FabSwingers.com forum: i feel violated

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so I'm sat here still shocked and somewhat distressed. Imagine the scene......

On way home. Big urge for the loo. Stop at service station. Find a trap that is respectable. Sit down, do your business.........

THE AUO FLUSH GOES OFF WHILST STILL ON THE LOO!

It was not expected and scared me. Now I'm a little scarred for life.

Why fit auto flushes to loos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so you dont have to touch an handle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so I'm sat here still shocked and somewhat distressed. Imagine the scene......

On way home. Big urge for the loo. Stop at service station. Find a trap that is respectable. Sit down, do your business.........

THE AUO FLUSH GOES OFF WHILST STILL ON THE LOO!

It was not expected and scared me. Now I'm a little scarred for life.

Why fit auto flushes to loos? "
along with that and auto lights,how many times have you been sat there and you just get to the goosbump stage and..click,all the kights go out,and then you feel you have to make a little extra noise for some odd reason?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind the whys and wherefores. Did your nads gets a good rinse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you needed to share this why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you needed to share this why?? "

What makes you think he 'needed' to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the fact that he did?

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By *ss2011Man
over a year ago

Leeds/Bradford

I'm glad they are auto now, or at the very least triggered by a sensor instead of an handle. Sooooooooo much germs in those bathrooms, let alone the public ones!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

"And you needed to share this why?? "

i reckon it was because he saw 'dont bite my ears' lurking in the wings and he knew this would bring him out !

Do I win a prize ??

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By *pen2offersxCouple
over a year ago

kettering

"I'm glad they are auto now, or at the very least triggered by a sensor instead of an handle. Sooooooooo much germs in those bathrooms, let alone the public ones!"

I'f that's the case answer me this : why do all public toilet doors open inwards, so when you've washed your hands you have to touch the handle and you know god damn well the last person didn't !

I'm telling you ! Every single door !!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

so I'm sat here still shocked and somewhat distressed. Imagine the scene......

On way home. Big urge for the loo. Stop at service station. Find a trap that is respectable. Sit down, do your business.........

THE AUO FLUSH GOES OFF WHILST STILL ON THE LOO!

It was not expected and scared me. Now I'm a little scarred for life.

Why fit auto flushes to loos? "
Im sorry Pete..but reading this has made me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

so I'm sat here still shocked and somewhat distressed. Imagine the scene......

On way home. Big urge for the loo. Stop at service station. Find a trap that is respectable. Sit down, do your business.........

THE AUO FLUSH GOES OFF WHILST STILL ON THE LOO!

It was not expected and scared me. Now I'm a little scarred for life.

Why fit auto flushes to loos? "

Its a good job you wasnt in one of those that automatically open after a certain length of time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

so I'm sat here still shocked and somewhat distressed. Imagine the scene......

On way home. Big urge for the loo. Stop at service station. Find a trap that is respectable. Sit down, do your business.........

THE AUO FLUSH GOES OFF WHILST STILL ON THE LOO!

It was not expected and scared me. Now I'm a little scarred for life.

Why fit auto flushes to loos?

Its a good job you wasnt in one of those that automatically open after a certain length of time"
Dont even go there......the unspeakable happened to me a few months ago......

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"And you needed to share this why?? "

so that we(I) could have a good belly laugh at his expense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the fact that he did? "

Oh. I thought he was just doing it for fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad they are auto now, or at the very least triggered by a sensor instead of an handle. Sooooooooo much germs in those bathrooms, let alone the public ones!

I'f that's the case answer me this : why do all public toilet doors open inwards, so when you've washed your hands you have to touch the handle and you know god damn well the last person didn't !

I'm telling you ! Every single door !! "

I know, right!? I always use a bit of clean loo roll to touch he door

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By *ss2011Man
over a year ago

Leeds/Bradford

Good observation. I just slip my hands under my sleeves whenever using them, even for the main door handle for the bathroom itself...now THAT is the worst culprit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's just no convenience any more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you needed to share this why??

so that we(I) could have a good belly laugh at his expense"

Now that's a fair reason!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good observation. I just slip my hands under my sleeves whenever using them, even for the main door handle for the bathroom itself...now THAT is the worst culprit! "

I never touch any door handles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

auto flush cos lazy b'tards don't flush.... auto lights 'to save the planet' sheeemples

anyway he must have sat there too long pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The loo's in LA Airport dont flush when you sit on the seat....but as soon as you rise from the seat it flushes automatically. Bizarre, especially as you shout at the cistern 'I havent bloody finished yet!!' as you reach for the loo roll.

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

"I'm glad they are auto now, or at the very least triggered by a sensor instead of an handle. Sooooooooo much germs in those bathrooms, let alone the public ones!

I'f that's the case answer me this : why do all public toilet doors open inwards, so when you've washed your hands you have to touch the handle and you know god damn well the last person didn't !

I'm telling you ! Every single door !! "
lift buttons in hospitals are the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos they know how long blokes sit on the throne, did make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be thankful it flushed at all. The bogs round here have had all rge removable bits. ... removed! I'm happy if there's enough room to do my business, wipe my arse if the loo roll hasn't been nicked too and then pack it down with my welly!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

lol wishy .. thats the Bigg Market on a Saturday night for you .. enjoy your kebab on the way home !

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I'm glad they are auto now, or at the very least triggered by a sensor instead of an handle. Sooooooooo much germs in those bathrooms, let alone the public ones!

I'f that's the case answer me this : why do all public toilet doors open inwards, so when you've washed your hands you have to touch the handle and you know god damn well the last person didn't !

I'm telling you ! Every single door !! "

Yeah that always bothers me, having to touch the door handle on the way out of the loos .. Thought maybe it was just me who worried about that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol wishy .. thats the Bigg Market on a Saturday night for you .. enjoy your kebab on the way home !

What does a geordie lass say during sex?

Ee man! Mind me fookin chips like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thaught I'd put this out ther I was in a party last year and I had a shit in the kettle

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By *ilmisseCouple
over a year ago

leicestershire

"Just thaught I'd put this out ther I was in a party last year and I had a shit in the kettle

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thaught I'd put this out ther I was in a party last year and I had a shit in the kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thaught I'd put this out ther I was in a party last year and I had a shit in the kettle

Good shot!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Just thaught I'd put this out ther I was in a party last year and I had a shit in the kettle

why????

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

are you sure you didnt stop at the first service station in the uk with a bidet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so I'm sat here still shocked and somewhat distressed. Imagine the scene......

On way home. Big urge for the loo. Stop at service station. Find a trap that is respectable. Sit down, do your business.........

THE AUO FLUSH GOES OFF WHILST STILL ON THE LOO!

sure it wasnt a bidet you sat on?

It was not expected and scared me. Now I'm a little scarred for life.

Why fit auto flushes to loos? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thaught I'd put this out ther I was in a party last year and I had a shit in the kettle

why????

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why ? Because the lad who's house it was was a tit who beat his gf up so I shit in his kettle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just thaught I'd put this out ther I was in a party last year and I had a shit in the kettle

why????

why ? Because the lad who's house it was was a tit who beat his gf up so I shit in his kettle "

You're my hero. Feel free to think about me when you have your next wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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