FabSwingers.com forum: Dreams that seriously weird you out

By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I had a dream that I awoke one morning, to find my testicles replaced by an enormous, swollen, ripe avocado.

In my dream, I told myself will be fine it’s just over use, and in a couple of days it will go back to the normal size and colour . In my dream I even considered, googling it to reassure myself, but then realised that would be a bad idea as everything on Dr Google is incurable cancer and I didn’t want that.

What a relief when I woke up.

What is the weirdest dream you had?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I had one years back where I was running away from someone, I ended up at a gated campsite with police on the gates with their cock hanging out of their trousers while swinging battons around, ran into a building and hid in the toilet, there was a woman all in white sat on the toilet banging her teeth together they was black and breaking as she slammed them together.

I was woken by the ex telling me I'd been slamming my teeth together, it freaked me out for months.

Mrs

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I had one years back where I was running away from someone, I ended up at a gated campsite with police on the gates with their cock hanging out of their trousers while swinging battons around, ran into a building and hid in the toilet, there was a woman all in white sat on the toilet banging her teeth together they was black and breaking as she slammed them together.

I was woken by the ex telling me I'd been slamming my teeth together, it freaked me out for months.

Mrs"

Wow that’s a very interesting one. Running away, hiding and teeth / crumbling teeth are all very common symbols in dreams. I used to get the teeth one when I was in the wrong career and couldn’t see a way out !

I just researched my avocado testicles dream and it’s actually very positive!

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over a year ago

I once had a dream that I was in the video for Russ Abbot's Atmosphere but I couldn't get near him due to the sheer number of balloons on the dancefloor.

I think it represented my long held fear that I would never be as big as Russ Abbot.

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By *rHotNotts OP Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I once had a dream that I was in the video for Russ Abbot's Atmosphere but I couldn't get near him due to the sheer number of balloons on the dancefloor.

I think it represented my long held fear that I would never be as big as Russ Abbot."

I’d look at it more positively. Russ Abbot is living as a recluse 'because his shows no longer air', (claims pal Les Dennis). Even Dave & Gold dropped his shows because even really old people dislike him now.

Maybe the dream was an omen , a sign from the future , to try & prevent you from pursuing that style of comedy or music as it was doomed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a dream that I was in the video for Russ Abbot's Atmosphere but I couldn't get near him due to the sheer number of balloons on the dancefloor.

I think it represented my long held fear that I would never be as big as Russ Abbot.

Maybe the dream was an omen , a sign from the future , to try & prevent you from pursuing that style of comedy or music as it was doomed ? "

Maybe. Or maybe it was a dream about unattainable goals.

No one can be as big as Russ was. It just can't be done.

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