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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jennie the Omniscient, all knowing, all seeing beauty that she is, is once again resplendent in her bath of wisdom.

.

Consult with her, she will reveal the inner truths.

Ask, and ye shall be enlightened. The Oracle knows all.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Does fluffy want me to pluck her feathers?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Jennie the Omniscient, all knowing, all seeing beauty that she is, is once again resplendent in her bath of wisdom.

.

Consult with her, she will reveal the inner truths.

Ask, and ye shall be enlightened. The Oracle knows all. "

Dear Jennie,

How does one multiply fractions?

Actually, scratch that; Why the hell would anyone want to multiply fractions in the first place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello jennie orical should I by lingerie or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does fluffy want me to pluck her feathers?"

There is lots Fluffy wants that is not necessarily good for her. She is currently restained on the naughty step for calling Jennie [+Redacted+]

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What’s the easiest and quickest way to get my cock sucked on here without having to go to a club?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie the Omniscient, all knowing, all seeing beauty that she is, is once again resplendent in her bath of wisdom.

.

Consult with her, she will reveal the inner truths.

Ask, and ye shall be enlightened. The Oracle knows all.

Dear Jennie,

How does one multiply fractions?

Actually, scratch that; Why the hell would anyone want to multiply fractions in the first place? "

Fractions are important.

We need them.

The most reliable way to get fractions to multiply is artificial inseminstion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s the easiest and quickest way to get my cock sucked on here without having to go to a club? "

Dislocate your neck and have two ribs removed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hello jennie orical should I by lingerie or not "

Of course you should x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well well well

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Why are people shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well well well"

Three holes in the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hello jennie orical should I by lingerie or not

Of course you should x"

Awwsome will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are people shit? "

Because the fundamdntal human condition is greedy selfishness. It's genetic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you said you'd let me choose which leg, cause you're nice, is that limited to just my legs or can we open things up to more possibilities?

Wait. That sounds ridiculous.

Opening up legs. To more possibilities.

Oh you know what I mean, you were there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does fluffy want me to pluck her feathers?

There is lots Fluffy wants that is not necessarily good for her. She is currently restained on the naughty step for calling Jennie [+Redacted+] "

I said I was sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I could substitute a leg for a cheekbone.

Most people opt for the leg though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does fluffy want me to pluck her feathers?

There is lots Fluffy wants that is not necessarily good for her. She is currently restained on the naughty step for calling Jennie [+Redacted+]

I said I was sorry "

Ahem.... Back on the step please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I stop craving doughnuts and start craving healthy snacks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could substitute a leg for a cheekbone.

Most people opt for the leg though. "

Hmmmm.

I like this.

Very good.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Oh Jennie, all knowing one - Can I have a heads up on when to expect a full night sleep next please?

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head


"How do I stop craving doughnuts and start craving healthy snacks? "

I'll have the doughnuts and swap you an apple if you want?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I stop craving doughnuts and start craving healthy snacks? "

Eat a doughnut.

Bingo, craving gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I stop craving doughnuts and start craving healthy snacks?

I'll have the doughnuts and swap you an apple if you want? "

But that's borrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnggggg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jennie, all knowing one - Can I have a heads up on when to expect a full night sleep next please? "

Tonight x

Just follow the tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do I stop craving doughnuts and start craving healthy snacks?

Eat a doughnut.

Bingo, craving gone

"

A doughnut. That's cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do I stop craving doughnuts and start craving healthy snacks?

I'll have the doughnuts and swap you an apple if you want? "

Healthy, but does nothing for the craving

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Should I or shouldn’t I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I or shouldn’t I?"

Absolutely

You'll regret it if you don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Jennie

Will I ever meet someone on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jennie

Will I ever meet someone on here?"

Yes several.

And believe it or not some of them wont be disappointments.

.

If you fancy a train ride to London on Saturday you could meet several at the London picnic organised by Mr Pickles

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Should I or shouldn’t I?

Absolutely

You'll regret it if you don't "

See you at 12:20 then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie, will there ever be anyone that is as magnificent as you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I or shouldn’t I?

Absolutely

You'll regret it if you don't

See you at 12:20 then "

You'll be 4 minutes late

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie, will there ever be anyone that is as magnificent as you? "

Yes.

But not for a long time.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Will I win the fight??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I win the fight?? "

With your training?

It'll be a walk in the park

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Why does this confounded computer program not want to cooperate with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jennie

Will I ever meet someone on here?

Yes several.

And believe it or not some of them wont be disappointments.

.

If you fancy a train ride to London on Saturday you could meet several at the London picnic organised by Mr Pickles "

Saturday is a workday unfortunately :’(

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does this confounded computer program not want to cooperate with me?"

Because the vaccine nanobots are interfering with your wifi.

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Is your living room accessories are navy, curtains, cushions etc

Pray tell what colour should the walls be oh wise one

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Dear Jénniè,

I feel like I haven't lived: for once I would like to do some proper lamppost pissing.

How do you suggest that I go about this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Jennie.

Where can I find a man or woman who will put me in wrist restraints and door bars and redden this blank canvas of mine while teasing the hell out me and satisfying their every desire as they see fit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is your living room accessories are navy, curtains, cushions etc

Pray tell what colour should the walls be oh wise one "

Mustard yellow, or a pinkish red. If you feel bold you could go for a purple. Gold accents would also work.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why does this confounded computer program not want to cooperate with me?

Because the vaccine nanobots are interfering with your wifi. "

I'm plugged into the motherfucking wall. It's a conspiracy. The globalists are out to get me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Jénniè,

I feel like I haven't lived: for once I would like to do some proper lamppost pissing.

How do you suggest that I go about this?"

Pick a poster, preferably one you have met.

Whenever they post, be sure to respond to that post.

Try to hint at the fact that you have met, and be flirty. This needs to be obvious to anyone else reading your posts.

Repeat the abive as often as you can.

Oh, and be 'jokingly' competitive with any other male responding to your chosen target's post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jennie.

Where can I find a man or woman who will put me in wrist restraints and door bars and redden this blank canvas of mine while teasing the hell out me and satisfying their every desire as they see fit?"

Hampshirish/Surreyish would be a good bet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does this confounded computer program not want to cooperate with me?

Because the vaccine nanobots are interfering with your wifi.

I'm plugged into the motherfucking wall. It's a conspiracy. The globalists are out to get me "

Its Elon Zuckerberg.

He hates you

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By *adison12Woman
over a year ago

Nr Boston


"What’s the easiest and quickest way to get my cock sucked on here without having to go to a club?

Dislocate your neck and have two ribs removed. "

Best retort ever ??????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s the easiest and quickest way to get my cock sucked on here without having to go to a club?

Dislocate your neck and have two ribs removed.

Best retort ever ??????????"

The Oracle merely imparts the truth as revealed to her

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why does this confounded computer program not want to cooperate with me?

Because the vaccine nanobots are interfering with your wifi.

I'm plugged into the motherfucking wall. It's a conspiracy. The globalists are out to get me

Its Elon Zuckerberg.

He hates you

"

Given the stuff they forgive on their platforms, particularly Elmo, the feeling is pretty mutual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does my fridge always seem empty even after I’ve been shopping and filled it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie, oh wise guru!

Why am I so horny all the time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie, oh wise guru!

Why am I so horny all the time?"

Because you are a slaaaaag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does my fridge always seem empty even after I’ve been shopping and filled it?"

Because you have fridge content dismorphia

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Oh dearest Jennie how do I stop crushing on people who I'll likely never meet and wouldn't be interested in me anyway ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jennie, oh wise guru!

Why am I so horny all the time?

Because you are a slaaaaag

"

Harsh! But fair point!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dearest Jennie how do I stop crushing on people who I'll likely never meet and wouldn't be interested in me anyway ? Lol "

The issue is not the crushing, its your self esteem. Who is to say whether they would or wouldn't be interested? I find you interesting, so why not others?

Besides... I have a major crush on Jessica Rabbit, and she aint even real

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hello Jennie

Will I ever meet someone on here?

Yes several.

And believe it or not some of them wont be disappointments.

.

If you fancy a train ride to London on Saturday you could meet several at the London picnic organised by Mr Pickles

Saturday is a workday unfortunately :’("

•

How about midweek?

#LamppostPissingAttempt

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Should I or shouldn’t I?"

•

I wholeheartedly think you should.

#LamppostPissingAttempt

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Oh dearest Jennie how do I stop crushing on people who I'll likely never meet and wouldn't be interested in me anyway ? Lol

The issue is not the crushing, its your self esteem. Who is to say whether they would or wouldn't be interested? I find you interesting, so why not others?

Besides... I have a major crush on Jessica Rabbit, and she aint even real "

Ah you're right about the self esteem lol and you're a sweetheart xx .. ps Jessica rabbit is hot! As is Betty Boop

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Why does this confounded computer program not want to cooperate with me?"

•

Swing, how about part³?

#LamppostPissingAttempt

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Dear Jénniè,

I feel like I haven't lived: for once I would like to do some proper lamppost pissing.

How do you suggest that I go about this?

·

Pick a poster, preferably one you have met.

Whenever they post, be sure to respond to that post.

Try to hint at the fact that you have met, and be flirty. This needs to be obvious to anyone else reading your posts.

Repeat the abive as often as you can.

Oh, and be 'jokingly' competitive with any other male responding to your chosen target's post. "

•

I've done three already. Seriously, this Lamppost Pissing is a piece a piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's 1 + 1?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Jénniè,

I feel like I haven't lived: for once I would like to do some proper lamppost pissing.

How do you suggest that I go about this?

·

Pick a poster, preferably one you have met.

Whenever they post, be sure to respond to that post.

Try to hint at the fact that you have met, and be flirty. This needs to be obvious to anyone else reading your posts.

Repeat the abive as often as you can.

Oh, and be 'jokingly' competitive with any other male responding to your chosen target's post.

•

I've done three already. Seriously, this Lamppost Pissing is a piece a piss. "

Jennie knows all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's 1 + 1?"

We buying or selling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's 1 + 1?

We buying or selling? "

I thought you might get stuck at that.

Nevermind... 'oh 'wise' one'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I or won't I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I or won't I? "

Unlikely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...Could'nt make it up.

(bashes head off brick wall).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I or won't I?

Unlikely"

Thought as much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...Could'nt make it up.

(bashes head off brick wall)."

Don't do that

It will hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I or won't I?

Unlikely

Thought as much "

Soz

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Is the oracle a fraud?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the oracle a fraud? "

Dont believe the headlines!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the oracle a fraud?

Dont believe the headlines! "

The Oracle is a conduit for the hidden and ancient truths. How can truth be fraudulent?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Why are everyone I connect with on this site unobtainable?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are everyone I connect with on this site unobtainable?

"

Its nature's way of saying they are unworthy x

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Jennie….

Where can I find a woman who will let me put her in wrist restraints and door bars and redden her blank canvas while teasing the hell out of her and satisfying my every desire as i see fit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie….

Where can I find a woman who will let me put her in wrist restraints and door bars and redden her blank canvas while teasing the hell out of her and satisfying my every desire as i see fit?"

In the South East.

About a 50 miles drive from me

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Jennie….

Where can I find a woman who will let me put her in wrist restraints and door bars and redden her blank canvas while teasing the hell out of her and satisfying my every desire as i see fit?

In the South East.

About a 50 miles drive from me"

What three word please…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie….

Where can I find a woman who will let me put her in wrist restraints and door bars and redden her blank canvas while teasing the hell out of her and satisfying my every desire as i see fit?

In the South East.

About a 50 miles drive from me

What three word please…"

Her/over/there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this moment, what is the great DR Robert MICHAEL Kilroy-Silk doing?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Jennie….

Where can I find a woman who will let me put her in wrist restraints and door bars and redden her blank canvas while teasing the hell out of her and satisfying my every desire as i see fit?

In the South East.

About a 50 miles drive from me

What three word please…

Her/over/there"

I’m going to try that just for the hell of it…

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Hi jenni my fishshop thread floundering

At 118 do you think you have a could pike at it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At this moment, what is the great DR Robert MICHAEL Kilroy-Silk doing?"

Just finishing his Horlicks.

He'll be off to bed soon

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"At this moment, what is the great DR Robert MICHAEL Kilroy-Silk doing?

Just finishing his Horlicks.

He'll be off to bed soon "

Wow you do know everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi jenni my fishshop thread floundering

At 118 do you think you have a could pike at it ."

Sadly my attentions are presently monopolised by the focus needed to divine the universal truths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At this moment, what is the great DR Robert MICHAEL Kilroy-Silk doing?

Just finishing his Horlicks.

He'll be off to bed soon "

Oooo sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At this moment, what is the great DR Robert MICHAEL Kilroy-Silk doing?

Just finishing his Horlicks.

He'll be off to bed soon

Oooo sexy."

He tries

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Jennie….

Do you think there a market for halloumi made from cock cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie….

Do you think there a market for halloumi made from cock cheese?"

I can guarantee you that there isnt. It doesnt have the right level of Squeakiness.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Jennie….

Do you think there a market for halloumi made from cock cheese?

I can guarantee you that there isnt. It doesnt have the right level of Squeakiness. "

Back to the drawing board…

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"Why are everyone I connect with on this site unobtainable?

Its nature's way of saying they are unworthy x

"

Dearest Oracle.

Where are the worthy ones then please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"At this moment, what is the great DR Robert MICHAEL Kilroy-Silk doing?

Just finishing his Horlicks.

He'll be off to bed soon

Oooo sexy.

He tries"

...Is he hung??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At this moment, what is the great DR Robert MICHAEL Kilroy-Silk doing?

Just finishing his Horlicks.

He'll be off to bed soon

Oooo sexy.

He tries

...Is he hung??"

Should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are everyone I connect with on this site unobtainable?

Its nature's way of saying they are unworthy x

Dearest Oracle.

Where are the Worthing ones then please?

"

South East England. Near Brighton

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I need to get up at 03.30 so why can’t I sleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jennie

Will I ever meet someone on here?

Yes several.

And believe it or not some of them wont be disappointments.

.

If you fancy a train ride to London on Saturday you could meet several at the London picnic organised by Mr Pickles

Saturday is a workday unfortunately :’(

•

How about midweek?

#LamppostPissingAttempt"

Surprisingly I am free.

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