FabSwingers.com forum: Brucey reviews

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

A new series! Happy Thursday (throws glitter)

Have a profile you're just not sure of messaging you? Really swaying between do I chat or do I let it run flat?

DM me their username and given I'm not blocked (oh boy, was this a good idea...) I will reply with my review, for you!

Trust me I'm good at this (puts on latex gloves)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Pass

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Pass.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Pass"

You're into women. Dont meet any of them they will steal your personality.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"In

Keep on wrecking them all. Every last one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you review rexy? I wanna bum him into next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What could possibly go wrong

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can you review rexy? I wanna bum him into next week

He will definitely try and put it in you and say whatever to get to that point. Watch out for this one. His ass is like fort knox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could possibly go wrong

Lots

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What could possibly go wrong

I laugh in the face of danger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you review rexy? I wanna bum him into next week

He will definitely try and put it in you and say whatever to get to that point. Watch out for this one. His ass is like fort knox."

Thanks brucey

I feel like I’m going in prepared

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Can you review rexy? I wanna bum him into next week

He will definitely try and put it in you and say whatever to get to that point. Watch out for this one. His ass is like fort knox.

Thanks brucey

I feel like I’m going in prepared

Don't take the strap on off. Wear it to the meet is my advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love some of your enthusiasm brucey.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Can you review rexy? I wanna bum him into next week

He will definitely try and put it in you and say whatever to get to that point. Watch out for this one. His ass is like fort knox.

Thanks brucey

I feel like I’m going in prepared

Don't take the strap on off. Wear it to the meet is my advice."

Many have tried but non have succeeded

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I'd love some of your enthusiasm brucey. "

I'm really hyper today. Already had a workout. I need to drum.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Go on then.

Give it your worst.

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By *llie AssMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

"A new series! Happy Thursday (throws glitter)

Have a profile you're just not sure of messaging you? Really swaying between do I chat or do I let it run flat?

DM me their username and given I'm not blocked (oh boy, was this a good idea...) I will reply with my review, for you!

Trust me I'm good at this (puts on latex gloves)"

Is this to judge whether they are weirdos or worth meeting? Or weirdos worth meeting, too, I guess.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I'd love some of your enthusiasm brucey.

I'm really hyper today. Already had a workout. I need to drum."

Stop caining the pre work out

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"A new series! Happy Thursday (throws glitter)

Have a profile you're just not sure of messaging you? Really swaying between do I chat or do I let it run flat?

DM me their username and given I'm not blocked (oh boy, was this a good idea...) I will reply with my review, for you!

Trust me I'm good at this (puts on latex gloves)

Is this to judge whether they are weirdos or worth meeting? Or weirdos worth meeting, too, I guess. "

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you were asking for a uber rating

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I thought you were asking for a uber rating

I have all the stars on uber

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Im in !!

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By *llie AssMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

Absolutely!"

Nervous looks around in case anyone DMs you mine...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Pass

You're into women. Dont meet any of them they will steal your personality. "

Jokes on them! Nothing to steal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you were asking for a uber rating

I have all the stars on uber

There is no way any Uber driver gave you 5 stars.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I thought you were asking for a uber rating

I have all the stars on uber

There is no way any Uber driver gave you 5 stars."

Literally get them all the time. I'm not even fucking around.

The only negative I got was when I was blackout d*unk. Fuck knows what I did there...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I thought you were asking for a uber rating

I have all the stars on uber

There is no way any Uber driver gave you 5 stars.

Literally get them all the time. I'm not even fucking around.

The only negative I got was when I was blackout d*unk. Fuck knows what I did there..."

What's your Uber rating?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I thought you were asking for a uber rating

I have all the stars on uber

There is no way any Uber driver gave you 5 stars.

Literally get them all the time. I'm not even fucking around.

The only negative I got was when I was blackout d*unk. Fuck knows what I did there...

What's your Uber rating?"

4.94!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you were asking for a uber rating

I have all the stars on uber

There is no way any Uber driver gave you 5 stars.

Literally get them all the time. I'm not even fucking around.

The only negative I got was when I was blackout d*unk. Fuck knows what I did there..."

Asked how tight he wears his undies?

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By *thfloorCouple
over a year ago

Hove

What colour was the glitter tho

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I thought you were asking for a uber rating

I have all the stars on uber

There is no way any Uber driver gave you 5 stars.

Literally get them all the time. I'm not even fucking around.

The only negative I got was when I was blackout d*unk. Fuck knows what I did there...

Asked how tight he wears his undies? "

Probably sang to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you were asking for a uber rating

I have all the stars on uber

There is no way any Uber driver gave you 5 stars.

Literally get them all the time. I'm not even fucking around.

The only negative I got was when I was blackout d*unk. Fuck knows what I did there...

Asked how tight he wears his undies?

Probably sang to him"

Incoming Uber rating thread?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What colour was the glitter tho"

Do you ever buy it where it isn't multicoloured?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I thought you were asking for a uber rating

I have all the stars on uber

There is no way any Uber driver gave you 5 stars.

Literally get them all the time. I'm not even fucking around.

The only negative I got was when I was blackout d*unk. Fuck knows what I did there...

Asked how tight he wears his undies?

Probably sang to him

Incoming Uber rating thread?"

Nah people would lie. Bet all the monster cocks would have a 5

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I thought you were asking for a uber rating

I have all the stars on uber

There is no way any Uber driver gave you 5 stars.

Literally get them all the time. I'm not even fucking around.

The only negative I got was when I was blackout d*unk. Fuck knows what I did there...

Asked how tight he wears his undies?

Probably sang to him

Incoming Uber rating thread?"

Yes please. Thanks Brucey.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Im creating a boober rating - where hot chicks give blokes marks out of like trip advisor… maybe ‘Nip Advisor’ fir women to get ratings?? This time next week i’ll be so rich I won’t talk to anyone on here any more…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you were asking for a uber rating

I have all the stars on uber

There is no way any Uber driver gave you 5 stars.

Literally get them all the time. I'm not even fucking around.

The only negative I got was when I was blackout d*unk. Fuck knows what I did there...

Asked how tight he wears his undies?

Probably sang to him

Incoming Uber rating thread?

Nah people would lie. Bet all the monster cocks would have a 5

I’ve just checked mine. 4.76 is a joke. I only got marked down because the driver took me to the wrong Wetherspoons.

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