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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy hump day @everyone. Have a good one ??

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher, I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs."

The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay.

Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied. "Diesel Fitter."

Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week.

When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained....

"Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour."

"What skill?" Yelled Paddy. “I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: “Yep, diesel fitter."

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Happy hump day @everyone. Have a good one ??

Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.

When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, "Knicker Stitcher, I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs."

The clerk looked up Knicker Stitcher on his computer and finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him £80 a week unemployment pay.

Mick was next in and when asked his occupation replied. "Diesel Fitter."

Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Mick £160 a week.

When Paddy found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.

The clerk explained....

"Knicker Stitchers are unskilled labour and Diesel Fitters are skilled labour."

"What skill?" Yelled Paddy. “I sew da elastic on da knickers and thongs, then Mick puts 'em over his head and says: “Yep, diesel fitter.""

Dear Oh Dear ...I did chuckle tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has two thumbs, speaks French and likes blowjobs..... Moi!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What do you call a Hippy's Wife ??

Mississippi

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

One for the ladies...

Throwing the bouquet behind you to see who’s next?

Really poor taste at funerals.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

What do you call a good looking woman in England?

A tourist.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

2 dyslexics in a kitchen one says to the other, “ can you smell gas ?” The other one says “ I can’t even smell my own name “.

The mr

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