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"Well I dont manage to keep em confidential and private cos someone blabbed all round the forums about em and it wasnt me lol 
and how did this become my thread lol  "Did not you ask me if I meant escalopes or escapades??????? | |||
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"why would u want to keep an escalope secret and confidential lol ??? wot am I missing here lol  "I was talking about escapades when you mentioned pork chops... hey between us the site is not safe ! | |||
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"how many have you had and did you manage to keep them confidential and secret?;-)" Never felt the need. My Boy Scout Cookery badge dish was escalope of veal Holstein. | |||
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"Me thinks this is your thread lol "Think I am swapping to sausages instead | |||
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"how many have you had and did you manage to keep them confidential and secret?;-) Never felt the need. My Boy Scout Cookery badge dish was escalope of veal Holstein." Do confide in us and reveal? | |||
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"how many have you had and did you manage to keep them confidential and secret?;-) Never felt the need. My Boy Scout Cookery badge dish was escalope of veal Holstein.Do confide in us and reveal? " I was led to believe it meant 'with a fried egg on top'. | |||
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"Mmm Schnitzels..." Ain't they wee dugs? | |||
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"Mmm Schnitzels... Ain't they wee dugs?" nice with mushrooms.. | |||
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"Now you mention Schnitzel... I am abandonning the idea of sausages... you got my attention!!!!!!!!!!" sausages are so one dimensional.. | |||
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"Now you mention Schnitzel... I am abandonning the idea of sausages... you got my attention!!!!!!!!!! sausages are so one dimensional.." But of reliable quality... Schnitzels sometimes flop..;-) | |||
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"Now you mention Schnitzel... I am abandonning the idea of sausages... you got my attention!!!!!!!!!! sausages are so one dimensional.. But of reliable quality... Schnitzels sometimes flop..;-)" a floppy schnitzel is preferable to a stiff one.. stiff one or stiffies are often a bit stale.. floppies are usually more moist too.. | |||
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"Now you mention Schnitzel... I am abandonning the idea of sausages... you got my attention!!!!!!!!!! sausages are so one dimensional.. But of reliable quality... Schnitzels sometimes flop..;-) a floppy schnitzel is preferable to a stiff one.. stiff one or stiffies are often a bit stale.. floppies are usually more moist too.. "Of course there are those and that come au naturel... and some that come witha thick covering...;-) | |||
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"Never had an escapade with a flattened pork or chicken fillet "Trust me - you do not wish to either. (Neither do I... initially it was a play on words but it has quite literally "escalated"  | |||
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"Now you mention Schnitzel... I am abandonning the idea of sausages... you got my attention!!!!!!!!!! sausages are so one dimensional.. But of reliable quality... Schnitzels sometimes flop..;-) a floppy schnitzel is preferable to a stiff one.. stiff one or stiffies are often a bit stale.. floppies are usually more moist too.. Of course there are those and that come au naturel... and some that come witha thick covering...;-)"mmm, now your talking.. | |||
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"Never had an escapade with a flattened pork or chicken fillet Trust me - you do not wish to either. (Neither do I... initially it was a play on words but it has quite literally "escalated""i know of someone who had one with a piece of liver.. | |||
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"Never had an escapade with a flattened pork or chicken fillet Trust me - you do not wish to either. (Neither do I... initially it was a play on words but it has quite literally "escalated"
i know of someone who had one with a piece of liver.. "Hell - was he de-livered from the evil? | |||
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"Never had an escapade with a flattened pork or chicken fillet Trust me - you do not wish to either. (Neither do I... initially it was a play on words but it has quite literally "escalated"
i know of someone who had one with a piece of liver.. Hell - was he de-livered from the evil?"he was nearly lynched.. it was the fresh meat ration whilst we were on an exercise in Germany.. 2 guys came back to pick up an urn of tea and caught him red handed.. and he then served up a tray of the stuff with onions that night... | |||
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"Never had an escapade with a flattened pork or chicken fillet Trust me - you do not wish to either. (Neither do I... initially it was a play on words but it has quite literally "escalated"
i know of someone who had one with a piece of liver.. Hell - was he de-livered from the evil?
he was nearly lynched..
it was the fresh meat ration whilst we were on an exercise in Germany..
2 guys came back to pick up an urn of tea and caught him red handed..
and he then served up a tray of the stuff with onions that night... "Sometimes I shold just keep my big mouth shut and not ask questions - I am having nightmares tonight I just know it. | |||
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"Never had an escapade with a flattened pork or chicken fillet Trust me - you do not wish to either. (Neither do I... initially it was a play on words but it has quite literally "escalated"
i know of someone who had one with a piece of liver.. Hell - was he de-livered from the evil?
he was nearly lynched..
it was the fresh meat ration whilst we were on an exercise in Germany..
2 guys came back to pick up an urn of tea and caught him red handed..
and he then served up a tray of the stuff with onions that night...
Sometimes I shold just keep my big mouth shut and not ask questions - I am having nightmares tonight I just know it. "how do you think we felt, the only other option was chicken and that went quick.. 2 of the older guys wanted to take him off into the woods and bury him up to his neck next to an ants nest.. | |||
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"Never had an escapade with a flattened pork or chicken fillet Trust me - you do not wish to either. (Neither do I... initially it was a play on words but it has quite literally "escalated"
i know of someone who had one with a piece of liver.. Hell - was he de-livered from the evil?
he was nearly lynched..
it was the fresh meat ration whilst we were on an exercise in Germany..
2 guys came back to pick up an urn of tea and caught him red handed..
and he then served up a tray of the stuff with onions that night...
Sometimes I shold just keep my big mouth shut and not ask questions - I am having nightmares tonight I just know it.
how do you think we felt, the only other option was chicken and that went quick..
2 of the older guys wanted to take him off into the woods and bury him up to his neck next to an ants nest.. "This sounds positively revolting. In my wildest imagination (clearly it cannot be that wild lol) I would not have come up with that. Horrible!! Hope you have recovered from the trauma | |||
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"Never had an escapade with a flattened pork or chicken fillet Trust me - you do not wish to either. (Neither do I... initially it was a play on words but it has quite literally "escalated"
i know of someone who had one with a piece of liver.. Hell - was he de-livered from the evil?
he was nearly lynched..
it was the fresh meat ration whilst we were on an exercise in Germany..
2 guys came back to pick up an urn of tea and caught him red handed..
and he then served up a tray of the stuff with onions that night...
Sometimes I shold just keep my big mouth shut and not ask questions - I am having nightmares tonight I just know it.
how do you think we felt, the only other option was chicken and that went quick..
2 of the older guys wanted to take him off into the woods and bury him up to his neck next to an ants nest..
This sounds positively revolting. In my wildest imagination (clearly it cannot be that wild lol) I would not have come up with that. Horrible!!
Hope you have recovered from the trauma "would'nt touch liver for weeks after tbh.. thing is if the guys had'nt caught him, who knows which poor sod would have eaten the piece he used.. we sent him back the next day, he was posted back to the UK by the time we got back to camp.. | |||
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"Never had an escapade with a flattened pork or chicken fillet Trust me - you do not wish to either. (Neither do I... initially it was a play on words but it has quite literally "escalated"
i know of someone who had one with a piece of liver.. Hell - was he de-livered from the evil?
he was nearly lynched..
it was the fresh meat ration whilst we were on an exercise in Germany..
2 guys came back to pick up an urn of tea and caught him red handed..
and he then served up a tray of the stuff with onions that night...
Sometimes I shold just keep my big mouth shut and not ask questions - I am having nightmares tonight I just know it.
how do you think we felt, the only other option was chicken and that went quick..
2 of the older guys wanted to take him off into the woods and bury him up to his neck next to an ants nest..
This sounds positively revolting. In my wildest imagination (clearly it cannot be that wild lol) I would not have come up with that. Horrible!!
Hope you have recovered from the trauma
would'nt touch liver for weeks after tbh..
thing is if the guys had'nt caught him, who knows which poor sod would have eaten the piece he used..
we sent him back the next day, he was posted back to the UK by the time we got back to camp.."Heston's not done bad for himself since then  | |||
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"Never had an escapade with a flattened pork or chicken fillet Trust me - you do not wish to either. (Neither do I... initially it was a play on words but it has quite literally "escalated"
i know of someone who had one with a piece of liver.. Hell - was he de-livered from the evil?
he was nearly lynched..
it was the fresh meat ration whilst we were on an exercise in Germany..
2 guys came back to pick up an urn of tea and caught him red handed..
and he then served up a tray of the stuff with onions that night...
Sometimes I shold just keep my big mouth shut and not ask questions - I am having nightmares tonight I just know it.
how do you think we felt, the only other option was chicken and that went quick..
2 of the older guys wanted to take him off into the woods and bury him up to his neck next to an ants nest..
This sounds positively revolting. In my wildest imagination (clearly it cannot be that wild lol) I would not have come up with that. Horrible!!
Hope you have recovered from the trauma
would'nt touch liver for weeks after tbh..
thing is if the guys had'nt caught him, who knows which poor sod would have eaten the piece he used..
we sent him back the next day, he was posted back to the UK by the time we got back to camp..
Heston's not done bad for himself since then " | |||
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