FabSwingers.com forum: Rate The Last Film You Watched

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks - I wish to evoke the inner film critic in you all

Simply state what the last film you watched was and give it your own rating out of ten.

You can even write a little review if you like.

I’ll get the old metaphorical ball a’rolling: I saw, Bull on Netflix.

‘Bullshit’ would possibly have been a more apt title for this rather grimy and not particularly enjoyable revenge flick which was hardly helped any by a particularly stupid, tacked on twist at the very end.

I’ll give it a five based purely upon some of the performances (which were admittedly decent) and gore scenes though as I’m feeling generous.

Over to you

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Rewatched The Lost Boys on bbc I player at the weekend.

A brilliant film, great cast, great soundtrack, just a great fun watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guardians of the Galaxy 3. We really enjoyed it. In fact we enjoyed it that much were going to rewatch it with the kids at some point this week.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cinema Oppenheimer 9.99 out of 10

Home The Thirteenth Tale 4 out of 10

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Rewatched The Lost Boys on bbc I player at the weekend.

A brilliant film, great cast, great soundtrack, just a great fun watch. "

Derailing the thread already (sorry, OP), but that is a monumentally good film! Put me right off noodles for a while as a child...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Guardians of the Galaxy 3. We really enjoyed it. In fact we enjoyed it that much were going to rewatch it with the kids at some point this week."

So why did you only give it 3

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By *NGthe2ndWoman
over a year ago

Here and there

"Rewatched The Lost Boys on bbc I player at the weekend.

A brilliant film, great cast, great soundtrack, just a great fun watch. "

Excellent choice - funny too

Kiefer Sutherland at his evil best.

I watched 'The midnight sky' a few nights ago.

Well when I say watched, it got turned off after about 45mins as it was so slow and dull.

Wouldn't recommend it.

3/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched Teen Wolf over the weekend.

It's about a teen who turns into a werewolf due to some hereditary reason that isn't really explained.

He becomes really good at basketball but pretty soon everyone gets fucked off with the wolf, so he plays the final game as the human teen and they win in the end.

I especially liked the bit where he goes into the hot girl's changing room and it is implied that she fucks the wolf.

Five stars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guardians of the Galaxy 3. We really enjoyed it. In fact we enjoyed it that much were going to rewatch it with the kids at some point this week.

So why did you only give it 3"

3 out of 4. Isn’t that the standard rating scale?

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By *0ng0 furyMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

naked (mike leigh)

a straight 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10/10

classic flight of the navigator

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Guardians of the Galaxy 3. We really enjoyed it. In fact we enjoyed it that much were going to rewatch it with the kids at some point this week.

So why did you only give it 3

3 out of 4. Isn’t that the standard rating scale?"

I dunno ... Can we draw a crowd by saying for a quarter of the time it's shite ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guardians of the Galaxy 3. We really enjoyed it. In fact we enjoyed it that much were going to rewatch it with the kids at some point this week.

So why did you only give it 3

3 out of 4. Isn’t that the standard rating scale?

I dunno ... Can we draw a crowd by saying for a quarter of the time it's shite ? "

It only lost a point due to the soundtrack not being as good as the previous films.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"10/10

classic flight of the navigator

God I remember that ....... those were the days when ( fill in later )

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By *ustus56Couple
over a year ago

rugby

indiana jones latest one.rubbish very disappointing

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Fargo - 7/10

It wasn't bad at all, quite easy and enjoyable from start to finish.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

GOTG3 I would rate it about an 7 after the first viewing, will of course be watching it again

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Guardians of the Galaxy 3. We really enjoyed it. In fact we enjoyed it that much were going to rewatch it with the kids at some point this week."

Apparently watching it twice is recommended.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Rewatched The Lost Boys on bbc I player at the weekend.

A brilliant film, great cast, great soundtrack, just a great fun watch.

Derailing the thread already (sorry, OP), but that is a monumentally good film! Put me right off noodles for a while as a child..."

Sorry 8.5.

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By *ike BajoMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Fast X absolute garbage didn’t make it to the end… 0/10

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Barbie, was surprisingly good, funny, a few innuendos but an overall positive message about women being able to achieve anything 8/10

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"GOTG3 I would rate it about an 7 after the first viewing, will of course be watching it again

D."

The one before that was ‘Grimsby’ a few years old and a bit shit but one scene was 10/10 as I couldn’t stop laughing

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Train to Busan.

Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.

I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.

There, that was quite simple.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Train to Busan.

Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.

I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.

There, that was quite simple."

A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10!

The Gray Man

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

8/10 The Professor

Purely by chance I stumbled across this film starring Johnny Depp. For a film only 5 years old, it's a step away from the eccentric characters he's been known for in recent times and shows a real depth to the lead actors skills. Although with the excess drinking and drug use, it did leave me wondering if he was character acting or going through a rough patch.

The film follows the story of a college professor diagnosed with cancer and the way in which he deals with it. With a slight feeling of Dead Poets Society, interspersed with humour, a lot more alcohol, swearing and a bit of fuckery as well.

A slightly dark but thought provoking and entertaining journey.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

The Flash. Pretty awesome and very funny. Lots of retro batman in it if you're of an older generation. Something for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10/10

classic flight of the navigator

God I remember that ....... those were the days when ( fill in later )"

When things were simpler

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

12 strong.

Americans starting out in a blaze of action packed heroic bullshit in Afghanistan. And we all know how well that ended.

Not a film but gripping nonetheless, I watched evacuation on channel 4 about the UK response to leaving Afghanistan. 10 out of 10 for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bull on Netflix

Great movie, very violent in places though. Put me off my Giant Wotsits a few times though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Flash. Pretty awesome and very funny. Lots of retro batman in it if you're of an older generation. Something for everyone. "

I saw this and sadly the only good part was seeing Michael Keaton, the best BATMAN imo, appear

beside that another DC letdown

However I am glad you enjoyed it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"The Bull on Netflix

Great movie, very violent in places though. Put me off my Giant Wotsits a few times though!

Do you wear gloves for wotsits or suck it off after ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thief"

1981 movie with James Caan. Michael Mann (Heat) first movie as director. Soundtrack by Tangerine Dream

8/10

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"10!

The Gray Man

I concur!

I’m not usually a fan of Ryan Gosling but he was great in this as was Chris Evans who made for quite the delightful villain

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The Flash. Pretty awesome and very funny. Lots of retro batman in it if you're of an older generation. Something for everyone.

I saw this and sadly the only good part was seeing Michael Keaton, the best BATMAN imo, appear

beside that another DC letdown

However I am glad you enjoyed it

Lots of explosions and simple wit, I'm a happy bunny

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Rye Lane. A really sweet rom-com (my weakness), set in South London, to warm your cold, dark heart. Highly recommended. 8/10.

(But this thread has reminded me I haven't watched a film in absolutely ages - will fix that this weekend)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Flash. Pretty awesome and very funny. Lots of retro batman in it if you're of an older generation. Something for everyone.

I saw this and sadly the only good part was seeing Michael Keaton, the best BATMAN imo, appear

beside that another DC letdown

However I am glad you enjoyed it

Lots of explosions and simple wit, I'm a happy bunny

Fair play

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Train to Busan.

Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.

I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.

There, that was quite simple.

A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman)

Oh Cargo! Yes, I was really unsure about it but I absolutely loved it. I cry far too easily at films so I'm probably not going to base my assessment of how good a film is at how many tears are shed - I cried rewatching Pride and Prejudice recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Train to Busan.

Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.

I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.

There, that was quite simple.

A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman)

I’m going to find and watch Train to Busan

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Train to Busan.

Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.

I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.

There, that was quite simple.

A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman)

If you like cargo watch the short film on YouTube that its based on

My last film...zom 100

About a guy during a zombie apocalypse who decides to do a list of things to do...zombie shark is just the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Bull on Netflix

Great movie, very violent in places though. Put me off my Giant Wotsits a few times though!

Do you wear gloves for wotsits or suck it off after ?"

What's wrong with soap and water?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Train to Busan.

Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.

I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.

There, that was quite simple."

This is a fantastic film and I would give it an eight…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking for reviews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brotherhood 10/10

One of my favourite war films.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Latest I watched was guardians 3 and it was ok but not the best 7/10…..

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Finally got round to watching Split, definitely give it an 8/10

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I watched Chevalier, which is a biopic about Joseph Bologne, Chevalier de Saint George, a composer who was a contemporary of Mozart and one of the earliest black composers of note.

I'd give it 6/10.

I think it's great that films about things like this can be made and was looking forward to seeing it, but I was a bit disappointed. It starts off with Mozart giving a concert and Chevalier challenging him to a violin-playing duel. Clearly this just wouldn't happen, and in the ensuing duel, Chevalier plays various blues clicks, which is just a bit silly.

Then it goes back to Chevalier's early life and follows him through to success and becoming acquainted with queen Marie Antoinette. I felt that there were some costume-drama clichés in there and tried a bit too much to be a Jane Austin film. It could have done with a better script.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Train to Busan.

Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.

I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.

There, that was quite simple.

A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman)

If you like cargo watch the short film on YouTube that its based on

My last film...zom 100

About a guy during a zombie apocalypse who decides to do a list of things to do...zombie shark is just the best"

It was great fun for sure.

Zombie shark spontaneously growing legs (some of which bizarrely, sported diving flippers!) was quite a surprise

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Train to Busan.

there is a 2 to that

Haunted mansion a full disapointment rip off of other films

the wave the second one is

the quake

are worth a watch

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

The Banshees of Inisherin - had this recommended by quite a few people many of whom raved how much they loved it. Honest review? I found it dull. Great actors and beautiful scenery and, yes, of course I "got" all the analogy with the Civil War and all that. But sadly it just didn't hold my attention.

But hey that's just me, am sure it has its fans on here and that's great.

I'll rate it 5/10

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Schindlers List. Definitely a 10.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Nope.

10/10, enjoyed it way more than I thought I would.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Train to Busan.

there is a 2 to that

Haunted mansion a full disapointment rip off of other films

the wave the second one is

the quake

are worth a watch"

Ah I watched the second one and didn't enjoy it as much. I know the original is currently being remade by Hollywood and part of me wants to watch it when it comes out, another doesn't want to see it ruined. It's a dilemma.

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By *heerFlirtMan
over a year ago

Quite near Bath usually

RRR

A real surprise... 9/10

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Mission Impossible 2 - Not bad, nothing outstanding a solid 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TLDR

I watched Casablanca last week and I’d give it an 8.5. One of my top 10 films

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Bull on Netflix...

Totally brutal but the twist explains why and one of the best films I've seen all year ..

9 out of Ten

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By *loydyMan
over a year ago

British

Rita sue and Bob to 10 out of 10

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bull on Netflix...

Totally brutal but the twist explains why and one of the best films I've seen all year ..

9 out of Ten

Talking of twists; I watched the film, Allelujah over the weekend.

There’s a massive twist at the end that completely caught me off guard.

I’ll give the film a solid 8.

It’s also a bit of a tear jerker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also Bull. I'd have given it 6/10 purely based on the fact I finished it. The end reduces it to a 3/10

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"Train to Busan.

Look, I'm not going to give an impartial view because I've rewatched it quite a few times now.

I adore it. 9/10. If you've not watched it, you really should.

There, that was quite simple.

A superb film indeed and I think one of only two zombie films to ever bring a tear to my eye (the other being Cargo starring Martin Freeman)

If you like cargo watch the short film on YouTube that its based on

My last film...zom 100

About a guy during a zombie apocalypse who decides to do a list of things to do...zombie shark is just the best

It was great fun for sure.

Zombie shark spontaneously growing legs (some of which bizarrely, sported diving flippers!) was quite a surprise

The shark ate the divers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good folks - I wish to evoke the inner film critic in you all

Simply state what the last film you watched was and give it your own rating out of ten.

You can even write a little review if you like.

I’ll get the old metaphorical ball a’rolling: I saw, Bull on Netflix.

I’ll give it a five based purely upon some of the performances (which were admittedly decent) and gore scenes though as I’m feeling generous.

Over to you

Barbie - 10/10 from both. Thoroughly enjoyed it was fun, had a great message and was just nostalgic.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Hidden Strike on Netflix.

Turned off after 20mins.

Total pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rita sue and Bob to 10 out of 10"

I thought it were great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Schindler's List: incredibly powerful & moving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbie

5/10

Positives:

Quirky concept,

Great lead characters

Enthusiastic and uplifting singing and dancing.

Amusing satire delivered well.

Negatives:

Jumbled message about the patriarchy presented in a clunky way.

A bit preachy

Flawed logic I'm the storyline cinnecting barbie world and the real world.

The whole barbie concept is at odds with current gender ideas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Train to Busan.

there is a 2 to that

Haunted mansion a full disapointment rip off of other films

the wave the second one is

the quake

are worth a watch

Just watched train to Busan

got no nails left but good film 9/10

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

The Last Sentinel (not the Katee Sackhoff one).

A decent idea, but unfortunately incredibly dull. 2/10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soild 8 out off 10 the new transformers

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

last Man on Earth starring Vincent Price. Great stuff but should have been a longer film. 8/10. It's on youtube.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Soild 8 out off 10 the new transformers "

I'd agree with that

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"indiana jones latest one.rubbish very disappointing

I thought it was alright. It's never going to be a film that challenges the mind, just an hour and a half of harmless entertainment. Enjoyable enough for what it is, but probably not one I'd choose to watch again when it comes on TV. 7/10.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"last Man on Earth starring Vincent Price. Great stuff but should have been a longer film. 8/10. It's on youtube."

AHH the original version of I am legend I believe.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I watched The Meg because my son wants me to take him to see The Meg 2. Jesus what a crock of horseshit, made worse by Jason Statham no knowing if he's got an American, English, Australian or South African accent. And I need to sit through the next 2 hour instalment of this tripe in 3d and 4dx with my seat rattling and water being sprayed at me? The horror.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"I watched The Meg because my son wants me to take him to see The Meg 2. Jesus what a crock of horseshit, made worse by Jason Statham no knowing if he's got an American, English, Australian or South African accent. And I need to sit through the next 2 hour instalment of this tripe in 3d and 4dx with my seat rattling and water being sprayed at me? The horror. "

Love it!!! Don't get me wrong, not the film, no way the film!

But your description is perfect

I was forced to endure it with my father and a reason to get him out the house etc but wish I'd left him at home and pulled a sicky myself.

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Wild child 2/10

1 for the idea about an American girl going to a British boarding school so of course she would have to learn their mentalities personalities and characters which is a good idea for a story or film

2 The only time I laughed is when she pretended to be an adult with a few of her classmates on a school trip. They tried to buy bottles of wine out of a shop

I was bored throughout the movie other than that scene. I wouldn't recommend it

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

"Train to Busan.

there is a 2 to that

They will ruin what was a damn good film it was spot on where it was filmed.

To me it uped the anty of the film land of the dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10/10

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