FabSwingers.com forum: Status updates

By *eliciousDiva69 OP Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Those that know me, know that mine are usually mindless dross meant to elicit a small smile or a groan. But recently had someone use theirs to allegedly communicate with me (dull I know

), but got me wondering how do other people use theirs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current status is asking for advice, but no one has messaged me.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I have had status updates saying 'mail me Sofia as I can't mail you' type stuff.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Use mine like a diary! X

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By *rtic explorerMan
over a year ago

ring road bristol

"My current status is asking for advice, but no one has messaged me."

I would but, not a lady or used the store

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

You just reminded me to put one on OP. Mine are invariably song lyrics

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Sometimes to express that I've had a good night at a club or am anticipating such, something about cock worship sometimes, but probably usually just silly phrases that get stuck in my head though.

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"My current status is asking for advice, but no one has messaged me."

Ahh I’ve not ordered from there so cannot offer any advice sorry!

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"I have had status updates saying 'mail me Sofia as I can't mail you' type stuff."
Hopefully Sofia mails you soon

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I have had status updates saying 'mail me Sofia as I can't mail you' type stuff. Hopefully Sofia mails you soon

I live in hope

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Sometimes it's a song lyric or a cool quote. If I'm going to a club I will usually announce that so people can come say hello. Most often it's blank.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Depends what mood I'm in, a lot of the time it's song lyrics, occasionally it'll be a specific type of guy I'm looking for, other times it's a bit of a rant - my inbox goes very quiet when that happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely use mine, but thinking I should use it more to gain a bit more attention to my profile

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"I rarely use mine, but thinking I should use it more to gain a bit more attention to my profile

So what would you say JB?

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"You just reminded me to put one on OP. Mine are invariably song lyrics "
Love a jammin me!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I use mine to express my feelings... either snarky comments or song lyrics depending on the day or mood... or to let peeps know if I'll be in their area at any point..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Inane Drivel Usually

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I use mine to express my feelings... either snarky comments or song lyrics depending on the day or mood... or to let peeps know if I'll be in their area at any point.."

* Looks out for a Northampton bases update *

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

" mine are usually mindless dross meant to elicit a small smile or a groan. "

Mine too, with occasional quotes or song lyrics thrown in depending on my mood

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You just reminded me to put one on OP. Mine are invariably song lyrics Love a jammin me!

Me too

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Inane Drivel Usually

^^ much like his text messages

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Inane Drivel Usually

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I can attest to this.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Inane Drivel Usually

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I can attest to this.

I’m expecting your next one to include motherfucker

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Inane Drivel Usually

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I can attest to this.

I’m expecting your next one to include motherfucker

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"Depends what mood I'm in, a lot of the time it's song lyrics, occasionally it'll be a specific type of guy I'm looking for, other times it's a bit of a rant - my inbox goes very quiet when that happens

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Inane Drivel Usually

^^ much like his text messages

Fairly Accurate

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Inane Drivel Usually

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I can attest to this.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I use mine to express my feelings... either snarky comments or song lyrics depending on the day or mood... or to let peeps know if I'll be in their area at any point..

* Looks out for a Northampton bases update *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poetry, song lyrics and quotes mainly.

Things that reflect my current mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely use mine, but thinking I should use it more to gain a bit more attention to my profile

So what would you say JB?"

Oh God, I'm so horny right now. Any woman free want to help me drain my balls? Or something along those lines...

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I rarely use mine, but thinking I should use it more to gain a bit more attention to my profile

So what would you say JB?

Oh God, I'm so horny right now. Any woman free want to help me drain my balls? Or something along those lines..."

*books next train to Derby

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I just use mine to post random sh*t.

Although lately, in my area at least, a few are using it to post openly aggressive statuses.

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By *iss_FickleWoman
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Mass communication, especially if I start to notice a trend in messages I receive...

Have played a few "guess the song or film" games too...

Sometimes a rant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My current status is asking for advice, but no one has messaged me.

I would but, not a lady or used the store

Thanks for the thought though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My current status is asking for advice, but no one has messaged me.

Ahh I’ve not ordered from there so cannot offer any advice sorry!"

Ahhhh thanks anyway. I've bitten the bullet and ordered. Bit dubious as it's from China, time will tell.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Those that know me, know that mine are usually mindless dross meant to elicit a small smile or a groan. But recently had someone use theirs to allegedly communicate with me (dull I know

), but got me wondering how do other people use theirs?"

I love your cheeky witty status updates you sexy minx

Like you I use mine for the cheeky bants & yell the world I’m feeling horny hahaha

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Inane Drivel Usually

Aye mine is usually the same

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I just use mine to post random sh*t.

Although lately, in my area at least, a few are using it to post openly aggressive statuses. "

Those ones make me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Inane Drivel Usually

Aye mine is usually the same

The best way dude

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Inane Drivel Usually

Aye mine is usually the same

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No, your drivel is of a superior calibre compared to Grumpy. And it's your birthday, therefore we can be a little gracious.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Random shite to be honest

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

"Inane Drivel Usually

Aye mine is usually the same

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No, your drivel is of a superior calibre compared to Grumpy. And it's your birthday, therefore we can be a little gracious.

This is why i like you

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By *eliciousDiva69 OP Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"Those that know me, know that mine are usually mindless dross meant to elicit a small smile or a groan. But recently had someone use theirs to allegedly communicate with me (dull I know

), but got me wondering how do other people use theirs?

I love your cheeky witty status updates you sexy minx

Like you I use mine for the cheeky bants & yell the world I’m feeling horny hahaha

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Normally food related. Often about Jelly Babies, but I spend a lot of time eating them.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Normally food related. Often about Jelly Babies, but I spend a lot of time eating them."

I hope you bite the heads off first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually use cringe to draw out the men that need to be on the block list.

I use humour when I can't be arsed with drawing the gremlins out.

Most people.dony realise and think the opposite.....twats!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Normally food related. Often about Jelly Babies, but I spend a lot of time eating them.

I hope you bite the heads off first? "

Not fussy. Head or feet. Whatever is nearest my mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I send you messages through mine all the time

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Normally food related. Often about Jelly Babies, but I spend a lot of time eating them.

I hope you bite the heads off first?

Not fussy. Head or feet. Whatever is nearest my mouth!

What? Those poor babies

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I rarely use mine, but thinking I should use it more to gain a bit more attention to my profile

So what would you say JB?

Oh God, I'm so horny right now. Any woman free want to help me drain my balls? Or something along those lines...

*books next train to Derby

Wait for me I'm coming too.

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By *ilkchocolate87Man
over a year ago

sw london

I like one specifically written for me to make others jealous

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Rarely use status updates

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I like one specifically written for me to make others jealous "

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That's where authentic verifications come in useful.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I cut my bio and started using status updates instead. Seems I get more of what I’m looking for that way

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I cut my bio and started using status updates instead. Seems I get more of what I’m looking for that way

Penetration

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By *unner6969Man
over a year ago

Bicester

"I have had status updates saying 'mail me Sofia as I can't mail you' type stuff."

And, did you?

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By *eggieMarshmallowWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I use mine like how I would use Twitter if I had twitter

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