FabSwingers.com forum: Reasons to be cheerful, 1,2,3.

By *he Smiffs OP Couple
over a year ago

Swindon

1, Newbury Retro Festival, this weekend.

2, Taking my girl on surprise campervan trip, weekend after Retro.

3, Twinwood festival weekend, two weeks time.

What's your reason to be cheerful?

Let's have a bit of positivity for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I stink of smoke, I like the smell of smoke. I don't smoke btw.

2. I'm going for a shower soon. I like showers. I need a shower, see point 1.

3. I have no work tomorrow. I have no work for the next 24 days.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

1. I re-felted the shed roof

2. It has been super hot all day!

3. Jo is in a proper horny mood!

Blessed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I'm alive

2. I'm likely to still be alive tomorrow

3. Ummm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I have a new dress

2. Dinner is almost ready

3. No work till Monday

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

1) coyotes

2) boobs in inbox

3) fluffy

4) my erection looks pretty good

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By *he Smiffs OP Couple
over a year ago

Swindon

Love it

you just can't beat a bit of humour.

Keep em coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. The weekend

2. The weekend

3. The weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're all going to die anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) coyotes

2) boobs in inbox

3) fluffy

4) my erection looks pretty good"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Birthday wishes keep coming.

2. Cuddles with Miles and funky cushions.

3. Feeling warm grass under my feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Flat pack furniture erected.

2 I've just had a Thai lady oil me up and massage me.

3 A certain someone.

You just meant today,right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a lovely day.

I've a great weekend to look forward to.

I love my new red dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) Going on holiday next week

2) Our holiday is child free

3) No more office job work for 10 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I’ve had a great evening with my daughter…

2) off to Leeds tomorrow for the weekend

3) off to the lakes next week

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

No work for 4 days

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

My new accommodation should be ready soon.

That's about it from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) Saw my parents and dog today

2) Everything is cool and nothing dramatic going on

3) Seeing twats and feeling great about myself

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

1: feeling more human than this

morning.

2: either I'm spending the day

with my babies tomorrow or I

have a day to myself.

3: I had a funny dream

involving 1 Direction last

night and it's made me

laugh today.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"1: feeling more human than this

morning.

2: either I'm spending the day

with my babies tomorrow or I

have a day to myself.

3: I had a funny dream

involving 1 Direction last

night and it's made me

laugh today. "

The first 2 are wholesome, but can't just drop 3 and leave without describing the dream!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"1: feeling more human than this

morning.

2: either I'm spending the day

with my babies tomorrow or I

have a day to myself.

3: I had a funny dream

involving 1 Direction last

night and it's made me

laugh today.

The first 2 are wholesome, but can't just drop 3 and leave without describing the dream!"

It was kind of like a Beatles film where they're in a scene.

Harry turned up at my flat for something to eat one evening then Niall, Louie and Liam turned up-they were all quite young still.

Zane turned up last and said he'd waved at some girls in the flats opposite.

I said what did you do that for you twat, theres a party going on over there and now they know where you are.

As the rest of 1D started shouting at him for being stupid we heard huge screams from the party as the girls told everyone who they saw.

A minute later there was a knock on the door, which I opened and found loads of teenage girls outside-including two of my own daughters who looked nothing like my real daughters.

They were screaming that 1Direction were in my flat and I assured them they were wrong.

Then, all the boys walked out of the flat wearing prosthetics on their faces, and wigs.

One had a huge nose and looked like Abraham Lincoln and one looked like Elvis.

As they left I dragged my daughter's inside and said you should have known better..