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I love my fleshlight, but...

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By *ooley OP   Man
over a year ago

preston

It's awesome fun. Somewhere between a mouth and a vagina with added vibration. It sucks, gets fucked; brilliant.

But, I'm in the middle of a horny spell and I've just been fucking it like a man possessed and noticed something. It's got a rubbery grip that you can squeeze for added sensation, but the seal has gone slightly around the edges.

It means that air is pushed from the inside out past the seal every time I go deep and makes a soprano whoopie cushion "fwarp" noise.

I was so absorbed in the sensations and the whirl of filthy images in my mind that I didn't notice until I slowed my pace *after*. Embarrassed to realise my windows were open. My neighbours are going to think I've been shagging a duck.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Or thrap farting

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

That's just quackers.....

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By *ooley OP   Man
over a year ago

preston


"Or thrap farting "

Hah! (not sure what a thrap fart is, but it sounds funny)

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By *ooley OP   Man
over a year ago

preston


"That's just quackers....."

*b-dum-tsh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should probably invest in one at this point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made me laugh so so much

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