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Self-described 'Exceptional' users

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Purloined, unashamedly from the exceptional PollyChromatic, in another thread.

"Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck

I wonder in what way exceptional? Exceptional because they have a tiny cock? Exceptional because they have chest hair that grows down to their knees? Exceptional because they have an amazonian nose flute stuck up their bum and whistle "bohemian rhapsody" every time they fart? There's lots of ways to be exceptional..."

How else might they be 'exceptional'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am exceptionally unexceptional.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Exceptionally big ego.

"My head is so inflated it won't get through your doorway. Of course you're accommodating, darling, I'm not doing any work!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gauge it as having more than 4 teeth

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Purloined, unashamedly from the exceptional PollyChromatic, in another thread.

"Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck

I wonder in what way exceptional? Exceptional because they have a tiny cock? Exceptional because they have chest hair that grows down to their knees? Exceptional because they have an amazonian nose flute stuck up their bum and whistle "bohemian rhapsody" every time they fart? There's lots of ways to be exceptional..."

How else might they be 'exceptional'?

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Exceptionally plagiaristic?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I definitely only want to meet exceptional women.

To me it means they have great minds and make an effort, the others will have to make do with mr unexceptional - the bloke that turns up for a meet with take away stains on his vest and his arse hanging out who delivers two pumps and a squirt.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

The nose flute up the bum I would actually give them a shot

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Be honest, as long as people approach us face to face, are polite and respectful, treat us like real people and are clean & fresh - then you don't need to be a supermodel or athlete.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Purloined, unashamedly from the exceptional PollyChromatic, in another thread.

"Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck

I wonder in what way exceptional? Exceptional because they have a tiny cock? Exceptional because they have chest hair that grows down to their knees? Exceptional because they have an amazonian nose flute stuck up their bum and whistle "bohemian rhapsody" every time they fart? There's lots of ways to be exceptional..."

How else might they be 'exceptional'?

Exceptionally plagiaristic? "

Any time darling!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Purloined, unashamedly from the exceptional PollyChromatic, in another thread.

"Looking for exceptional males only" makes my eyes roll so hard, I'm surprised they don't get stuck

I wonder in what way exceptional? Exceptional because they have a tiny cock? Exceptional because they have chest hair that grows down to their knees? Exceptional because they have an amazonian nose flute stuck up their bum and whistle "bohemian rhapsody" every time they fart? There's lots of ways to be exceptional..."

How else might they be 'exceptional'?

Exceptionally plagiaristic?

Any time darling! "

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Exceptionally creepy, is another one in abundance, according to forum posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can make my clit tickle with their eyelashes. that's exceptional, no?

Tones

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

unusual; not typical.

"late claims will only be accepted in exceptional circumstances"

Based on that definition and common themes I’ve seen, an exceptional male would be one who is vocal about having a small cock, being a very light cummers, is shit at giving oral and certainly cannot lick for hours, drives a shit car and is married surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"unusual; not typical.

"late claims will only be accepted in exceptional circumstances"

Based on that definition and common themes I’ve seen, an exceptional male would be one who is vocal about having a small cock, being a very light cummers, is shit at giving oral and certainly cannot lick for hours, drives a shit car and is married surely?"

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