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By *arentvxx OP TV/TS
over a year ago
peterborough |
Aint had a shag for ages,
Cant get any in the Yellow Pages,
I think I'll try on the net,
Fabswingers sounds a sure bet.
Think of a name, Studlygoodfucking,
That'll get the ladies looking,
Fit,Hung,Good looking,Straight guy,
Off to Tescos,cam to buy.
Stomach pulled in ,stick out chest,
Sod the stains on me string vest,
One more pic,of Captain Jack,
Time to wax me Crack,Back and Sack.
Hiya Babes,fancy a meet?
Hey geezar your misses looks sweet,
Still waiting for replies,
Up goes the zip on me flies.
Whats wrong with this site,
No women takers for my delight,
Moan,winge I'm sick of waiting,
I'm going back to masterbating.
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