perhaps?

·

Or a calypso coffee? They’re lovely

I shall take your word for it. Please may I have a Calypso Coffee and one for JågerMorgån too. "

Thank you for your trust. I’m certain you’ll enjoy it x

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Misty and gorgeous Nocturnal folk!

Jx

Good evening beautiful Julie

So good to have you back

What can I offer you?

A gin and tonic please! Thank you "

Coming right up. Hendricks ok?

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By *nsertwittyname33Man
over a year ago

Tattershall

I would love a vodka please, gives me time to feel settled.

Thank you

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"In for a bit

Hi pickle

Which bit would you like

Thigh has always been my favourite if you’ve got any going?"

I have 2!!! It’s a miracle

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening all , a nice cocktail would go down well xx "

Good evening

Always nice to welcome another flirt.

Which cocktail can I tempt you with?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening all."

Foxy!!!!!

My artiste. Ma Cherie.

What are you drinking?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening, and thanks for you´re welcoming

Good evening

Welcome to the manor. What can I offer you?

Your smail would be enough so far, thanks.

I´m new in this manor, TBH and I don´t know how it works."

Just chat with whomever you wish. Take in the ambience as you wish. We’re an inclusive bunch here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for a bit

Hi pickle

Which bit would you like

Thigh has always been my favourite if you’ve got any going?

I have 2!!! It’s a miracle "

I’ll take one. I’ll share with someone else if that’s ok?

Hope you’ve had a good day _rsmistypeaks

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"I would love a vodka please, gives me time to feel settled.

Thank you"

Vodka on its way over. One of the ghouls will sort it. Ice?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"In for a bit

Hi pickle

Which bit would you like

Thigh has always been my favourite if you’ve got any going?

I have 2!!! It’s a miracle

I’ll take one. I’ll share with someone else if that’s ok?

Hope you’ve had a good day _rsmistypeaks"

I am very much a sharer

I’ve had a good day thank you. Hope you have too x

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By *nsertwittyname33Man
over a year ago

Tattershall


"I would love a vodka please, gives me time to feel settled.

Thank you

Vodka on its way over. One of the ghouls will sort it. Ice? "

Perfect, just a little please. It won't last long anyway

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening all.

Foxy!!!!!

My artiste. Ma Cherie.

What are you drinking? "

A Cointreau, I blame those 1970's ads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening, and thanks for you´re welcoming

Good evening

Welcome to the manor. What can I offer you?

Your smail would be enough so far, thanks.

I´m new in this manor, TBH and I don´t know how it works.

Just chat with whomever you wish. Take in the ambience as you wish. We’re an inclusive bunch here."

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all , a nice cocktail would go down well xx

Good evening

Always nice to welcome another flirt.

Which cocktail can I tempt you with?"

ooh misty a dark n stormy would slide down very nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for a bit

Hi pickle

Which bit would you like

Thigh has always been my favourite if you’ve got any going?

I have 2!!! It’s a miracle

I’ll take one. I’ll share with someone else if that’s ok?

Hope you’ve had a good day _rsmistypeaks

I am very much a sharer

I’ve had a good day thank you. Hope you have too x"

Swingers love sharing

I have also had a good day. A stupendous day in fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening misty! Loving the profile picture change, green is definitely your colour

Oh Demidemi

Thank you so much. It is my favourite colour to wear.

What are you drinking tonight?"

I just picked up a really cute green bodysuit in the M&S sale, you should have a look on there!

Just soft drinks for me tonight as a full weekend of work unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for a bit

Hi pickle

Which bit would you like

Thigh has always been my favourite if you’ve got any going?

I have 2!!! It’s a miracle

I’ll take one. I’ll share with someone else if that’s ok?

Hope you’ve had a good day _rsmistypeaks"

Room for a third?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"I would love a vodka please, gives me time to feel settled.

Thank you

Vodka on its way over. One of the ghouls will sort it. Ice?

Perfect, just a little please. It won't last long anyway "

Would you like a double then?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Misty and nocturnal owls. Today, I had a blood test. I worked from the garden, under a parasol and it was pretty damned decent actually. Mr KC went blackberry picking with our Child while I worked. Then an old friend came to visit and she's only just headed home. Mr KC has gone for a nocturnal run because he's not working tomorrow. And it's too hot inside out house

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Just slipping in to say good evening to all you lovely Nocturnals. Heading to bed soon as up early for long drive tomorrow so don't be rattling those chains too loud please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for a bit

Hi pickle

Which bit would you like

Thigh has always been my favourite if you’ve got any going?

I have 2!!! It’s a miracle

I’ll take one. I’ll share with someone else if that’s ok?

Hope you’ve had a good day _rsmistypeaks

Room for a third? "

I want your thighs to eat please

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

go to the bar ! mines a vodka and ....

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening all.

Foxy!!!!!

My artiste. Ma Cherie.

What are you drinking?

A Cointreau, I blame those 1970's ads. "

I’m way too young

I do like Cointreau though. My Nan used to have little liquor chocolates - they were bloody lethal at 8 years old

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By *nsertwittyname33Man
over a year ago

Tattershall


"I would love a vodka please, gives me time to feel settled.

Thank you

Vodka on its way over. One of the ghouls will sort it. Ice?

Perfect, just a little please. It won't last long anyway

Would you like a double then?"

More than happy to double up

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening all , a nice cocktail would go down well xx

Good evening

Always nice to welcome another flirt.

Which cocktail can I tempt you with? ooh misty a dark n stormy would slide down very nicely"

I’m biting my tongue as I write

Coming right up…..

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"In for a bit

Hi pickle

Which bit would you like

Thigh has always been my favourite if you’ve got any going?

I have 2!!! It’s a miracle

I’ll take one. I’ll share with someone else if that’s ok?

Hope you’ve had a good day _rsmistypeaks

I am very much a sharer

I’ve had a good day thank you. Hope you have too x

Swingers love sharing

I have also had a good day. A stupendous day in fact. "

That’s a result!!!!”

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening misty! Loving the profile picture change, green is definitely your colour

Oh Demidemi

Thank you so much. It is my favourite colour to wear.

What are you drinking tonight?

I just picked up a really cute green bodysuit in the M&S sale, you should have a look on there!

Just soft drinks for me tonight as a full weekend of work unfortunately "

I do have a rather special green silk bodysuit

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"In for a bit

Hi pickle

Which bit would you like

Thigh has always been my favourite if you’ve got any going?

I have 2!!! It’s a miracle

I’ll take one. I’ll share with someone else if that’s ok?

Hope you’ve had a good day _rsmistypeaks

Room for a third? "

I think we can squeeze you in

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Misty and nocturnal owls. Today, I had a blood test. I worked from the garden, under a parasol and it was pretty damned decent actually. Mr KC went blackberry picking with our Child while I worked. Then an old friend came to visit and she's only just headed home. Mr KC has gone for a nocturnal run because he's not working tomorrow. And it's too hot inside out house "

Other than blood stuff.. that sounds like a decent day. Apart from being hot…. It’s always ambient in the manor though

I’ll bring extra ice for you though x

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Just slipping in to say good evening to all you lovely Nocturnals. Heading to bed soon as up early for long drive tomorrow so don't be rattling those chains too loud please "

Beautiful beautiful Cede

Drive safely, sleep well

And for tonight I shall use rope instead of chains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe Misty biting your tongue? and coming right up super ! Green is indeed the colour to pull off

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"go to the bar ! mines a vodka and ...."

Coming right up

Which rum would you like?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"I would love a vodka please, gives me time to feel settled.

Thank you

Vodka on its way over. One of the ghouls will sort it. Ice?

Perfect, just a little please. It won't last long anyway

Would you like a double then?

More than happy to double up "

Oh the entendres are flying tonight

Just as I like it x

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Hehe Misty biting your tongue? and coming right up super ! Green is indeed the colour to pull off "

I could bite your tongue instead…

I do love green

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"GOOD Eveñiñg MístyPèaks and all those gloriously revered Nocturnalites that are yet to saunter into the snúg bàr of the 'Manor.

I hope this evening's insomniac-maniacs have had a pleasant afternoon.

·

Good evening, darling Nero

I’ve reserved your usual seat. Coffee is brewing… unless you’d prefer something stronger?

How about something hybrid? An Irish Coffee perhaps?

·

Or a calypso coffee? They’re lovely

I shall take your word for it. Please may I have a Calypso Coffee and one for JågerMorgån too. "

Thank you Nero, hope you’re well and been looking after yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hehe Misty biting your tongue? and coming right up super ! Green is indeed the colour to pull off

I could bite your tongue instead…

I do love green"

nibbling ìs preferred.... often

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Mrs Misty and everyone at the Manor...

Could I have something cold to drink please and some cheese and onion crisps....

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Hehe Misty biting your tongue? and coming right up super ! Green is indeed the colour to pull off

I could bite your tongue instead…

I do love green nibbling ìs preferred.... often "

I do provide nibbles

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Evening Misty, evening all.

Hope we’re all doing well!

Evening jäger

I’m very well thank you. I trust you are. What are we getting you this evening?

I’m well thank you, has been a hectic few weeks but slowly recomposing myself.

Oo drink wise, hmm I’ll take a Sinatra special and have a whiskey on the rocks please

A fine choice. Single malt? How many rocks…

I hope you’ll croon to me as well "

Single malt, two rocks please. And by all means, it’d be an honor.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening Mrs Misty and everyone at the Manor...

Could I have something cold to drink please and some cheese and onion crisps.... "

Good evening Ash

Lovely to see you as ever x

I think appletiser tonight.

I’m sure I have crisps somewhere…. I’ll go and look

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening Misty, evening all.

Hope we’re all doing well!

Evening jäger

I’m very well thank you. I trust you are. What are we getting you this evening?

I’m well thank you, has been a hectic few weeks but slowly recomposing myself.

Oo drink wise, hmm I’ll take a Sinatra special and have a whiskey on the rocks please

A fine choice. Single malt? How many rocks…

I hope you’ll croon to me as well

Single malt, two rocks please. And by all means, it’d be an honor. "

Be still my heart

The Tender Trap please or perhaps Witchcraft would be more appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hehe Misty biting your tongue? and coming right up super ! Green is indeed the colour to pull off

I could bite your tongue instead…

I do love green nibbling ìs preferred.... often

I do provide nibbles"

I'm sure you do , and full of flavour no doubt

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Hehe Misty biting your tongue? and coming right up super ! Green is indeed the colour to pull off

I could bite your tongue instead…

I do love green nibbling ìs preferred.... often

I do provide nibbles

I'm sure you do , and full of flavour no doubt"

No half measures at my manor

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Misty and everyone! I'm dropping by for a short time.

Could I get a blue lagoon mocktail please? With lots of ice!

I've been doing the final tinkers to my FPL team today, glad the footy's back this weekend!

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Evening. I've been on leave since last Wednesday so pretty much gone nocturnal now.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening Misty and everyone! I'm dropping by for a short time.

Could I get a blue lagoon mocktail please? With lots of ice!

I've been doing the final tinkers to my FPL team today, glad the footy's back this weekend!"

Good evening sweetie

I’ll get that made for you straight away.

I’m not a football lover, but I’m happy that you’re happy x

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening. I've been on leave since last Wednesday so pretty much gone nocturnal now. "

Good evening Crimson

Well we are all pleased that you’ve turned nocturnal. Take a seat. What can I offer you to drink?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Mrs Misty and everyone at the Manor...

Could I have something cold to drink please and some cheese and onion crisps....

Good evening Ash

Lovely to see you as ever x

I think appletiser tonight.

I’m sure I have crisps somewhere…. I’ll go and look"

Thanks Misty...I haven't had an appletiser for ages....

I'll be on the leather sofa if you manage to find any crisps....

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening Mrs Misty and everyone at the Manor...

Could I have something cold to drink please and some cheese and onion crisps....

Good evening Ash

Lovely to see you as ever x

I think appletiser tonight.

I’m sure I have crisps somewhere…. I’ll go and look

Thanks Misty...I haven't had an appletiser for ages....

I'll be on the leather sofa if you manage to find any crisps.... "

Found them. Bloody poltergeists moving stuff around

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Misty and everyone! I'm dropping by for a short time.

Could I get a blue lagoon mocktail please? With lots of ice!

I've been doing the final tinkers to my FPL team today, glad the footy's back this weekend!"

I hope you didn't pick Harry Kane as he could be off to Germany....

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Evening. I've been on leave since last Wednesday so pretty much gone nocturnal now.

Good evening Crimson

Well we are all pleased that you’ve turned nocturnal. Take a seat. What can I offer you to drink?"

TGI used to do a cocktail called FBI - vodka, kalhua and baileys with ice cream. If that's an option, I'm here for it - otherwise a nice glass of white will be perfect.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening. I've been on leave since last Wednesday so pretty much gone nocturnal now.

Good evening Crimson

Well we are all pleased that you’ve turned nocturnal. Take a seat. What can I offer you to drink?

TGI used to do a cocktail called FBI - vodka, kalhua and baileys with ice cream. If that's an option, I'm here for it - otherwise a nice glass of white will be perfect."

Everything is an option here.

That does sound bloody luscious to be fair. I think I’ll join you

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Evening. I've been on leave since last Wednesday so pretty much gone nocturnal now.

Good evening Crimson

Well we are all pleased that you’ve turned nocturnal. Take a seat. What can I offer you to drink?

TGI used to do a cocktail called FBI - vodka, kalhua and baileys with ice cream. If that's an option, I'm here for it - otherwise a nice glass of white will be perfect.

Everything is an option here.

That does sound bloody luscious to be fair. I think I’ll join you"

I really must try and find a recipe.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening. I've been on leave since last Wednesday so pretty much gone nocturnal now.

Good evening Crimson

Well we are all pleased that you’ve turned nocturnal. Take a seat. What can I offer you to drink?

TGI used to do a cocktail called FBI - vodka, kalhua and baileys with ice cream. If that's an option, I'm here for it - otherwise a nice glass of white will be perfect.

Everything is an option here.

That does sound bloody luscious to be fair. I think I’ll join you

I really must try and find a recipe. "

You can find anything on Google

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Misty and everyone! I'm dropping by for a short time.

Could I get a blue lagoon mocktail please? With lots of ice!

I've been doing the final tinkers to my FPL team today, glad the footy's back this weekend!

I hope you didn't pick Harry Kane as he could be off to Germany.... "

No, I didn't, although I hear he's stalling making a decision.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening Misty and everyone! I'm dropping by for a short time.

Could I get a blue lagoon mocktail please? With lots of ice!

I've been doing the final tinkers to my FPL team today, glad the footy's back this weekend!

I hope you didn't pick Harry Kane as he could be off to Germany....

No, I didn't, although I hear he's stalling making a decision."

I’m sure they have ways of making him walk

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Evening all.

Foxy!!!!!

My artiste. Ma Cherie.

What are you drinking?

A Cointreau, I blame those 1970's ads.

I’m way too young

I do like Cointreau though. My Nan used to have little liquor chocolates - they were bloody lethal at 8 years old "

Start as you mean to go on.

How is my muse this evening?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening all.

Foxy!!!!!

My artiste. Ma Cherie.

What are you drinking?

A Cointreau, I blame those 1970's ads.

I’m way too young

I do like Cointreau though. My Nan used to have little liquor chocolates - they were bloody lethal at 8 years old

Start as you mean to go on.

How is my muse this evening?"

I am

A-muse-d . Hopefully a little a-muse-ing

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening, darling Nero

I’ve reserved your usual seat. Coffee is brewing… unless you’d prefer something stronger?

How about something hybrid? An Irish Coffee perhaps?

·

Or a calypso coffee? They’re lovely

I shall take your word for it. Please may I have a Calypso Coffee and one for JågerMorgån too.

·

Thank you Nero, hope you’re well and been looking after yourself. "

Good evening Jager', I am well, thank you for asking. It's almost the weekend, thank the spirits and the sprites.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie I love those boots ! "

Thanks Blu! They are Doc Martens embroidered with roses. Sorry for the delay in replying - we got *ahem* distracted.

J

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Misty and everyone! I'm dropping by for a short time.

Could I get a blue lagoon mocktail please? With lots of ice!

I've been doing the final tinkers to my FPL team today, glad the footy's back this weekend!

I hope you didn't pick Harry Kane as he could be off to Germany....

No, I didn't, although I hear he's stalling making a decision.

I’m sure they have ways of making him walk "

They do, but would they want to alienate both him and the fans. Plus, he has a contract valid until summer next year, so it'll be messy.

Daniel Levy is a tough negotiator but he doesn't have charisma like you!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Julie I love those boots !

Thanks Blu! They are Doc Martens embroidered with roses. Sorry for the delay in replying - we got *ahem* distracted.

J"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Julie I love those boots !

Thanks Blu! They are Doc Martens embroidered with roses. Sorry for the delay in replying - we got *ahem* distracted.

J

"

they are awesome

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening Misty and everyone! I'm dropping by for a short time.

Could I get a blue lagoon mocktail please? With lots of ice!

I've been doing the final tinkers to my FPL team today, glad the footy's back this weekend!

I hope you didn't pick Harry Kane as he could be off to Germany....

No, I didn't, although I hear he's stalling making a decision.

I’m sure they have ways of making him walk

They do, but would they want to alienate both him and the fans. Plus, he has a contract valid until summer next year, so it'll be messy.

Daniel Levy is a tough negotiator but he doesn't have charisma like you!"

See - non of that made sense to me

Hmmm charisma??? Boobs

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Julie I love those boots !

·

Thanks Blu! They are Doc Martens embroidered with roses. Sorry for the delay in replying - we got *ahem* distracted.

J

they are awesome "

Blu', we do the finest footwear in the UK (made in Taiwan). Far superior than your Uncle Sam nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening,

Could you sweeten me up with a pornstar martini before leading me to the dungeon?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"

See - non of that made sense to me

"

Doesn't matter, not thinking of that anymore.


"

Hmmm charisma??? Boobs

"

This is why!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening,

Could you sweeten me up with a pornstar martini before leading me to the dungeon? "

Well. There is an offer a girl can’t refuse

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Julie I love those boots !

Thanks Blu! They are Doc Martens embroidered with roses. Sorry for the delay in replying - we got *ahem* distracted.

J

"

Exactly! We've been sharing a tent with the kids for 10 days - it's good to be home

J

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"

See - non of that made sense to me

Doesn't matter, not thinking of that anymore.

Hmmm charisma??? Boobs

This is why!"

Ahhhh. The simple yet timeless allure of boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening,

Could you sweeten me up with a pornstar martini before leading me to the dungeon?

Well. There is an offer a girl can’t refuse

"

I have to find out what’s in store for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Julie I love those boots !

·

Thanks Blu! They are Doc Martens embroidered with roses. Sorry for the delay in replying - we got *ahem* distracted.

J

they are awesome

Blu', we do the finest footwear in the UK (made in Taiwan). Far superior than your Uncle Sam nonsense. "

I still have my Belleville's.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening,

Could you sweeten me up with a pornstar martini before leading me to the dungeon?

Well. There is an offer a girl can’t refuse

I have to find out what’s in store for me! "

You’ll find out alright. It’s very very well stocked. Actually there may be actual stocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will bid you all goodnight as an early start beckons

xxx

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"

See - non of that made sense to me

Doesn't matter, not thinking of that anymore.

Hmmm charisma??? Boobs

This is why!

Ahhhh. The simple yet timeless allure of boobs "

What can I say? I'm a simple man.

I like pretty women and breakfast food.

Hint: my username for those who don't get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening,

Could you sweeten me up with a pornstar martini before leading me to the dungeon?

Well. There is an offer a girl can’t refuse

I have to find out what’s in store for me!

You’ll find out alright. It’s very very well stocked. Actually there may be actual stocks"

Make that two martinis Have your way with me

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"I will bid you all goodnight as an early start beckons

xxx"

Goodnight gorgeous

Thank you for stopping by x

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"

See - non of that made sense to me

Doesn't matter, not thinking of that anymore.

Hmmm charisma??? Boobs

This is why!

Ahhhh. The simple yet timeless allure of boobs

What can I say? I'm a simple man.

I like pretty women and breakfast food.

Hint: my username for those who don't get it."

I love a breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Misty xx I will return xx

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening,

Could you sweeten me up with a pornstar martini before leading me to the dungeon?

Well. There is an offer a girl can’t refuse

I have to find out what’s in store for me!

You’ll find out alright. It’s very very well stocked. Actually there may be actual stocks

Make that two martinis Have your way with me "

I’m sure I don’t need to get you d*unk

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Thank you Misty xx I will return xx"

Please do. You’ll always get a warm welcome

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Good evening all, I hope everything is swell in the old manor….

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Julie I love those boots !

·

Thanks Blu! They are Doc Martens embroidered with roses. Sorry for the delay in replying - we got *ahem* distracted.

J

they are awesome

Blu', we do the finest footwear in the UK (made in Taiwan). Far superior than your Uncle Sam nonsense.

·

I still have my Belleville's. "

I'm very sorry to hear this. One day you shall be endowed with a fine pair of bööts, my passionflower.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good evening all, I hope everything is swell in the old manor…."

Good evening fucKMonkëy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening,

Could you sweeten me up with a pornstar martini before leading me to the dungeon?

Well. There is an offer a girl can’t refuse

I have to find out what’s in store for me!

You’ll find out alright. It’s very very well stocked. Actually there may be actual stocks

Make that two martinis Have your way with me

I’m sure I don’t need to get you d*unk "

Lol -it’s just a little lubrication! - I know you’ll be gentle

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By *ohnny_MMAMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

Evening all! Is to too late order a vodka & lemonade? Unless someone wants to work their way through the cocktail menu...

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London


"Julie I love those boots !

·

Thanks Blu! They are Doc Martens embroidered with roses. Sorry for the delay in replying - we got *ahem* distracted.

J

they are awesome

Blu', we do the finest footwear in the UK (made in Taiwan). Far superior than your Uncle Sam nonsense. I still have my Belleville's. "

I miss my old GI jungle boots, which you just cannot get over here.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening all, I hope everything is swell in the old manor…."

Good evening

I’m sure things are swelling somewhere?

Drink?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Good evening,

Could you sweeten me up with a pornstar martini before leading me to the dungeon?

Well. There is an offer a girl can’t refuse

I have to find out what’s in store for me!

You’ll find out alright. It’s very very well stocked. Actually there may be actual stocks

Make that two martinis Have your way with me

I’m sure I don’t need to get you d*unk

Lol -it’s just a little lubrication! - I know you’ll be gentle "

A little Dutch courage

Erm. I’ll be as gentle as you need …

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Evening all! Is to too late order a vodka & lemonade? Unless someone wants to work their way through the cocktail menu... "

It’s never too late to order at the manor. The ghosts and ghouls don’t sleep x

I’ll get you a cocktail menu as well

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Misty, I was just going to order a coffee, but the last few things I've read makes me wish for something stronger. Do you have any sangria?!

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out….."

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Misty, I was just going to order a coffee, but the last few things I've read makes me wish for something stronger. Do you have any sangria?! "

I can make a sangria - white or red?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned "

I'm well proportioned. At least that's what I told my doctor

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Misty, I was just going to order a coffee, but the last few things I've read makes me wish for something stronger. Do you have any sangria?!

I can make a sangria - white or red?"

Red pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase

Ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Julie I love those boots !

·

Thanks Blu! They are Doc Martens embroidered with roses. Sorry for the delay in replying - we got *ahem* distracted.

J

they are awesome

Blu', we do the finest footwear in the UK (made in Taiwan). Far superior than your Uncle Sam nonsense. I still have my Belleville's.

I miss my old GI jungle boots, which you just cannot get over here. "

I still love them they have sentimental value.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Misty, I was just going to order a coffee, but the last few things I've read makes me wish for something stronger. Do you have any sangria?!

I can make a sangria - white or red?

Red pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase

Ta"

I’ll just bring you the jug & a straw

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned "

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Misty, I was just going to order a coffee, but the last few things I've read makes me wish for something stronger. Do you have any sangria?!

I can make a sangria - white or red?

Red pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase

Ta

I’ll just bring you the jug & a straw "

Just pour it down my neck please

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double…… "

Do you need another one then

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Misty, I was just going to order a coffee, but the last few things I've read makes me wish for something stronger. Do you have any sangria?!

I can make a sangria - white or red?

Red pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase

Ta

I’ll just bring you the jug & a straw

Just pour it down my neck please "

On your back then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Misty, I was just going to order a coffee, but the last few things I've read makes me wish for something stronger. Do you have any sangria?!

I can make a sangria - white or red?

Red pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase

Ta

I’ll just bring you the jug & a straw

Just pour it down my neck please

On your back then "

In

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then "

What pic…

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Misty, I was just going to order a coffee, but the last few things I've read makes me wish for something stronger. Do you have any sangria?!

I can make a sangria - white or red?

Red pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaase

Ta

I’ll just bring you the jug & a straw

Just pour it down my neck please

On your back then

In "

I’m getting rather good at this

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic… "

Drink you cheeky sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That time of year! Octoberfest beer ! My favorite

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"That time of year! Octoberfest beer ! My favorite "

I shall bring you a pitcher

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

I'm off now, but it was great to be a part of this nocturnal.

Thank you for being a wonderful host, Misty and reminding me of the simple pleasures

Good night everyone!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage "

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"I'm off now, but it was great to be a part of this nocturnal.

Thank you for being a wonderful host, Misty and reminding me of the simple pleasures

Good night everyone!"

Goodnight young duke

You’re welcome. I am a very simple pleasure

Thanks for joining us x

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work…."

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything "

Well put a double in each palm please….

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please…. "

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led "

I’d like to be led…..

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led….."

I’m a natural leader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader"

* gives Misty a retractable lead *

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead * "

Is that to go on my harness?

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead * "

You’re a diamond

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? "

To the dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? "

* buys a shock collar* Maybe

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe "

I love you so much

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe "

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently….

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently…. "

Or ease in you gently….

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently….

Or ease in you gently…. "

Is there an emoji for gulping……

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex

Ahhhh

It’s the witching hour. The old grandfather clock chimes 12

The skeletons are going to dance for us….

Dance Macabre

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Ahhhh

It’s the witching hour. The old grandfather clock chimes 12

The skeletons are going to dance for us….

Dance Macabre "

Let’s off a little party popper in celebration….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently….

Or ease in you gently…. "

Hell no us dumbass Americans go all out *Max setting * I will hold your beer though.

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently….

Or ease in you gently…. Hell no us dumbass Americans go all out *Max setting * I will hold your beer though. "

Thanks . Wouldn’t want spillage

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently….

Or ease in you gently…. Hell no us dumbass Americans go all out *Max setting * I will hold your beer though. "

Grits teeth and is just happy to be in the company of an angel……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently….

Or ease in you gently…. Hell no us dumbass Americans go all out *Max setting * I will hold your beer though.

Grits teeth and is just happy to be in the company of an angel…… "

lol

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently….

Or ease in you gently…. Hell no us dumbass Americans go all out *Max setting * I will hold your beer though.

Grits teeth and is just happy to be in the company of an angel…… "

Bloody hell. I’m no Angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently….

Or ease in you gently…. Hell no us dumbass Americans go all out *Max setting * I will hold your beer though.

Grits teeth and is just happy to be in the company of an angel……

Bloody hell. I’m no Angel "

Me either I am a hillbilly

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently….

Or ease in you gently…. Hell no us dumbass Americans go all out *Max setting * I will hold your beer though.

Grits teeth and is just happy to be in the company of an angel……

Bloody hell. I’m no Angel "

You definitely look heavenly too me…..

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently….

Or ease in you gently…. Hell no us dumbass Americans go all out *Max setting * I will hold your beer though.

Grits teeth and is just happy to be in the company of an angel……

Bloody hell. I’m no Angel Me either I am a hillbilly "

And you…

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"Me again…. Forgot my order as didn’t read properly…. Could I have a rum & c0ke please and go easy as just finished one and think my proportions were slightly out…..

You can indeed. I’ll make sure it’s well proportioned

You’re a sweetie….. and talking about proportions I’ve just sneaked a peek at your pics and think I’ve drank too much as seeing double……

Do you need another one then

What pic…

Drink you cheeky sausage

Shouldn’t really as up at 03.30 for work….

Well if I never did the things I shouldn’t - I’d never do anything

Well put a double in each palm please….

Coming right up. I do love the easily led

I’d like to be led…..

I’m a natural leader * gives Misty a retractable lead *

Is that to go on my harness? * buys a shock collar* Maybe

Ooohhhh blu……. Ease me in gently….

Or ease in you gently…. Hell no us dumbass Americans go all out *Max setting * I will hold your beer though.

Grits teeth and is just happy to be in the company of an angel……

Bloody hell. I’m no Angel

You definitely look heavenly too me….. "

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex

I will say goodnight to you now xxx

Sleep well x

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"I will say goodnight to you now xxx

Sleep well x"

Sweet dreams and don’t fall of that cloud little angel….

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Goodnight blu……

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By *rsMistyPeaks OP   Woman
over a year ago

Essex


"I will say goodnight to you now xxx

Sleep well x

Sweet dreams and don’t fall of that cloud little angel…. "

Pffffftt

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"I will say goodnight to you now xxx

Sleep well x

Sweet dreams and don’t fall of that cloud little angel….

Pffffftt"

Haha…

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