FabSwingers.com forum: The fish shop was closed

By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What is the world comeimg to.

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Just go to another plaice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you codn’t believe it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I bet you codn’t believe it."

The spelling annoys me. But well done

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

When the Chips are down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bet you codn’t believe it.

The spelling annoys me. But well done "

Thanks

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Nnooooooooo!!!!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I bet you codn’t believe it."

Cod not

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Well you'd batter believe it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skate on to the next chippy.

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By *ardhatCharlieMan
over a year ago

Northwest

"What is the world comeimg to."

Well bless my sole, surely there were other options?? Anyway, maybe the shop owner had an emergency, you shouldn't be so shellfish

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Well you'd batter believe it lol "

Hadock no choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this true or Pollacks

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Skate on to the next chippy."

I sturgeon that but we end up with

Pizzas

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What is the world comeimg to.

Well bless my sole, surely there were other options?? Anyway, maybe the shop owner had an emergency, you shouldn't be so shellfish"

Marlin that could so

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

Sounds fishy to me,

I went into my local chip shop the other night, I said have you got any chips left ? They said yes , I replied serves you right for cooking too many

There was a fight in the chip shop the other day, 2 fish got battered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had chips and fish tonight was lovely

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Is this true or Pollacks"

Aye there wasnt a Sidney in site .

Movie reference bid fishy best I could do.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Sounds fishy to me,

I went into my local chip shop the other night, I said have you got any chips left ? They said yes , I replied serves you right for cooking too many

There was a fight in the chip shop the other day, 2 fish got battered "

Shark the number of times I've heard that .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I had chips and fish tonight was lovely "

Are they the new ant and DEC

Hope you had whale of a time

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Please stop carping on about the fish . . Everyone is on a roll mop with the puns...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need to be so salty about it, let's all be pukka.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

If this happened to me I wouldn't carp on about it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Cobblers*!

You'll have to fall on your sword(fish) and use your mussels to go elsewhere.

*Vietnamese River

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Don't worry though Eel be back, there friars are not monks after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back on Fryday

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Please stop carping on about the fish . . Everyone is on a roll mop with the puns... "

I'm not doing it on porpois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be fritter about it, its maybe there tide to close.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"No need to be so salty about it, let's all be pukka."

I do like a pukka pie but today

I couldnt give a flying fish about haveing one

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

[Removed by poster at 08/08/23 21:29:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need to be so salty about it, let's all be pukka.

I do like a pukka pie but today

I couldnt give a flying fish about haveing one "
Changing your Tuna now are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skate on to the next chippy.

I sturgeon that but we end up with

Pizzas"

You must be floundering with pizzas.

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Speak up OP I am hard of herring

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Wasnt carpeing

More marlin about it

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"No need to be so salty about it, let's all be pukka.

I do like a pukka pie but today

I couldnt give a flying fish about haveing one Changing your Tuna now are you

Bass

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Skate on to the next chippy.

I sturgeon that but we end up with

Pizzas

You must be floundering with pizzas."

No when we got in the plaice was empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and 'batter' the door down? lol.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Speak up OP I am hard of herring "

I SAID WHEN I GOT IN THE PLAICE

WAS EMPTY

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Go and 'batter' the door down? lol.

I did try that but the a dog fish gaurding the plaice

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Go and 'batter' the door down? lol.

I did try that but the a dog fish gaurding the plaice"

Bring your catfish for a fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My crabs are the best in town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chip Ahoy Matey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We might have been done up like a Kipper or is it all a Red Herring ?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Go and 'batter' the door down? lol.

I did try that but the a dog fish gaurding the plaice

Bring your catfish for a fight

That

Would have breem dab handy

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"My crabs are the best in town

Achovy I didn't know that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the owner got him self a nice lady and they escalloped to Vegas to get married

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Here's a sponge to wipe away your tears, OP

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Chip Ahoy Matey"

Is that with cod or hadock

And do you want scraps with it.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Maybe the owner got him self a nice lady and they escalloped to Vegas to get married"

He could have met on the internet

She could an american sole

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Here's a sponge to wipe away your tears, OP"

Its OK I've a clingfish to do it with

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Did they bring it to your a-Tench-ion, or did they close just for the halibut?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Did they bring it to your a-Tench-ion, or did they close just for the halibut?"

Got to be honest I thought they

Were clown fishing at first

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I bet you didn't batter an eyelid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bastards took all the puns before I saw this.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I bet you didn't batter an eyelid

no but certainly keep eels open

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You bastards took all the puns before I saw this."

We'll roe back and let you have some

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"You bastards took all the puns before I saw this."

Shouldnt be sleeper fish then should you.

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By *ayo81966Man
over a year ago

barnstaple

Did u end up with pizza 4 sick squid?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"You bastards took all the puns before I saw this.

We'll roe back and let you have some

Just let him carpe about it .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Did u end up with pizza 4 sick squid?"

No if fact the billfish came to 8squid .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The owner is a James pond fan so took the day off to watch live and let fry.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"The owner is a James pond fan so took the day off to watch live and let fry."

Properly gone fishing with the kids on holiday

Looking to find some thing to amuse them

Bit like thread poster here.

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By *cott14Man
over a year ago

Essex & SW Exeter/Taunton

All smells a bit fishy to me

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"All smells a bit fishy to me "

Arnt most of my threads

Check out my lost keys thread .

Pike a look at them

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Bet you had a whale of a time

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

You could mullet it over

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By *uiteniceguyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

You can't have Your fish cake and eat it

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

In done tartar

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Bet you had a whale of a time "

More of whale shark really

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"You could mullet it over "

Turbot about it for bit

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"You can't have Your fish cake and eat it"

Holy mackerel my mother used to say that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry that's disappointing I know how you feel yesterday I nearly cried because I was looking forward to icecream and as I got to the door he closed the shutters because in his defence it was closing time and I didn't realise but yeah I was upset so I can relate to this post massively right now.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"In done tartar"

Its nice with lemon sole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're between a rock salmon and a hard plaice

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"You're between a rock salmon and a hard plaice"

No it would be hard place and rock salmon .due to alphabetical order

That would place me around about a quillfish.

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

I've haddock enough of all these fish punns. Just thought I would chip in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the real reason it closed was due to the fighting the other night when 2 sausages were battered. Seriously no codding about!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I've haddock enough of all these fish punns. Just thought I would chip in

That's brillent do you want to take over thread I'm going to bed.I'm floundering a bit.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Apparently the real reason it closed was due to the fighting the other night when 2 sausages were battered. Seriously no codding about!

I had heard a rumour but I had trouted it

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I will be bass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skate and chips please.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Skate and chips please."

I just halibutting off

Leave your money in the honesty box .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skate and chips please.

I just halibutting off

Leave your money in the honesty box ."

Oi, Oi, Savaloy get ya chopper out x

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By *olmaMan
over a year ago

Kettering

WANDA!!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"You bastards took all the puns before I saw this."

Fish sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not cod at all x

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Skate and chips please.

I just halibutting off

Leave your money in the honesty box .

Oi, Oi, Savaloy get ya chopper out x"

Shark be a moment

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"WANDA!!"

Yep Wanda what fish might come

Next stergion

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"You bastards took all the puns before I saw this.

Fish sticks

Sword fish maybe

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"It's not cod at all x"

Nope sold out only haddock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not cod at all x

Nope sold out only haddock "

What a load of pollocks

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"It's not cod at all x

Nope sold out only haddock

What a load of pollocks"

They not they could be african lungfish though but swimming to quick its hard to tell

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I’m sorry but your all sausages….

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I’m sorry but your all sausages….

Well that Richmond pork comeing from you have the cheek to come her talk that Pollock's

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Whats that halibut?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Whats that halibut?"

Its Albert not halibut you blubber fish

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Whats that halibut?

Its Albert not halibut you blubber fish "

Oh for heavens hake

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Whats that halibut?

Its Albert not halibut you blubber fish

Oh for heavens hake"

Nope its plain hake on the menu today. Its cod tomorrow

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By *opa SandsCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Go to Scotland- they have (Nicola) Sturgeon and (Alex) Salmond.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Go to Scotland- they have (Nicola) Sturgeon and (Alex) Salmond."

A pair of cold fish of ever they were any

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

OY OY!!!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I bet you mackerelled your pants at the shock

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"OY OY!!!"

Savoly dont make a misstake

Today special off is hake fish cake

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Just go to another plaice

Winner.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Indeed. Much despair that

The cod and chips were not there

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Just go to another plaice

Winner.

A winner you might say

Turbot to be seen

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Speak up , I’m hard of Herring

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Speak up , I’m hard of Herring "

I Said The PLAICE. IS On The Table

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've got swim out for the day

I'll reply later have fun yourselfs

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What the fish been our all day

But now no need to carp about it

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I think we've haddock enough puns now, for shore. No trout about it, some of them were reely good, I've been perch'd on the edge of my seat.

But now it's time to stop being koi, and say stop carping on, for cod's hake!

Witch ever sole started this had the a great threadfin, and you guys shore did fillet. OP's breams really came true on this one.

The net result is some tope puns,a school on how to make fish jokes.

Whelk done.

I'm getting crabby now so I'll stop.

Fish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the world comeimg to."

Cod dammit!

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I think we've haddock enough puns now, for shore. No trout about it, some of them were reely good, I've been perch'd on the edge of my seat.

But now it's time to stop being koi, and say stop carping on, for cod's hake!

Witch ever sole started this had the a great threadfin, and you guys shore did fillet. OP's breams really came true on this one.

The net result is some tope puns,a school on how to make fish jokes.

Whelk done.

I'm getting crabby now so I'll stop.

Fish."

Brilliant.

Well yes I've had whale of the time

With thread why my man drowning

In the desert died a death i dont know .oh well

That's fab for you .

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Must've been all bark and no bite

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

Theres a guy works down the chip shop swears hes Elvis.....Well maybe he was and hes off in a recording studio now

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Must've been all bark and no bite

All. Shark did you say and no pike

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Theres a guy works down the chip shop swears hes Elvis.....Well maybe he was and hes off in a recording studio now

That might account for the chip shop been closed its all bit fishy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres a guy works down the chip shop swears hes Elvis.....Well maybe he was and hes off in a recording studio now

I trout that's true though.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

It's only open on Fryday, duh!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Must've been all bark and no bite

What a dog fish….

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"It's only open on Fryday, duh!"

Shark at you

You could have told me that before I went

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I fish everyone would scampi on past this t(r)optic (cal fish thread)..

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Honestly…. Some of these replies are so bad I don’t think I could let them skate!

In fact…. Sod it… I’ve haddock enough!!!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Honestly…. Some of these replies are so bad I don’t think I could let them skate!

In fact…. Sod it… I’ve haddock enough!!! "

Don’t batter yourself up over it…

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I fish everyone would scampi on past this t(r)optic (cal fish thread)..

Do like a bit of scampi

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

For Cods Sake.....

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"I fish everyone would scampi on past this t(r)optic (cal fish thread)..

Do like a bit of scampi"

Food for the sole…

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I fish everyone would scampi on past this t(r)optic (cal fish thread)..

Do like a bit of scampi

Food for the sole…"

Indeed it is and you have inspired me to have scampi for tea . and I might even go indulge in a prawn sarnie for lunch .

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"I fish everyone would scampi on past this t(r)optic (cal fish thread)..

Do like a bit of scampi

Food for the sole…

Indeed it is and you have inspired me to have scampi for tea . and I might even go indulge in a prawn sarnie for lunch ."

Takes me back to my youth….. parents ran a fish and chip shop and I loved putting in some scampi to the fryer… also loved a piece of rock which they don’t advertise too much down my way…

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"I fish everyone would scampi on past this t(r)optic (cal fish thread)..

Do like a bit of scampi

Food for the sole…

Indeed it is and you have inspired me to have scampi for tea . and I might even go indulge in a prawn sarnie for lunch .

Takes me back to my youth….. parents ran a fish and chip shop and I loved putting in some scampi to the fryer… also loved a piece of rock which they don’t advertise too much down my way…"

Don’t forget the tartar sauce…delish

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Some of these comments are skating on thin ice.

Batter the door in.

Ask them what sort of plaice they are running.

Have they no sole, denying your fishy fix?

Its not all about the bass.

Also, his mullet is out of fashion.

If they haddock had the decency to tell you, you cod of gone somewhere else.

They sound a bit crabby to me.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"I'll have cod please"

"Sorry, we've no cod left"

"In that case I'll have cod please"

"I said we've not got any cod"

"OK, I'll have cod instead"

"OK, answer me this. How many f's in fish?"

"One"

"How many f's in fork?"

"One"

"How many f's in cod?"

"There's no f in cod"

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!!"

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

""I'll have cod please"

"Sorry, we've no cod left"

"In that case I'll have cod please"

"I said we've not got any cod"

"OK, I'll have cod instead"

"OK, answer me this. How many f's in fish?"

"One"

"How many f's in fork?"

"One"

"How many f's in cod?"

"There's no f in cod"

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!!"

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ffffffffff fucksake have haddock or a hake

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