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Dodgy bed sheets

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

From another thread.

What dodgy bed sheets do you offer your guests, Fab or otherwise?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A couple of bin liners covered in used J cloths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’ve got the same pattern as the seats on buses. They hide the stains.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

If she's hot I just offer to lie on her myself to keep her warm.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I recycle my drop sheets from decorating. They're colourful!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

They get my own bed sheets. If it's January they will still be fairly clean from the Christmas laundry session.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Guests?

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I always wash bedding after they’ve left. No point wasting fresh bedding. Lol.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Guests? "

Shags who don't leave until the morning?

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Not had a guest in ages, not had a shag in ages lol. Used to use a double inflatable for Nuru play, have bought a proper black pvc sheet, still in its packet mind

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

When does a regular bed sheet become a dodgy bed sheet?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"When does a regular bed sheet become a dodgy bed sheet? "

Depends on your standards to start with, I suppose.

(note to self: don't invite posh people over )

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My guests get the same bedding I use.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I relegate the bounders to sleep on the floor or, if my pooch is in a favourable mood, she might allow them to sleep in her bed.

I’m a very good host

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Apparently, neither the Superted, or the She-ra, duvet covers are 'acceptable'...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"When does a regular bed sheet become a dodgy bed sheet?

Depends on your standards to start with, I suppose.

(note to self: don't invite posh people over )"

Nerø only sleeps in silk

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Apparently, neither the Superted, or the She-ra, duvet covers are 'acceptable'... "

I'd find that adorable.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"When does a regular bed sheet become a dodgy bed sheet?

Depends on your standards to start with, I suppose.

(note to self: don't invite posh people over )

Nerø only sleeps in silk "

He used to wear silky pyjamas until he got into bed one night and slid all the way out of the bottom

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"When does a regular bed sheet become a dodgy bed sheet?

Depends on your standards to start with, I suppose.

(note to self: don't invite posh people over )

Nerø only sleeps in silk

He used to wear silky pyjamas until he got into bed one night and slid all the way out of the bottom "

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"When does a regular bed sheet become a dodgy bed sheet?

Depends on your standards to start with, I suppose.

(note to self: don't invite posh people over )

Nerø only sleeps in silk "

I suppose my thousand thread count professionally pressed luxury cotton sheets* must feel like sandpaper to him

* There may be some exaggeration in this statement

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I seriously cannot believe KC² gave me the roly êyê!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sofa and a pillow/duvet or sleepign bag is all I can currently offer.

If they're sleeping with my they have to put up with my own crusty bedsheets.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"My sofa and a pillow/duvet or sleepign bag is all I can currently offer.

If they're sleeping with my they have to put up with my own crusty bedsheets."

Exfoliation as a bonus? You should charge for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sofa and a pillow/duvet or sleepign bag is all I can currently offer.

If they're sleeping with my they have to put up with my own crusty bedsheets.

Exfoliation as a bonus? You should charge for that."

The economy is rough at the moment... can't even give the good stuff away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently purchased a load of duvet covers and pillow cases. Just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sofa and a pillow/duvet or sleepign bag is all I can currently offer.

If they're sleeping with my they have to put up with my own crusty bedsheets."

Crusty like a farmhouse loaf or crusty like an old bloke?

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