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"Lazy wanker does nothing again." Haha fair play | |||
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"She's not lost the plot... honestly." Fake News | |||
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"Bomb scare What a day started out at 10 pm last night Clocked in to work sacked my self by 12 midnight normal Went to watch a movie spilled 2 letter bottle off iron bru over the bed had to strip the bed and wash everything One off the bold pods didn’t de solve right for some reason end up in the tumble dryer melted and stuck to the duvet close to set the house on fire Had to run and get a new one Was going for a shower to go out slipped and fell going it to the shower black and blue bruse down my side Next up missed the train home because I thought my phone sed plantform 2 when it was platform 12 didn’t see the 1 end up needing to wait another hour Now waiting on dryer and stuff finshing so I can get to bed " That's a big front page | |||
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"Bomb scare What a day started out at 10 pm last night Clocked in to work sacked my self by 12 midnight normal Went to watch a movie spilled 2 letter bottle off iron bru over the bed had to strip the bed and wash everything One off the bold pods didn’t de solve right for some reason end up in the tumble dryer melted and stuck to the duvet close to set the house on fire Had to run and get a new one Was going for a shower to go out slipped and fell going it to the shower black and blue bruse down my side Next up missed the train home because I thought my phone sed plantform 2 when it was platform 12 didn’t see the 1 end up needing to wait another hour Now waiting on dryer and stuff finshing so I can get to bed " That’s a whole pull out and keep section | |||
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"Bomb scare What a day started out at 10 pm last night Clocked in to work sacked my self by 12 midnight normal Went to watch a movie spilled 2 letter bottle off iron bru over the bed had to strip the bed and wash everything One off the bold pods didn’t de solve right for some reason end up in the tumble dryer melted and stuck to the duvet close to set the house on fire Had to run and get a new one Was going for a shower to go out slipped and fell going it to the shower black and blue bruse down my side Next up missed the train home because I thought my phone sed plantform 2 when it was platform 12 didn’t see the 1 end up needing to wait another hour Now waiting on dryer and stuff finshing so I can get to bed That's a big front page " Maximum effort at all times | |||
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"Bomb scare What a day started out at 10 pm last night Clocked in to work sacked my self by 12 midnight normal Went to watch a movie spilled 2 letter bottle off iron bru over the bed had to strip the bed and wash everything One off the bold pods didn’t de solve right for some reason end up in the tumble dryer melted and stuck to the duvet close to set the house on fire Had to run and get a new one Was going for a shower to go out slipped and fell going it to the shower black and blue bruse down my side Next up missed the train home because I thought my phone sed plantform 2 when it was platform 12 didn’t see the 1 end up needing to wait another hour Now waiting on dryer and stuff finshing so I can get to bed That’s a whole pull out and keep section " Ha ha we all have or off days | |||
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"Man forgets to put bin out." Tomorrow's Headline.. Police appeal for missing man | |||
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"Man forgets to put bin out. Tomorrow's Headline.. Police appeal for missing man " She has been mentioning going to the tip | |||
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"Moist Misty Mostly Missed" Inventive haha | |||
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"Waste of tax payers money steals a wage again." OK haha | |||
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"Man makes terrible joke and wonders why his audience aren't laughing." Are you Micheal Mcintyre | |||
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"Man forgets to put bin out. Tomorrow's Headline.. Police appeal for missing man She has been mentioning going to the tip " | |||
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"Man makes terrible joke and wonders why his audience aren't laughing. Are you Micheal Mcintyre " Or Michael | |||
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"Man confronts wife and demands sex but ends up in spare room for a sad wank " | |||
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"Work Done by Local Man Who Was Once Described..." Story continues on Page 31 .... | |||
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"Man makes terrible joke and wonders why his audience aren't laughing. Are you Micheal Mcintyre Or Michael" Him too | |||
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"Sod Freddie Starr and the hamster, my headline would be: DanBerks ate my pussy! " Awesome Clickbait.. We need more info | |||
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"No one puts Boo in the corner! " Man arrested for putting boo in the corner | |||
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"Not dead yet! " Exciting Newspaper | |||
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"Filthy twosome caught at it again " I'd read that | |||
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"This silly sausage decided to be a silly goose again " Too Vague I need more info | |||
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"No one puts Boo in the corner! " That's me in the Corner. That's me in the Spotlight | |||
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"JENNIE TV - ORACLE OR FRAUDSTER? " More Ceefax | |||
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"If today you had a newspaper totally devoted to you , what would be the front page headline ? " Tranny becomes first woma... Oh sorry I forgot about Michael Obama. | |||
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"Local man accidentally joins “search party” which is out looking for himself.." Amnesia is a bitch | |||
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"Grumpy's: Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk! " Slander that is .. I can Sue | |||
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"Grumpy's: Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk! Slander that is .. I can Sue " They could sue you for the cost of a new pub billboard!! | |||
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"Grumpy's: Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk! Slander that is .. I can Sue They could sue you for the cost of a new pub billboard!! " It was a small shrub actually | |||
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"Grumpy's: Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk! Slander that is .. I can Sue They could sue you for the cost of a new pub billboard!! It was a small shrub actually " I wasn't talking about that occasion, the other one in the town centre ha ha ha | |||
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"Grumpy's: Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk! Slander that is .. I can Sue They could sue you for the cost of a new pub billboard!! It was a small shrub actually I wasn't talking about that occasion, the other one in the town centre ha ha ha " It was in the middle of the path at past midnight already knocked over .. I just happened to be walking along that particular section of path | |||
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"She's not lost the plot... honestly. Fake News " You know me too well | |||
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"Manager's button was pushed She had to deal with one fucktard to many today, and completely lost her shit. " Is Page 2 a list of sackings haha | |||
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""Tranny discovered with a lettuce stalk sticking out of her ear". ..."And that's just the tip of the iceberg", she said." Dear Oh Dear | |||
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"Sentenced to life imprisonment for murder " Was thst the Daily Bullet-In | |||
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"Grumpy's: Local man arrested for breaking yet another Billboard whilst D*unk! Slander that is .. I can Sue They could sue you for the cost of a new pub billboard!! It was a small shrub actually I wasn't talking about that occasion, the other one in the town centre ha ha ha It was in the middle of the path at past midnight already knocked over .. I just happened to be walking along that particular section of path " It was before Midnight, still stood up and under the lights and you still fell over it ha ha | |||
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