FabSwingers.com forum: Hawk and Snake Attack

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A lady called Mrs Jones who bizarrely is not from Wales but from the Davey Crockett state of Texas. Davey Crockett invented the fur hat with racoon tail hanging down and literally put Texas on the map.

Well Mrs Jones was minding her own business outside when a hawk that had caught a wild and dangerous snake accidentally dropped the snake on Mrs Jones. The serpent then wrapped itself around her arms while the snake repeatedly bit her on the face. The hawk then attacked to reclaim it's meal and attacked both the snake and Mrs Jones. Is Mrs Jones the unluckiest Texan ever. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Lol yes she sure is yeeeeeha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeeee and Mrs, Mrs Jones.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Is it wrong that this made me giggle when I heard it on the Radio?

I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake, so hopefully she was ok

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Is it wrong that this made me giggle when I heard it on the Radio?

I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake, so hopefully she was ok

She luckily survived and by one account it was her specs that saved her.. the vicious snake kept striking at her eyes but luckily the glass in her specs saved her.. lady lucky to survive

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Is it wrong that this made me giggle when I heard it on the Radio?

I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake, so hopefully she was ok

Made you giggle ?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Could have ended up worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could have ended up worse "

How? A pterodactyl picked up all three of them?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Is it wrong that this made me giggle when I heard it on the Radio?

I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake, so hopefully she was ok

Made you giggle ? "

Yes Tom. I pictured it in my head but it was a lot more Chaplineseque. I’m a bit weird like that

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Is it wrong that this made me giggle when I heard it on the Radio?

I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake, so hopefully she was ok

Made you giggle ?

Yes Tom. I pictured it in my head but it was a lot more Chaplineseque. I’m a bit weird like that

This woman was bitten by a snake that appeared out in of the sky and then a bird of in prey went for her ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Brexit to blame?

What's going on here?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Is it wrong that this made me giggle when I heard it on the Radio?

I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake, so hopefully she was ok

Made you giggle ?

Yes Tom. I pictured it in my head but it was a lot more Chaplineseque. I’m a bit weird like that

This woman was bitten by a snake that appeared out in of the sky and then a bird of in prey went for her ?"

I know Tom, what are the chances - you couldn’t write that sort of thing! But I’ll consider myself chastised

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A lady called Mrs Jones who bizarrely is not from Wales but from the Davey Crockett state of Texas. Davey Crockett invented the fur hat with racoon tail hanging down and literally put Texas on the map.

What's going on here ??

She's got a thing going on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is Brexit to blame?

What's going on here? "

Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Is Brexit to blame?

What's going on here?

Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris. "

Not you again.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is Brexit to blame?

What's going on here?

Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris.

Not you again.

Yeah! Us.

What say you to Boris being responsible for this monstrous set of circumstances? Probably something his father wrote a book about, once.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Is Brexit to blame?

What's going on here?

Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris.

Not you again.

Yeah! Us.

What say you to Boris being responsible for this monstrous set of circumstances? Probably something his father wrote a book about, once. "

Shoosh !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is Brexit to blame?

What's going on here?

Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris.

Not you again.

Yeah! Us.

What say you to Boris being responsible for this monstrous set of circumstances? Probably something his father wrote a book about, once.

Shoosh !"

I think that *shoosh* sound is what the swooping hawk sounded like. I wonder what the snake sounded like?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

To be fair Boris does have many snake like characteristics..

But if he fell from any sort of height it would be probably curtains for anyone he landed upon..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is Brexit to blame?

What's going on here?

Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris.

Not you again.

Yeah! Us.

What say you to Boris being responsible for this monstrous set of circumstances? Probably something his father wrote a book about, once.

Shoosh !

I think that *shoosh* sound is what the swooping hawk sounded like. I wonder what the snake sounded like? "

Hisssssszz..... Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could have ended up worse "

Don't worry Tom. Humans aren't a endangered species. Rather a dangerous species though.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake"

WOAH!!!! back the fuck up!

Theres enough confusion in Tomland between Poisonous and Venomous...don't be bringing your bloody toxic nonsense in to the mix too

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake

WOAH!!!! back the fuck up!

Theres enough confusion in Tomland between Poisonous and Venomous...don't be bringing your bloody toxic nonsense in to the mix too

Toxic you say...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The good news is the plaster cast on her arm is a lovely bright pink

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The good news is the plaster cast on her arm is a lovely bright pink"

Tom thought that was blood seeping from the wound

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think the moral of the story is never hang out washing. Use a tumble dryer.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"The good news is the plaster cast on her arm is a lovely bright pink"

That's good news, pink deters snakes apparently..

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Y'all are right.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I think the moral of the story is never hang out washing. Use a tumble dryer."

But, but. Global warming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horrific Tom. I saw her pixelated arm injuries & that was scary enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the moral of the story is never hang out washing. Use a tumble dryer."

I read she was mowing her lawn.

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

What I want to know is, "where does Davy Crocket fit in to all this ?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I was too busy laughing to hear whether it was a highly toxic snake

WOAH!!!! back the fuck up!

Theres enough confusion in Tomland between Poisonous and Venomous...don't be bringing your bloody toxic nonsense in to the mix too

Toxic you say...

Yes! Venomous, poisonous, toxic, vicious buggers those sky pythons

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"What I want to know is, "where does Davy Crocket fit in to all this ?"

Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier made famous for his part in the Battle of The Alamo in Texas

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Could it have been Samuel Jacksons fault? He threw the snake off the plane it hit an innocent hawk quietly circling minding its own business infuriating the hawk then landed on this woman and repeatedly tried to kill her with its death bite… the hawk sprung to action to save the innocent woman from this aggressive attacker and its good deed has been cruelly misinterpreted by the gutter press … so Samuel Jackson… troublemaking twat!! Should be the headline!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"What I want to know is, "where does Davy Crocket fit in to all this ?

Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier made famous for his part in the Battle of The Alamo in Texas"

Errr king of the wild frontier was Adam from Adam and the ants!!

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By *eather_uktvTV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Yes I know Davy Crocket died at the battle of the Alamo but that was back in March. 1836. So he clearly couldn't have been responsible for the snake attacking the poor woman and subsequently the Hawk, 'who in my opinion is a hero' saving the poor woman's life.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It is not known if the hawk dropped the snake deliberately to stun or kill it before eating it but the poor lady was just unlucky and was literally in the wrong place at the wrong time

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Is Brexit to blame?

What's going on here?

Definitely Brexit. I also blame Boris.

Not you again.

Yeah! Us.

What say you to Boris being responsible for this monstrous set of circumstances? Probably something his father wrote a book about, once. "

Even if he was he'd be guaranteed to lie about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is not known if the hawk dropped the snake deliberately to stun or kill it before eating it but the poor lady was just unlucky and was literally in the wrong place at the wrong time "

The thing is we have only heard from the woman and her side of the story. Until we hear from the hawk and snake its hard to know the full story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is not known if the hawk dropped the snake deliberately to stun or kill it before eating it but the poor lady was just unlucky and was literally in the wrong place at the wrong time

The thing is we have only heard from the woman and her side of the story. Until we hear from the hawk and snake its hard to know the full story."

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