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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Weather its sarcastic or not

What you got today

I'll start. Joke with a pun in it .

A beautiful Woman goes into funeral Director.

Director says burial or cremation

Cremation she say

Why say says the director

Its my last hope for smoking hot body

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By *ayzDreamingMan
over a year ago

Shipton bellinger

What's Forrest Gump's Email address?

1Forrest...1

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Nicola Sturgeon has just announced the title of her memoirs

"Mein Kampfervan"

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

There great puns

But I lament that

my guy drowning in the desert thread

Lack of appreciation

To guy who evented Zero

Thanks for nothing

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By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Nicola Sturgeon has just announced the title of her memoirs

"Mein Kampfervan""

That's hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ask Rick Astley for his DVD of Up he won't because he's never gonna give you up.

In not doing so he'll let you down.

This is known as The Astley Paradox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man came out of the doctors crying his eyes out.

His mate comforted him and asked what the doctor said.

The man said "I've got the Big C"

"Cancer??" questioned his mate concerned.

"No" says the man, "Dyslexia"

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

What's the difference between a JCB and a male giraffe?

The JCB had hydraulics, but the giraffe has high...

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If you ask Rick Astley for his DVD of Up he won't because he's never gonna give you up.

In not doing so he'll let you down.

This is known as The Astley Paradox "

Very good

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"A man came out of the doctors crying his eyes out.

His mate comforted him and asked what the doctor said.

The man said "I've got the Big C"

"Cancer??" questioned his mate concerned.

"No" says the man, "Dyslexia"

Mm not quite sure don't mind a dyslexic joke

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What's the difference between a JCB and a male giraffe?

The JCB had hydraulics, but the giraffe has high..."

That a tall story

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

What's a sharks favourite fruit.....pineapple because it makes the seamen taste sweeter

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What's a sharks favourite fruit.....pineapple because it makes the seamen taste sweeter"

That's a good point must get some today .

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Nicola Sturgeon has just announced the title of her memoirs

"Mein Kampfervan"

That's hilarious!"

Thought that might be appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went into the pharmacy and asked the assistant, "What is the best thing for killing germs?"

“Ammonia cleaner." She replied.

I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here."

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I used to be a gynecologist, then I got fired for always eating on the job

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool

My father keeps shitting himself. Even worse apparently it runs in the jeans (genes)

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I went into the pharmacy and asked the assistant, "What is the best thing for killing germs?"

“Ammonia cleaner." She replied.

I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here.""

Clever

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I got verbal abuse in hawaii for laughing too loud. Apparently they prefer a low ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between a chick pea and a runner bean?

I’ve never had a runner bean on my cock.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"My father keeps shitting himself. Even worse apparently it runs in the jeans (genes)"

The things our parents pass down to us . pity it wasn't genius

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"I went into the pharmacy and asked the assistant, "What is the best thing for killing germs?"

“Ammonia cleaner." She replied.

I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here.""

Great in a scouse accent

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I went into the pharmacy and asked the assistant, "What is the best thing for killing germs?"

“Ammonia cleaner." She replied.

I said, "Sorry, I thought you worked here."

Great in a scouse accent

I would have though brummi or Irish might be better just tried it both .my scouse accent only extends to or right lar and come ed

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