FabSwingers.com forum: What's a question you hate being asked

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Evening everyone

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

“Have you had much fun on the site?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I do for a living!

I'm here for sex, really don't want to discuss work! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you in a mood?

Well I am now, yes

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Are you wanking....or.....want sucking off pal....

I'm not even on that bus

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By *ifestyle1Man
over a year ago

me171

Definitely is going through to touch and going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here: "so, what you looking for?"

In life after they know my name: "Oh, so where are you from/when did you move here?"

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Where were you between the hours of?....

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know those times when you’re ch0king on food stuck in your throat and someone is incessantly asking, ‘Are you ok?’

Trying desperately to answer their question makes your gasping even worse.

….so they continue to repeat their bloody question!

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By *udandBryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston

Wot u into?

So annoying - especially when they don't even bother typing full words - but our point is, they only have to read our profile, as it's all there.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Do you like to be spanked...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A decidedly odd one from here: ‘When you sit on the toilet, do you pull your pants down to your knees or else right down to your ankles?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you really still a virgin?"

of course not. I just think that pretending to be a 35 year old virgin is somehow going to help me meet someone...

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Are you free

Wuu2

Met many here

Will you suck me off at back door while missus is asleep

I'm in a hotel, meet me... usually after 11pm at night..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have cream for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you looking for?

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"were you at xyz location this afternoon"

"do you work at xyz place"

It's always the first message from this type of creep and never from someone we already know, it's invasive and puts me on edge thinking that guys are looking out for me before we've even spoken.

Also the answer is always no, you're crap sleuths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you tell someone where you’re from or where you work and they say “Do you know (insert random name)?”.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

What are you thinking?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Do you like to be spanked...

Well do you

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Do I prefer a swing top bin to a pedal bin.

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By *sian vixenWoman
over a year ago

Hinckley

Are you from Thailand?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you tell someone where you’re from or where you work and they say “Do you know (insert random name)?”."

That place you work is massive. It's like a chocolate factory.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Wuu2..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you tell someone where you’re from or where you work and they say “Do you know (insert random name)?”.

That place you work is massive. It's like a chocolate factory.

There’s a few Oompa Loompas there

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Are you attached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you attached"

I'm quite attached to my limbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you here for

How you getting on here

..or question's along those lines

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Can your Dad join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When was the last time you had sex. I think it's rude to ask a stranger that, especially as an opening line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don’t you have children?

Why the hell is this anyone else’s business?

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

How’s fab treating you?

Whereabouts exactly are you?

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

Do you squirt

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Seriously though, how is it THAT big?!

Then I wake up and remember I don't get messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question?

Are you having any luck?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Do you like to be spanked...

I blame old fashioned porn for that ...

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What are you in to?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

What are you looking for on fab?

(All easily accessible in my profile)

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Why don’t you have children?

Why the hell is this anyone else’s business?"

Mercifully I've had a few years where nobody has asked, but I'm expecting it again when I turn 30

- Xeno

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

What cake do you like, I like all cake

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Up to anything exciting?”

Yes, the new laundry conditioner smells particularly good and I’ve done my dishes for the day. I’m excited.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Fancy meeting up what do ya say i dread it like i dread the day a bald eagle falles out of the sky landing beak first up my anus as im sunbathing

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

How big my bits are

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By *jk1978Couple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Do you meet alone. When you clearly state you don’t, k

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Two where abouts are you and do you meet alone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where do you see yourself in 5 yrs time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything related to future plans.

I don't fucking know.

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By *DogsFriendMan
over a year ago

London

Where you from!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What brings you to fab

No prize for guessing (facepalm)

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

What's this 50p worth?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"What brings you to fab

No prize for guessing (facepalm)"

WiFi occasionally mobile data is my response

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What is the secret to your enviable lovemaking prowess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What brings you to fab

No prize for guessing (facepalm)

WiFi occasionally mobile data is my response "

I’ll remember this

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By *incs-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Boston

Who are you? Why are you in my house?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

What you up to. It's small talk but irrelevant

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

What are you wearing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's fab treating you

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By *Cups32Woman
over a year ago

Colne

How big are your tits?

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

I've reached a point of meaninglessness where I am invisible to people younger than me, but not old enough to be allowed to wander around gardening centres and go on coach trips.

Strangely, the only questions I get asked are about problems.

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

When will you be onsite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet now!!! Oh yes il drop everything.. fuck off!!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

"Where were you between the hours of?...."
lmao

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By *melie LALWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Are you attached"

If the question annoys you, put the answer in your profile.

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By *tevexixMan
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I hate the question of :

What's a question you hate being asked ?!!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don’t you have children?

Why the hell is this anyone else’s business?"

This one

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By *tevexixMan
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

My second reply to this is ..

When you phone in to work and say your sick ..

And they say "how sick are you ?"

Always feel like saying something stupid like , "how sick am i ..well im in bed with my sister " ..lol (joking i dont have a sister )

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hello can I ask you a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a suck or fuck as first question not even a hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello can I ask you a question

This umpteen times tickles my toe nails

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Why are you not into girl play mrs m

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By *tevexixMan
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"I've reached a point of meaninglessness where I am invisible to people younger than me, but not old enough to be allowed to wander around gardening centres and go on coach trips.

Strangely, the only questions I get asked are about problems. "

So you have a problem with that question then ? ..lol

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By *tevexixMan
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Fancy a suck or fuck as first question not even a hi "

Hi ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Have you had much fun on the site?”"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea or coffee???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you please do this thing?" for a thing that I had already planned on doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question !

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

What you looking for?

What will you wear for me?

What will you do to me?

All wind me up.

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Are you really 52

Why are you single, whats wrong with you?

My mate's staying over you want a threesome?

My fb wants to try a woman, you game?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Why are you in a wheelchair?

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By *ueerKinkyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge (She/They And They/Them)

“What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?”

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Do you squirt

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

How big are your tits

How big is your arse

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By *inkysouthlakescoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ulverston

What are you looking for.....read the profile ffs

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Faf?

Want to meet now?

What do you do?

Do you like black/indian men? (Clearly not read my profile...)

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

“What brings you here “

Like I don’t know, I’m looking for my father I suppose hahaha ‘like what do you think’ I wanna ask back

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Are you really that small. No I just know men are into short women.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Does your missus do xyz...?"

Err, we are a couple, I don't keep her locked in a box, you can ask as a couple and frankly, she could snap you like a twig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few!

Are they real?

Have you had much luck on here?

What are you in to?

How are you single?

Is that you *insert random woman's name *?

Why don't you reply?

Why are you even here?

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

"Can I ask you something?"

- you already did

- what if I'd said no? Now, it's too late

- it's: "MAY I", because yes, demonstrably you actually can.

*flounce*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Up to anything exciting?”

Yes, the new laundry conditioner smells particularly good and I’ve done my dishes for the day. I’m excited."

Go you

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Are you having much luck?

Am I your type?

Can I ask you a question?

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Fancy meeting up what do ya say i dread it like i dread the day a bald eagle falles out of the sky landing beak first up my anus as im sunbathing "

Crying

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

If we're doing serious ones, it's "yeah, but where are you *really* from?"

The answer is still London, my friend.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If we're doing serious ones, it's "yeah, but where are you *really* from?"

The answer is still London, my friend."

South London or London London? I'm sure that's what they mean

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"What brings you to fab

No prize for guessing (facepalm)"

... cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we're doing serious ones, it's "yeah, but where are you *really* from?"

The answer is still London, my friend."

Yeah, but some guy I loosely knew socially would say that and after I pinned him down about it turned out he was from Milton Keynes.

People love to say London like it's some badge.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

How can someone with only one head be that ugly?

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

How’s you?

Can I ask you a question?

Meet tonight?

So what you looking for on here?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"If we're doing serious ones, it's "yeah, but where are you *really* from?"

The answer is still London, my friend.

Yeah, but some guy I loosely knew socially would say that and after I pinned him down about it turned out he was from Milton Keynes.

People love to say London like it's some badge."

Well, I can understand why you'd deny being from MK (only joking, I know it's very nice).

It's not a badge if it's where you're from...

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Oh 1 of the best ones I got asked was:

“So where are all the big cocks then?”

Like htf am I supposed to know? This ain’t fabguys lol

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Am I your type?

What are you looking for?

How are you finding Fab?

Would you take me to a club?

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

What you into?

Chainsaw Wood carving and sewing mostly

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

What's your address? Often in the 2nd message, like I'm just going to give it, to a total unknown, when we've not even established compatibility

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By *limfitladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"What you into?

Chainsaw Wood carving and sewing mostly

Oh interesting. Me too.

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By *limfitladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Do you cum here often?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

What's the question you hate being asked

I fucking hate it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it really that small?

like wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football didn’t exist before premiership? Why rule out the legends of the previous hundred years or so?

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside

"What's your address? Often in the 2nd message, like I'm just going to give it, to a total unknown, when we've not even established compatibility

This one! Some people are so incredibly obnoxious sometimes!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Where abouts are you or where do you work ,when we've not spoken.

Also what you up to ,as it's usually followed by a request to meet (usually on my single profile).

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening everyone

Does my foreskin retract - no.

Why don't you get it fixed - cos it ain't fucking broken it's fathered 3 kids. Can I cut pieces off yours?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Would you like to pay your bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet now

How big are your feet

Do you cum loads

I can’t accom but will you pick me up in your car

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By *allHandsomeJayMan
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

You are tall aren't you?

......yes I never noticed before

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You are tall aren't you?

......yes I never noticed before"

Is it cold up there? Etc. Mr KC gets it too

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

What you into?

Well I’ve probably only discovered a small percentage of what I’m into, ask me what I’ve not tried but would like to

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By *irlwithcurves40Woman
over a year ago

Essex

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“How the fuck you’re single?”

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Are you really 50?”

No, I’m really 28 but I like even numbers starting with 5.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Can I cum in You?

Can we go bareback?

Wanna shag in my work van?

What you into?

its on my profile

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By *ensualplay69Man
over a year ago

slough

Why dont you have kids

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"Why dont you have kids "

I have so many comebacks for this....I take too much birth control is one of my faves

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

When will you get a vagina surgery

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