FabSwingers.com forum: Those questions you were afraid to ask.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ask a question that you’ve often wondered about.

Or if you know the answer then let us all know, whether you’ve just made it up or not.

Here’s one to kick us off.

Do heavy cummers have bigger balls than average?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do heavy cummers actually weigh their jizz?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do heavy cummers actually weigh their jizz?"

In those little pots you get from kitchen gadget shops I bet.

I bet the Range sells a range of Jizz ware.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Do heavy cummers actually weigh their jizz?"

Are we referring to total weight or density per cubic centimetre?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Does your banana shoot orange pips, Fiddles?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Does your banana shoot orange pips, Fiddles? "

I’ve had the snip so it’s just the juice.

Although I hope the juice is worth the squeeze.

I’d imagine it smarts if you get it in your eyes though.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Ask a question that you’ve often wondered about.

Or if you know the answer then let us all know, whether you’ve just made it up or not.

Here’s one to kick us off.

Do heavy cummers have bigger balls than average?

Remember post your questions and answers in the thread, no cheeky excuse for messaging.

Are you aware that cum is not made in the testicles? (It's made in the prostate and seminal vesicles).

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ask a question that you’ve often wondered about.

Or if you know the answer then let us all know, whether you’ve just made it up or not.

Here’s one to kick us off.

Do heavy cummers have bigger balls than average?

Remember post your questions and answers in the thread, no cheeky excuse for messaging.

Are you aware that cum is not made in the testicles? (It's made in the prostate and seminal vesicles)."

But where is it stored? What do balls do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask a question that you’ve often wondered about.

Or if you know the answer then let us all know, whether you’ve just made it up or not.

Here’s one to kick us off.

Do heavy cummers have bigger balls than average?

Remember post your questions and answers in the thread, no cheeky excuse for messaging.

Are you aware that cum is not made in the testicles? (It's made in the prostate and seminal vesicles).

But where is it stored? What do balls do? "

Balls are there to tell you how hot or cold a bath is.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Do all men like having their bum/gooch tickled with a tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do all men like having their bum/gooch tickled with a tongue? "

Mine would be like licking a Brillo pad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask a question that you’ve often wondered about.

Or if you know the answer then let us all know, whether you’ve just made it up or not.

Here’s one to kick us off.

Do heavy cummers have bigger balls than average?

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I imagine those 'heavy cummer and repeater' types to be big heavy blokes who burp a lot

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ask a question that you’ve often wondered about.

Or if you know the answer then let us all know, whether you’ve just made it up or not.

Here’s one to kick us off.

Do heavy cummers have bigger balls than average?

Remember post your questions and answers in the thread, no cheeky excuse for messaging.

I imagine those 'heavy cummer and repeater' types to be big heavy blokes who burp a lot

Errr yeh, me too.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do all men like having their bum/gooch tickled with a tongue? "

I can’t speak for all men, however it depends who’s tongue it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ask a question that you’ve often wondered about.

Or if you know the answer then let us all know, whether you’ve just made it up or not.

Here’s one to kick us off.

Do heavy cummers have bigger balls than average?

Remember post your questions and answers in the thread, no cheeky excuse for messaging.

Are you aware that cum is not made in the testicles? (It's made in the prostate and seminal vesicles).

But where is it stored? What do balls do?

Balls are there to tell you how hot or cold a bath is. "

And here endeth the lesson.

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By *imLMan
over a year ago

Sunderland

Funniest thread I’ve read in ages

Bath tub temperature sensors for the win

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

I once met a vagina that could hum the French national anthem. It was fond of a baguette too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If vaginas really go back to normal after childbirth how come our first took hours to come out and the second was bungee jumping out after 10 minutes?

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By *iren4uWoman
over a year ago

jersey channel islands

"Does your banana shoot orange pips, Fiddles?

I’ve had the snip so it’s just the juice.

Although I hope the juice is worth the squeeze.

I’d imagine it smarts if you get it in your eyes though.

I can confirm it does sting when it gets in your eyes..!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

I once met a vagina that could hum the French national anthem. It was fond of a baguette too.

Oh what a clever vagina. Puts mine to shame!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

I once met a vagina that could hum the French national anthem. It was fond of a baguette too.

Oh what a clever vagina. Puts mine to shame! "

I think I could get a tune out of it, I’d play it like a mouth organ.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

I once met a vagina that could hum the French national anthem. It was fond of a baguette too.

Oh what a clever vagina. Puts mine to shame!

I think I could get a tune out of it, I’d play it like a mouth organ.

And I would play you like a rusty trombone

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

I once met a vagina that could hum the French national anthem. It was fond of a baguette too.

Oh what a clever vagina. Puts mine to shame!

I think I could get a tune out of it, I’d play it like a mouth organ.

And I would play you like a rusty trombone

There’s nothing rusty about my trombone I’ll have you know. Give it a good piling it will be like brand new.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

I once met a vagina that could hum the French national anthem. It was fond of a baguette too.

Oh what a clever vagina. Puts mine to shame!

I think I could get a tune out of it, I’d play it like a mouth organ.

And I would play you like a rusty trombone

There’s nothing rusty about my trombone I’ll have you know. Give it a good piling it will be like brand new.

No I mean lick your butt and wank you at the same time.

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over a year ago

"Do heavy cummers actually weigh their jizz?"

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

I once met a vagina that could hum the French national anthem. It was fond of a baguette too.

Oh what a clever vagina. Puts mine to shame!

I think I could get a tune out of it, I’d play it like a mouth organ.

And I would play you like a rusty trombone

There’s nothing rusty about my trombone I’ll have you know. Give it a good piling it will be like brand new.

No I mean lick your butt and wank you at the same time.

In that case, sign me up, for the newsletter and everything, pop your finger in if you like.

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

"Do all men like having their bum/gooch tickled with a tongue? "

Nope but i do love licking vagina

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

I once met a vagina that could hum the French national anthem. It was fond of a baguette too.

Oh what a clever vagina. Puts mine to shame!

I think I could get a tune out of it, I’d play it like a mouth organ.

And I would play you like a rusty trombone

There’s nothing rusty about my trombone I’ll have you know. Give it a good piling it will be like brand new.

No I mean lick your butt and wank you at the same time.

Also enjoy being wanked from behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If vaginas really go back to normal after childbirth how come our first took hours to come out and the second was bungee jumping out after 10 minutes?"

My 4th was longer than first 3 combined

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If vaginas really go back to normal after childbirth how come our first took hours to come out and the second was bungee jumping out after 10 minutes?"

First one wasn't ready to face the world and hung on for dear life.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Are there any urine traces in ejaculate?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Do big penises feel more pleasure than smaller ones?

Like the surface area is bigger, so there's more penis to feel stimulation.

Or do smaller penises have a very concentrated pleasure?

Or is it an individual thing where everyone feels it differently?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Do big penises feel more pleasure than smaller ones?

Like the surface area is bigger, so there's more penis to feel stimulation.

Or do smaller penises have a very concentrated pleasure?

Or is it an individual thing where everyone feels it differently? "

I think average ones must surely be best of both worlds.

Why does nobody have a fetish for average things?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Does it burn when you pee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If vaginas really go back to normal after childbirth how come our first took hours to come out and the second was bungee jumping out after 10 minutes?

My 4th was longer than first 3 combined

That’s a tall baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If vaginas really go back to normal after childbirth how come our first took hours to come out and the second was bungee jumping out after 10 minutes?

First one wasn't ready to face the world and hung on for dear life.

Makes sense. I wouldn’t want to face this shit show either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask a question that you’ve often wondered about.

Or if you know the answer then let us all know, whether you’ve just made it up or not.

Here’s one to kick us off.

Do heavy cummers have bigger balls than average?

Remember post your questions and answers in the thread, no cheeky excuse for messaging.

Are you aware that cum is not made in the testicles? (It's made in the prostate and seminal vesicles).

But where is it stored? What do balls do? "

Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls.

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

I once met a vagina that could hum the French national anthem. It was fond of a baguette too.

Oh what a clever vagina. Puts mine to shame!

I think I could get a tune out of it, I’d play it like a mouth organ.

And I would play you like a rusty trombone

There’s nothing rusty about my trombone I’ll have you know. Give it a good piling it will be like brand new.

No I mean lick your butt and wank you at the same time.

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OMG and you look like butter wouldn't melt haha, love it, Mrs xxx

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"That’s a tall baby

That probably explains it

I can’t understand how I can possibly “feel big” after fisting. Surely that’s a nonsense?

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

We are all very unique.T can cum from clitoral penetrative nipple stim and in her sleep lol but it really depends who is doing the sex dance with her lol

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

"No I mean lick your butt and wank you at the same time.

The rusty trombone!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"No I mean lick your butt and wank you at the same time.

The rusty trombone!"

He knows ^

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Do big penises feel more pleasure than smaller ones?

Like the surface area is bigger, so there's more penis to feel stimulation.

Or do smaller penises have a very concentrated pleasure?

Or is it an individual thing where everyone feels it differently?

I think average ones must surely be best of both worlds.

Why does nobody have a fetish for average things? "

Well a fetish is usually something out of the ordinary...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Why do men like to pop their cocks in random inboxes?

I'm actually asking because I'm curious to the thought process & why?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do men like to pop their cocks in random inboxes?

I'm actually asking because I'm curious to the thought process & why?

Mrs "

I don’t know the answer but I wonder if they’d flash people in public if they knew there was no way of getting caught.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Why do men like to pop their cocks in random inboxes?

I'm actually asking because I'm curious to the thought process & why?

Mrs

I don’t know the answer but I wonder if they’d flash people in public if they knew there was no way of getting caught."

This is why I ask, no one's ever just popped a cock out at me in a pub/street but somehow it's ok to an inbox (not just fab but socials too before anyone starts the this is a sex site rant )

Mrs

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Does it burn when you pee?

Only if you have a u t.i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I still on fab?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Is squirt actually pee or something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do single men really think a random Friend request will work with no messaging before ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do heavy cummers actually weigh their jizz?"

At what point do you qualify to be a heavy cummer? Is there a medium cummer category? Do you have to have a certain amount of ml of cum per ejaculation (or maybe an average total) to be qualified?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Do heavy cummers get really dehydrated when they cum?

I genuinely would like to know this. Not in dm though thanks

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

This is going to sound daft. I'm caveating it with that. Penis owners who have penetrative sex - when a woman comes, or uses her kegels during penetration, is it ever uncomfortable?

And how do you feel about being pushed out during that moment (if it happens)?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"This is going to sound daft. I'm caveating it with that. Penis owners who have penetrative sex - when a woman comes, or uses her kegels during penetration, is it ever uncomfortable?

And how do you feel about being pushed out during that moment (if it happens)?"

Oh this is a great question!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"This is going to sound daft. I'm caveating it with that. Penis owners who have penetrative sex - when a woman comes, or uses her kegels during penetration, is it ever uncomfortable?

And how do you feel about being pushed out during that moment (if it happens)?

Oh this is a great question! "

Aw thanks! It's very much based on recent events and I was, you know, replaying and wondering how men feel about it. I really hope there's some insight else it's another thread from me.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"This is going to sound daft. I'm caveating it with that. Penis owners who have penetrative sex - when a woman comes, or uses her kegels during penetration, is it ever uncomfortable?

And how do you feel about being pushed out during that moment (if it happens)?"

I’ve never been ejected yet

I have certainly felt the pressure of her ‘grip’ though which can be surprisingly powerful although not uncomfortable (thankfully)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to sound daft. I'm caveating it with that. Penis owners who have penetrative sex - when a woman comes, or uses her kegels during penetration, is it ever uncomfortable?

And how do you feel about being pushed out during that moment (if it happens)?"

I’ve only had that when she sneezed. I thought it was funny.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

I once met a vagina that could hum the French national anthem. It was fond of a baguette too.

Oh what a clever vagina. Puts mine to shame!

I think I could get a tune out of it, I’d play it like a mouth organ.

And I would play you like a rusty trombone

There’s nothing rusty about my trombone I’ll have you know. Give it a good piling it will be like brand new.

No I mean lick your butt and wank you at the same time.

In that case, sign me up, for the newsletter and everything, pop your finger in if you like.

She’d probably give you a dirty sanchez right afterward if she did that….

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

All Vaginas can do wonderful things in the right hands, definitely not all the same things though.

I once met a vagina that could hum the French national anthem. It was fond of a baguette too.

Oh what a clever vagina. Puts mine to shame!

I think I could get a tune out of it, I’d play it like a mouth organ.

And I would play you like a rusty trombone

There’s nothing rusty about my trombone I’ll have you know. Give it a good piling it will be like brand new.

No I mean lick your butt and wank you at the same time.

In that case, sign me up, for the newsletter and everything, pop your finger in if you like.

She’d probably give you a dirty sanchez right afterward if she did that….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did my mama beat me because she was bored or did she beat me because she loved me and it was the only way she knew how????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I still on fab?"

Because your bored, horny, and like most of us have nothing better to do with your time!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Which hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a correlation between a well hung guy who has a slim body having a super hard erection? Does the slim body size mean better blood flow to the penis?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Ask a question that you’ve often wondered about.

Or if you know the answer then let us all know, whether you’ve just made it up or not.

Here’s one to kick us off.

Do heavy cummers have bigger balls than average?

Remember post your questions and answers in the thread, no cheeky excuse for messaging.

Are you aware that cum is not made in the testicles? (It's made in the prostate and seminal vesicles).

But where is it stored? What do balls do? "

Produce sperm (and the majority of testosterone).

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Do all women wank.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Do all women wank. "

Yes. Over your sped up penis erecting video

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Do all women wank.

Yes. Over your sped up penis erecting video

I should have put it behind a paywall.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Do all women have the ability to cum through both clitoral stimulation and penetrative? Or just a certain percentage blessed genetically?

I think they do, but not always with a man. Toys often achieve much more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do all women wank.

Yes. Over your sped up penis erecting video

Damn it woman! You made me go look!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"This is going to sound daft. I'm caveating it with that. Penis owners who have penetrative sex - when a woman comes, or uses her kegels during penetration, is it ever uncomfortable?

And how do you feel about being pushed out during that moment (if it happens)?

I’ve only had that when she sneezed. I thought it was funny."

I've laughed someone out... Not for the wrong reasons

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Why can't some people take no for an answer?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Do all women wank.

Yes. Over your sped up penis erecting video

Damn it woman! You made me go look!

Isn’t it delightful?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Do all women wank.

Yes. Over your sped up penis erecting video

Damn it woman! You made me go look!

Isn’t it delightful?

How have I not seen this before now?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Do all women wank.

Yes. Over your sped up penis erecting video

Damn it woman! You made me go look!

Isn’t it delightful?

How have I not seen this before now?

You must step up your perv game.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Do all women wank.

Yes. Over your sped up penis erecting video

Damn it woman! You made me go look!

Isn’t it delightful?

How have I not seen this before now?

You must step up your perv game.

Now I've gone and watched it too, I was cheering him on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost over night??

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Do growlers really growl?

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