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A banana loving spider who’s bite can cause four hour erections spotted in Vienna

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Rex would’ve thought that Tom would have already reported out about this little bugger.

The arachnid was spotted in a bunch of bananas in Vienna and experts had to be called in to remove it.

My question is would you let the little bugger bite you if it gave a a 4 hour hard-on?

It’s all over the web

Love and Peace

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure that it was an erection that the recipient of the bite gets, or did they just stick one of the spider's bananas down their trousers?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Are you sure that it was an erection that the recipient of the bite gets, or did they just stick one of the spider's bananas down their trousers? "

I’m sure I’m sure cause it’s on the internet so it must be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best wingman.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"The best wingman."

A spider with wings

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Rex would’ve thought that Tom would have already reported out about this little bugger.

The arachnid was spotted in a bunch of bananas in Vienna and experts had to be called in to remove it.

My question is would you let the little bugger bite you if it gave a a 4 hour hard-on?

It’s all over the web

Love and Peace "

No. I don't need a 4 hour hard on. Ever. Not even for those ladies that love it allll night.

No.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Other than the perma-erection, will I also be bestowed super powers or shall I just call myself, Hardon Man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vienna.

That would be be city named after an Ultravox song, yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vienna.

That would be be city named after an Ultravox song, yes? "

Is that the same city where there is a man in the dark in a picture frame so mystic and soulful?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Vienna.

That would be be city named after an Ultravox song, yes? "

I think it might’ve been a fancy ice cream but I’m not 100% sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vienna.

That would be be city named after an Ultravox song, yes?

Is that the same city where there is a man in the dark in a picture frame so mystic and soulful?"

Where there's a voice in the dark and a piercing cry that stays with until the feeling is gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a superhero film I'd watch

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"That's a superhero film I'd watch "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Vienna.

That would be be city named after an Ultravox song, yes?

I think it might’ve been a fancy ice cream but I’m not 100% sure "

No, that's Cornetto, silly. Cornetto is an Italian hamlet in Italy. Which is a country shaped like a boot and where they invented volcanoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vienna.

That would be be city named after an Ultravox song, yes?

I think it might’ve been a fancy ice cream but I’m not 100% sure

No, that's Cornetto, silly. Cornetto is an Italian hamlet in Italy. Which is a country shaped like a boot and where they invented volcanoes. "

That means nothing to me!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Vienna.

That would be be city named after an Ultravox song, yes?

I think it might’ve been a fancy ice cream but I’m not 100% sure

No, that's Cornetto, silly. Cornetto is an Italian hamlet in Italy. Which is a country shaped like a boot and where they invented volcanoes.

That means nothing to me! "

Sounds like ultra Vox to me. Vox is a Spanish right wing political party

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I definitely wouldn't want it to bite me when we're headed to the naturist club we're members of.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I definitely wouldn't want it to bite me when we're headed to the naturist club we're members of. "

I had have it bite me on the bobbies helmet for the full effect

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