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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." The end | |||
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"How many people lived in your house?" Just Tom and her indoors The crockery was always left on the draining board and dust on the telly | |||
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"How many people lived in your house? Just Tom and her indoors The crockery was always left on the draining board and dust on the telly" Oh no! Not crockery on the draining board, and a dusty telly!! You and I would never get on Tom, even though we both have Essex postcodes, the county famous for TOWIE and women who dance around their handbags. | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." Was this what was put on your divorce papers? | |||
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"What happened to Tom's second wife "Toms got a patio that you should never ask about | |||
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"I decided to divorce my ex when he told me "Go and clean your kitchen". " • And here was I offering you the Churchill Suite for you-know-what?  | |||
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"What happened to Tom's second wife "Divorced beheaded died divorced beheaded survived | |||
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"How many people lived in your house? Just Tom and her indoors The crockery was always left on the draining board and dust on the telly" Where else would you keep your dust until you clean it ... has to be the telly surely? Can't have dust on the toilet as thats where pictures are taken  | |||
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"I decided to divorce my ex when he told me "Go and clean your kitchen". • And here was I offering you the Churchill Suite for you-know-what? "But do I know what? | |||
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"What happened to Tom's second wife "Buried in the garden. | |||
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"What happened to Tom's second wife
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"What happened to Tom's second wife
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." I didn't know you kept pigs, Tom. Are they on your safe animal list? | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her... I didn't know you kept pigs, Tom. Are they on your safe animal list?" Not you again. | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her... I didn't know you kept pigs, Tom. Are they on your safe animal list? Not you again. " Pigs are very easy to keep. They eat kitchen scraps and can live on wasteland. And some of them might fly. | |||
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"What happened to Tom's second wife
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her... I didn't know you kept pigs, Tom. Are they on your safe animal list? Not you again. Pigs are very easy to keep. They eat kitchen scraps and can live on wasteland. And some of them might fly. " They might fly ? Not THAT would be all over the news  | |||
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"What happened to Tom's second wife
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Unusually rude"If you look at Tom's posts, he trots this line out on the regular. Being benign and kindly individuals, we choose the path of forgiving Tom. | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." I don't remember seeing that all over the news What's going on | |||
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"Is Brexit to blame? " Shoosh ! | |||
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"This is simpler than most think. Tom was working full time and overtime and she had just one child to look after and the flat was like a pig style and no hot food on the table.. " Ahhhh right. Because being a stay at home Mum is a walk in the park. | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." Was Tom the pipers son ? | |||
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"This is simpler than most think. Tom was working full time and overtime and she had just one child to look after and the flat was like a pig style and no hot food on the table.. " Maybe you should have hired a housekeeper instead of getting married. Sounds like she had a lucky escape. | |||
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"Bring back old fashioned way of living husband at work wife sorting house and kids .or could be other way round these days .but unfortunately most households need both mother and father to be at work" Why is that unfortunate? | |||
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"Can't believe this wasn't all over the news..." It was on p32 of the Gravesend and Kent Sunday Observer. "Woman freed from indentured servitude; man told to get on his butcher's bike" | |||
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"Bring back old fashioned way of living husband at work wife sorting house and kids .or could be other way round these days .but unfortunately most households need both mother and father to be at work Why is that unfortunate? " Because it should be a choice rather than a necessity? | |||
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"What happened to Tom's second wife
Divorced beheaded died divorced beheaded survived"Ooh. We’re off to see Six in London in a couple of weeks. Don’t think Tom‘s in the cast  | |||
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"Can't believe this wasn't all over the news... It was on p32 of the Gravesend and Kent Sunday Observer. "Woman freed from indentured servitude; man told to get on his butcher's bike"" Oh, I see. I'm more a Whitstable Chronicle man. Can't believe they didn't pick the story up... | |||
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"How many people lived in your house? Just Tom and her indoors The crockery was always left on the draining board and dust on the telly Where else would you keep your dust until you clean it ... has to be the telly surely? Can't have dust on the toilet as thats where pictures are taken " | |||
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"Tom's second wife was a trad wife...house spotless,kids spotless and a meal on the table at 6pm every night and also womanly duties after dark" She wanted to wait till it was dark?  | |||
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"Tom's second wife was a trad wife...house spotless,kids spotless and a meal on the table at 6pm every night and also womanly duties after dark" She sends her very best, Tom. She's enjoying the freedom of life with her 2nd husband  | |||
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"Tom's second wife was a trad wife...house spotless,kids spotless and a meal on the table at 6pm every night and also womanly duties after dark She sends her very best, Tom. She's enjoying the freedom of life with her 2nd husband "No.. she is dead | |||
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"Tom's second wife was a trad wife...house spotless,kids spotless and a meal on the table at 6pm every night and also womanly duties after dark She sends her very best, Tom. She's enjoying the freedom of life with her 2nd husband
No.. she is dead "There's this really interesting story, about a man who "died"..... | |||
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"Moment a person becomes unfaithful breaches marriage certificate. Rest can be taught " Taught? | |||
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"Tom's second wife was a trad wife...house spotless,kids spotless and a meal on the table at 6pm every night and also womanly duties after dark She sends her very best, Tom. She's enjoying the freedom of life with her 2nd husband
No.. she is dead
There's this really interesting story, about a man who "died"..... "There are other threads.. begone | |||
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"Did Tom ever do the housework?" He's at work all day | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her... I didn't know you kept pigs, Tom. Are they on your safe animal list? Not you again. Pigs are very easy to keep. They eat kitchen scraps and can live on wasteland. And some of them might fly. " Pigs are also very useful for disposing of bodies - is this what happened to Tom's second wife, or should we look under the patio? | |||
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"Nanna hated housework, but no one else would do it and she didn't want to be judged, so she did it all. Nanna no longer cares what people think of her house and pays someone to do the housework for her. Nanna's husband divorced her so he wouldn't feel guilty about fucking someone else. " This is a very sad story 
I left the first one whenI woke up in the night with a steel stiletto embedded in my shin bone. I still have the hole 30 years later. Prior to this she would disappear for days and not tell me where , run up 10s of thousands of credit card debt and during arguments tease me about whether I was really the father of our child.
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." Maybe Tom should have picked up Henry more often | |||
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"Tom's second wife was a trad wife...house spotless,kids spotless and a meal on the table at 6pm every night and also womanly duties after dark She sends her very best, Tom. She's enjoying the freedom of life with her 2nd husband
No.. she is dead "Third time lucky ?  | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." Woody wonders what you were doing to pull your weight around the house. *your ex is telling her side of the story on Twitter.  | |||
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"Was she a good fuck?" . Does a fcuk override everything,even cleanliness | |||
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"Was she a good fuck?. Does a fcuk override everything,even cleanliness" Errrr yes. Obvs. | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." Tom soon discovered that marrying a filthy bitch was not what he anticipated | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." Should you perhaps have kept the pigs outside?? | |||
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"Moment a person becomes unfaithful breaches marriage certificate. Rest can be taught Taught?" Aye clear your own shit | |||
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"How did you split the money, did you take her to the cleaners. " This can not go missed.  | |||
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"This is simpler than most think. Tom was working full time and overtime and she had just one child to look after and the flat was like a pig style and no hot food on the table.. " This is typically egregious | |||
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"Was she a good fuck?. Does a fcuk override everything,even cleanliness" Wethole | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." Do you not know how to clean? You may like it and even get a fetish for rubber if you use gloves | |||
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"I decided to divorce my ex when he told me "Go and clean your kitchen". " | |||
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If you look at Tom's posts, he trots this line out on the regular. Being benign and kindly individuals, we choose the path of forgiving Tom. "It might be better if people just ignore each other when it is obvious someone doesn't want to converse | |||
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"Did Tom ever do the housework? He's at work all day" Not 24 hours 7 days a week though. Maybe his wife was struggling. | |||
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"Hoping this is a joke post so I’ll say nothing " I think many are taking it as not  | |||
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"Hoping this is a joke post so I’ll say nothing I think many are taking it as not "It's bait | |||
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"How did you split the money, did you take her to the cleaners. " | |||
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"Was she a good fuck?" Dave, John and Michael certainly thought so…..!! | |||
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"How did you split the money, did you take her to the cleaners. " haha brilliant!! | |||
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"Can't believe this wasn't all over the news... It was on p32 of the Gravesend and Kent Sunday Observer. "Woman freed from indentured servitude; man told to get on his butcher's bike"" That made me giggle and all my coworkers to look at me funny. | |||
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"What happened to Tom's second wife "Not sure but Tom got a nice new patio | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." So you could not be arsed to help out with the housework then to eh  | |||
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"What happened to Tom's second wife
Not sure but Tom got a nice new patio "West facing | |||
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"This is simpler than most think. Tom was working full time and overtime and she had just one child to look after and the flat was like a pig style and no hot food on the table.. " Ah, the 50's  | |||
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"How many people lived in your house? Just Tom and her indoors The crockery was always left on the draining board and dust on the telly" Was she on Fab, maybe..?.. | |||
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" Where else would you keep your dust until you clean it ... has to be the telly surely? Can't have dust on the toilet as thats where pictures are taken "PMSL | |||
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"What happened to Tom's second wife
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West facing "Could be or he got west builders | |||
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"Tom divorced his first wife. When he got home the house was always like a pig pen. She loathed housework and in the end Tom loathed her..." Thanks for sharing. | |||
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"Stuffed crust?" Let Tom qualify this. She fed the infant pizza for Sunday lunch.. and not supermarket pizza but Domino at huge expense | |||
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"Stuffed crust? Let Tom qualify this. She fed the infant pizza for Sunday lunch.. and not supermarket pizza but Domino at huge expense " Annnnnnnnnd!??  | |||
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"Stuffed crust? Let Tom qualify this. She fed the infant pizza for Sunday lunch.. and not supermarket pizza but Domino at huge expense Annnnnnnnnd!?? "For Sunday lunch ? | |||
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"Stuffed crust? Let Tom qualify this. She fed the infant pizza for Sunday lunch.. and not supermarket pizza but Domino at huge expense Annnnnnnnnd!??
For Sunday lunch ?"We would have thar if we didn't fancy a roast. We rarely have a roast and it's usually during the week if we do. Was the child having fast food every day? | |||
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"Stuffed crust? Let Tom qualify this. She fed the infant pizza for Sunday lunch.. and not supermarket pizza but Domino at huge expense " Did you pay extra for delivery as well? | |||
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"I do think it wouldn't have hurt her to have a cooked meal ready for Tom when he got home from work, and a clean house. I used to run my husband a bath and sometimes bathe him after work. Then he'd have warm towels straight from the dryer to dry himself with. " Exactly Toms point. In a marriage people should go the extra mile | |||
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"I do think it wouldn't have hurt her to have a cooked meal ready for Tom when he got home from work, and a clean house. I used to run my husband a bath and sometimes bathe him after work. Then he'd have warm towels straight from the dryer to dry himself with. " I think you were slacking there, any good wifey would have dried him with a hairdryer, shame on you | |||
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"I do think it wouldn't have hurt her to have a cooked meal ready for Tom when he got home from work, and a clean house. I used to run my husband a bath and sometimes bathe him after work. Then he'd have warm towels straight from the dryer to dry himself with. Exactly Toms point. In a marriage people should go the extra mile" I bet some women wish their hubbies would go an extra mile.....the opposite way | |||
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"I do think it wouldn't have hurt her to have a cooked meal ready for Tom when he got home from work, and a clean house. I used to run my husband a bath and sometimes bathe him after work. Then he'd have warm towels straight from the dryer to dry himself with. Exactly Toms point. In a marriage people should go the extra mile" Ya know men are people too Tom? Maybe Tom should have made an effort too | |||
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"I do think it wouldn't have hurt her to have a cooked meal ready for Tom when he got home from work, and a clean house. I used to run my husband a bath and sometimes bathe him after work. Then he'd have warm towels straight from the dryer to dry himself with. I think you were slacking there, any good wifey would have dried him with a hairdryer, shame on you" ... while he was in the bath...  | |||
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"Stuffed crust? Let Tom qualify this. She fed the infant pizza for Sunday lunch.. and not supermarket pizza but Domino at huge expense " What brought her to mind again? Is it an anniversary this week? | |||
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"Stuffed crust? Let Tom qualify this. She fed the infant pizza for Sunday lunch.. and not supermarket pizza but Domino at huge expense What brought her to mind again? Is it an anniversary this week? " No | |||
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"Stuffed crust? Let Tom qualify this. She fed the infant pizza for Sunday lunch.. and not supermarket pizza but Domino at huge expense What brought her to mind again? Is it an anniversary this week? " Tom was eating a Domino pizza and remembering the good times. | |||
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"This is simpler than most think. Tom was working full time and overtime and she had just one child to look after and the flat was like a pig style and no hot food on the table.. " Was Tom the child? | |||
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"This is simpler than most think. Tom was working full time and overtime and she had just one child to look after and the flat was like a pig style and no hot food on the table.. Was Tom the child?" No | |||
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"If you were away with the Military and came home a day early hoping to surprise the family and it was a Sunday and he was feeding Pizza to an infant on a Sunday... " Is it ok on a Saturday? | |||
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"If you were away with the Military and came home a day early hoping to surprise the family and it was a Sunday and he was feeding Pizza to an infant on a Sunday... Is it ok on a Saturday? " Yes but never on a Sunday | |||
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"I do think it wouldn't have hurt her to have a cooked meal ready for Tom when he got home from work, and a clean house. I used to run my husband a bath and sometimes bathe him after work. Then he'd have warm towels straight from the dryer to dry himself with. " He had to dry himself?  outrageous! | |||
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"If you were away with the Military and came home a day early hoping to surprise the family and it was a Sunday and he was feeding Pizza to an infant on a Sunday... " Was Tom's first wife a he..? | |||
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"If you were away with the Military and came home a day early hoping to surprise the family and it was a Sunday and he was feeding Pizza to an infant on a Sunday... " Gbat thinks that if you come home a day early and are only surprised by the choice of the kid’s dinner, then maybe things weren’t so bad after all. If you came home and found someone else banging her while the child ate pizza, I could see why one would be miffed. Tom must get a grip. Military overreacting. It’s all over the news. Gbat | |||
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