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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was sad to hear that Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo, despite what they told us as kids.

What other lies were we told in our youth, Fabsters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love that! And moonshine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the people in secondary school flushed your head down the toilet.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Ok, I can get over that, so long as the hippo actually picked the mango.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Legend says that if you pull a funny face and the wind changes direction, your face will stay like that

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang and the dirt is gone.

Fuck off Barry Scott

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.

"

So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Contrary to the depiction in the 1980’s advertising campaign, children do not in fact develop bright, glowing orange auras after consuming Ready Brek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.

So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip"

I don't think the ice cream van sells that sort of stuff.. Best just get yourself to Ann Summers.

F

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

There is, sadly, no apparent connection between Milk, and Accrington Stanley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bang and the dirt is gone.

Fuck off Barry Scott"

Barry Scott didn't even exist. He was played by an actor. Another lie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim’ll fix it…

Pretty big lie

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.

So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip"

Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Contrary to the depiction in the 1980’s advertising campaign, children do not in fact develop bright, glowing orange auras after consuming Ready Brek."

No, that happened years later with Sunny D

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.

So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip

Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now! "

We were røbbed for a Mr Whippy on London's South Bank. I think they charge 99p just for the napkin

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bang and the dirt is gone.

Fuck off Barry Scott

Barry Scott didn't even exist. He was played by an actor. Another lie!"

What

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.

So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip

Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now! "

8 Fucking Quid

It is MK I suppose .. Around 3 quid here haha

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.

So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip

Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now!

8 Fucking Quid

It is MK I suppose .. Around 3 quid here haha "

Weymouth cost me £36 for 4 small tubs and 1 actual cone ice cream the other week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smarties did not have the answer

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

That brut smells great

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

That the late slow or cancelled packed like sardine cans train takes the strain

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.

So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip

Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now!

8 Fucking Quid

It is MK I suppose .. Around 3 quid here haha

Weymouth cost me £36 for 4 small tubs and 1 actual cone ice cream the other week! "

And you payed it??

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Eating my crusts did not make my hair curly

Tinder

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By *am SmithMan
over a year ago

Around and about

That wanking makes you go blind.

Says he with jam jar glasses...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Eating my crusts did not make my hair curly

Tinder "

Ahhh but you need to look ‘down south’….

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.

So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip

Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now! "

So glad ice cream van don't come down my street then

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Eating my crusts did not make my hair curly

Tinder

Ahhh but you need to look ‘down south’…. "

Bournemouth?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Eating my crusts did not make my hair curly

Tinder

Ahhh but you need to look ‘down south’….

Bournemouth?"

It’s mightily hairy down there for sure

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.

So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip

Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now!

8 Fucking Quid

It is MK I suppose .. Around 3 quid here haha

Weymouth cost me £36 for 4 small tubs and 1 actual cone ice cream the other week!

And you payed it?? "

Have you ever tried leaving an actual ice cream shop after queuing for 20 mins to get some with 3 kids in tow, then tell them no at the front of the queue when you can see the tiny prices hidden from sight before you get there?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"When the Ice-Cream Van plays the song, it's to tell everyone it's run out.

So that's not true. Next time I here ice cream van I'm getting a whip

Take a lot of money with you, a 99p flake is more like £8 now!

8 Fucking Quid

It is MK I suppose .. Around 3 quid here haha

Weymouth cost me £36 for 4 small tubs and 1 actual cone ice cream the other week!

And you payed it??

Have you ever tried leaving an actual ice cream shop after queuing for 20 mins to get some with 3 kids in tow, then tell them no at the front of the queue when you can see the tiny prices hidden from sight before you get there? "

Not a common occurrence I admit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad told me my name meant cabbage in Gaelic. Not going to say how long I believed him for

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"My dad told me my name meant cabbage in Gaelic. Not going to say how long I believed him for "

Did you feel like a bit of a vegetable when you found out?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I was sad to hear that Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo, despite what they told us as kids.

What other lies were we told in our youth, Fabsters? "

They never said it was made or sold there. They just told us it was *d*unk* there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was sad to hear that Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo, despite what they told us as kids.

What other lies were we told in our youth, Fabsters?

They never said it was made or sold there. They just told us it was *d*unk* there."

This is very true!

I wonder who had the import licence or whether an illegal border smuggling operation happened from Gabon, Cameroon or the Central African Republic?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

That you get bummed in jail.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irn Bru might be made in Scotland but its definitely not made from girders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready Brek doesn’t produce that orange glow outline

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"My dad told me my name meant cabbage in Gaelic. Not going to say how long I believed him for "

Is your name Cal ?

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

Contrary to what the advertisers tell us, you cannot "taste the rainbow" if you eat skittles.

If this were true, then what would you taste on a very sunny day?

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Just be honest, it'll be OK they said, it never was OK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum told me having freckles meant I was a princess. I was a very smug child.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Contrary to what the advertisers tell us, you cannot "taste the rainbow" if you eat skittles.

If this were true, then what would you taste on a very sunny day?"

Obviously the "unique, zingy taste" of Sunny D

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere


"Contrary to what the advertisers tell us, you cannot "taste the rainbow" if you eat skittles.

If this were true, then what would you taste on a very sunny day?

Obviously the "unique, zingy taste" of Sunny D"

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

No matter how hard you work or try or wish you dont get what you want without pure luck

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

My grandad used to tell me that if I touched my belly button my bum would fall off! Claimed your belly button was a screw that held it on!

Always makes me laugh how much I used to believe this a kid xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No matter how hard you work or try or wish you dont get what you want without pure luck"
This. & good intuition

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde


"I used to love that! And moonshine!"

I was deeply disappointed to discover that Moonshine was neither illegal nor being shipped "across the county line", as per the bold claims on the advert.

Is there no truth in advertising???

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Happiness is not in a cigar called Hamlet

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