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"Book Paper Tv guide All the naughty snacks and drinks you can pack. Mine would be wine " I never drink alone but perhaps I should. | |||
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"Give me a pencil and a notebook and I'm happy as Larry. " | |||
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"There seems to be a theme of reading, eating and walking coming through. Maybe I should see if I can sketch again. For my time alone I need a cook to accompany me." whats your pleasure..? | |||
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"There seems to be a theme of reading, eating and walking coming through. Maybe I should see if I can sketch again. For my time alone I need a cook to accompany me." yes, sketch, recommend charcoal for this time of year. Take the opportunity to cook some lovely broths and soups, they are so easy and delish. | |||
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"There seems to be a theme of reading, eating and walking coming through. Maybe I should see if I can sketch again. For my time alone I need a cook to accompany me. yes, sketch, recommend charcoal for this time of year. Take the opportunity to cook some lovely broths and soups, they are so easy and delish." Awwwwww now I wanna come - I am all exited. | |||
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"There seems to be a theme of reading, eating and walking coming through. Maybe I should see if I can sketch again. For my time alone I need a cook to accompany me." Yeah but perhaps we only enjoy reading, because being alone and writing were made for one another…….!. | |||
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"Book Paper Tv guide All the naughty snacks and drinks you can pack. Mine would be wine I never drink alone but perhaps I should." no dont its not good find a pub | |||
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"walking by the sea is a fantastic escape - if you can find a sheltered spot and just sit and let life fuck off for a few hours - better than any medicine xxxx wish i could " | |||
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"There seems to be a theme of reading, eating and walking coming through. Maybe I should see if I can sketch again. For my time alone I need a cook to accompany me. yes, sketch, recommend charcoal for this time of year. Take the opportunity to cook some lovely broths and soups, they are so easy and delish. Awwwwww now I wanna come - I am all exited. " I forgot the "do" in the title and you have forgotten a "c" - unless you meant you want to exit. Come along, it's a big house. It sleeps 8, easily, so a little wasted on just me. | |||
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"There seems to be a theme of reading, eating and walking coming through. Maybe I should see if I can sketch again. For my time alone I need a cook to accompany me." i can cook | |||
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"I'd take a musical instrument. I rarely venture far from home without a guitar or a mandolin but maybe a tin whistle or a recorder might be a better starter instrument if you don't already play." I don't play anything but I sing. I could borrow one of the ukuleles and give that a go. | |||
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"I've decided to run away for a few days. I will have a big house and the sea. The current weather is a little blowy but I will be doing some walking. I've only just made the decision so what should I do for the next few days and what should I pack to keep myself amused. There is no internet access at the house." Invite some fab friends along and have a big orgy . Clothes off at the door or just play wear. | |||
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"I'd take a musical instrument. I rarely venture far from home without a guitar or a mandolin but maybe a tin whistle or a recorder might be a better starter instrument if you don't already play. I don't play anything but I sing. I could borrow one of the ukuleles and give that a go." Are you any good playing the organ | |||
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"Your Magic Wand and if it's really magic you can also use it to conjure up some food..." Ssshhh, don't tell anyone but I don't own any toys. | |||
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"Take a dump with the door open " That's just rude! | |||
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"There seems to be a theme of reading, eating and walking coming through. Maybe I should see if I can sketch again. For my time alone I need a cook to accompany me. yes, sketch, recommend charcoal for this time of year. Take the opportunity to cook some lovely broths and soups, they are so easy and delish. Awwwwww now I wanna come - I am all exited. I forgot the "do" in the title and you have forgotten a "c" - unless you meant you want to exit. Come along, it's a big house. It sleeps 8, easily, so a little wasted on just me." ooooo tempting offer, cannot pm you as couple. | |||
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"There seems to be a theme of reading, eating and walking coming through. Maybe I should see if I can sketch again. For my time alone I need a cook to accompany me. whats your pleasure..?" I love seafood but I'd need to persuade the Jurassic to deliver to get the best. | |||
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"I'd take a musical instrument. I rarely venture far from home without a guitar or a mandolin but maybe a tin whistle or a recorder might be a better starter instrument if you don't already play." ooo do yee? how very "Little Britain" | |||
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"Take a good book, some lovely warm clothes and good walking shoes, some comfort food, maybe a camera to take nice scenic pics of the sea!! As the house sleeps 8 maybe have a party one evening and invite us " It's a bit of a long way for an evening. Walking along the Cobb, if allowed in the high winds, will be thrilling. I like a bit of weather by the sea. | |||
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"Take a good book, some lovely warm clothes and good walking shoes, some comfort food, maybe a camera to take nice scenic pics of the sea!! As the house sleeps 8 maybe have a party one evening and invite us It's a bit of a long way for an evening. Walking along the Cobb, if allowed in the high winds, will be thrilling. I like a bit of weather by the sea." We have high winds here at the moment, it's ok looking out to sea from behind a window and watching the waves crashing onto the shore, but it's not so nice walking out in it!!! | |||
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"Take a good book, some lovely warm clothes and good walking shoes, some comfort food, maybe a camera to take nice scenic pics of the sea!! As the house sleeps 8 maybe have a party one evening and invite us It's a bit of a long way for an evening. Walking along the Cobb, if allowed in the high winds, will be thrilling. I like a bit of weather by the sea. We have high winds here at the moment, it's ok looking out to sea from behind a window and watching the waves crashing onto the shore, but it's not so nice walking out in it!!! " I may just lay in bed with the curtains open and watch the trees swaying then. | |||
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"Take a good book, some lovely warm clothes and good walking shoes, some comfort food, maybe a camera to take nice scenic pics of the sea!! As the house sleeps 8 maybe have a party one evening and invite us It's a bit of a long way for an evening. Walking along the Cobb, if allowed in the high winds, will be thrilling. I like a bit of weather by the sea. We have high winds here at the moment, it's ok looking out to sea from behind a window and watching the waves crashing onto the shore, but it's not so nice walking out in it!!! I may just lay in bed with the curtains open and watch the trees swaying then." make sure the window curtains are closed then | |||
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"Take a dump with the door open That's just rude! " Rude? Na. It's liberating. | |||
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"Be nice if your place by the sea had a Chamomile Lawn..." I'm not sure it's Chamomile Lawn weather. The house doesn't overlook the sea but does have a river running along the side. | |||
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"I may just lay in bed with the curtains open and watch the trees swaying then. make sure the window curtains are closed then" ? How will I see the trees if the curtains are closed? | |||
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"Take a dump with the door open That's just rude! Rude? Na. It's liberating. " I live on my own - I could do that now. | |||
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"You can have my singstar on the ps3 and sing away to your hearts content xxx" I'm old and you are speaking foreign... singstar, ps3? Other people have to put things on my iPod for me. | |||
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"Take a dump with the door open That's just rude! Rude? Na. It's liberating. I live on my own - I could do that now." I do too and I can see my tv too so I don't miss anything | |||
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"I may just lay in bed with the curtains open and watch the trees swaying then. make sure the window curtains are closed then ? How will I see the trees if the curtains are closed?" My apologies. We have our curtains and branches confuddled | |||
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"Take a dump with the door open That's just rude! Rude? Na. It's liberating. I live on my own - I could do that now. I do too and I can see my tv too so I don't miss anything " That's not a good image. I can't even think of a hotel I have stayed in that would enable me to see the television from the toilet. | |||
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"Take a dump with the door open That's just rude! Rude? Na. It's liberating. I live on my own - I could do that now. I do too and I can see my tv too so I don't miss anything That's not a good image. I can't even think of a hotel I have stayed in that would enable me to see the television from the toilet." The way my flat's laid out I can. The toilet was added after it was converted from a shop. Had to explain | |||
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"a siren voice to lure men to your den to meet their fate - all good of course Take candles, warmblanket and firewood - for the early hours A bottle of something even you are not going to drink - your playmates might and count on serendipity " Serendipity, eh? I can't lay a fire, I usually just feed them. | |||
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"Take a dump with the door open That's just rude! Rude? Na. It's liberating. I live on my own - I could do that now. I do too and I can see my tv too so I don't miss anything That's not a good image. I can't even think of a hotel I have stayed in that would enable me to see the television from the toilet." I stayed in a hotel in the US once that had a TV ..in the shower!!! | |||
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"I may just lay in bed with the curtains open and watch the trees swaying then. make sure the window curtains are closed then ? How will I see the trees if the curtains are closed? My apologies. We have our curtains and branches confuddled" Now that I understand this you are a very naughty man. | |||
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"Take a dump with the door open That's just rude! Rude? Na. It's liberating. I live on my own - I could do that now. I do too and I can see my tv too so I don't miss anything That's not a good image. I can't even think of a hotel I have stayed in that would enable me to see the television from the toilet. I stayed in a hotel in the US once that had a TV ..in the shower!!!" I don't see the point of that, everything will look as though it is raining. | |||
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"Take a dump with the door open That's just rude! Rude? Na. It's liberating. I live on my own - I could do that now. I do too and I can see my tv too so I don't miss anything That's not a good image. I can't even think of a hotel I have stayed in that would enable me to see the television from the toilet. I stayed in a hotel in the US once that had a TV ..in the shower!!!" What? That's weird. Could you watch porn on it? | |||
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"Take a dump with the door open That's just rude! Rude? Na. It's liberating. I live on my own - I could do that now. I do too and I can see my tv too so I don't miss anything That's not a good image. I can't even think of a hotel I have stayed in that would enable me to see the television from the toilet. I stayed in a hotel in the US once that had a TV ..in the shower!!! What? That's weird. Could you watch porn on it? " Yes. It was in Las Vegas!!!! | |||
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"Take a dump with the door open That's just rude! Rude? Na. It's liberating. I live on my own - I could do that now. I do too and I can see my tv too so I don't miss anything That's not a good image. I can't even think of a hotel I have stayed in that would enable me to see the television from the toilet. I stayed in a hotel in the US once that had a TV ..in the shower!!! What? That's weird. Could you watch porn on it? Yes. It was in Las Vegas!!!!" Was it touchscreen so you could order hookers and ? | |||
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"Go n wash the cormorants on chesil beach...... Go in to the red lion in swanage and drink cider from their cellar...go to the square n compasses in worth matravers... Pasty n a pint...in a pub like no other Just a few things to do... " Chesil Beach and helping with the guillemots sounds worthy but I don't think I'm qualified to help. The cider only works if I have a driver. Now I need a chef and driver. | |||
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"I could come and keep you amused with some stories - would save you reading and you would laugh a lot " Would I trust you to drive, cook and lay the fire or would it just be amusing stories? | |||
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"I could come and keep you amused with some stories - would save you reading and you would laugh a lot Would I trust you to drive, cook and lay the fire or would it just be amusing stories?" can do all of that ............ | |||
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"Do you need anyone to sit in the back looking pretty?" Can you pass snacks as I drive? | |||
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"strumming " My pain with his fingers? | |||
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"strumming My pain with his fingers? " singing my life with his words | |||
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"strumming My pain with his fingers? singing my life with his words " Killing me softly with his... | |||
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"A vast improvement on "Soft Kitty" ... " Little ball of fur? | |||
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"strumming My pain with his fingers? singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his..." words, killing me softly ...... | |||
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"A vast improvement on "Soft Kitty" ... Little ball of fur?" to be honest, I had never heard of that one ............. it went whooooosh over my head | |||
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"A vast improvement on "Soft Kitty" ... Little ball of fur? to be honest, I had never heard of that one ............. it went whooooosh over my head " OMG woman... you have not lived if you have not seen Big Bang ... I d say one of the best things in comedy that's come over from the US | |||
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"A vast improvement on "Soft Kitty" ... Little ball of fur?" I feel a moral responsibility to introduce Minxie to the soft balls of fur...don't you? | |||
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"Do you need anyone to sit in the back looking pretty? Can you pass snacks as I drive?" If I can bring my snack basket | |||
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"A vast improvement on "Soft Kitty" ... Little ball of fur?I feel a moral responsibility to introduce Minxie to the soft balls of fur...don't you?" Absolutely! She may never stop singing it but we know if someone needs Soft Kitty sung to them she will be there. | |||
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"Do you need anyone to sit in the back looking pretty? Can you pass snacks as I drive? If I can bring my snack basket " What's in the basket? I've got Waitrose hazelnut and chocolate biscuits, sweet and salty pop corn, blueberries and clementines. | |||
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"A vast improvement on "Soft Kitty" ... Little ball of fur?I feel a moral responsibility to introduce Minxie to the soft balls of fur...don't you? Absolutely! She may never stop singing it but we know if someone needs Soft Kitty sung to them she will be there." nah dont wanna sing that one ......... someone actually got sung something yesterday ............. I have soooo beeen wanting to do it for ages and ages and got him lol (the singing I mean lol) !!! | |||
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"Collect interesting things on your walks and create arty-farty stuff with it in the evenings like collages on your sketched pieces " I've got one of those up already. That may have been the last piece I made before my arty-farty mojo went for a walk. | |||
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"A vast improvement on "Soft Kitty" ... Little ball of fur? to be honest, I had never heard of that one ............. it went whooooosh over my head OMG woman... you have not lived if you have not seen Big Bang ... I d say one of the best things in comedy that's come over from the US " someone else tried to get me to watch this ................ it didnt work | |||
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"take binoculars " That's a good idea. Now I have to steal the binoculars without the children noticing. | |||
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"Do you need anyone to sit in the back looking pretty? Can you pass snacks as I drive? If I can bring my snack basket What's in the basket? I've got Waitrose hazelnut and chocolate biscuits, sweet and salty pop corn, blueberries and clementines." Cookies, Pringles, toblerone and cadburys choc biscuits. | |||
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"Do you need anyone to sit in the back looking pretty? Can you pass snacks as I drive? If I can bring my snack basket What's in the basket? I've got Waitrose hazelnut and chocolate biscuits, sweet and salty pop corn, blueberries and clementines. Cookies, Pringles, toblerone and cadburys choc biscuits. " Ok, you're in. | |||
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"Do you need anyone to sit in the back looking pretty? Can you pass snacks as I drive? If I can bring my snack basket What's in the basket? I've got Waitrose hazelnut and chocolate biscuits, sweet and salty pop corn, blueberries and clementines. Cookies, Pringles, toblerone and cadburys choc biscuits. Ok, you're in." Cool. I'll hunt my bucket and spade out | |||
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"I've decided to run away for a few days. I will have a big house and the sea. The current weather is a little blowy but I will be doing some walking. I've only just made the decision so what should I do for the next few days and what should I pack to keep myself amused. There is no internet access at the house." Watch all the Harry Potter films. | |||
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"............ I've only just made the decision so what should I do for the next few days and what should I pack to keep myself amused. There is no internet access at the house. Watch all the Harry Potter films. " Isn't it supposed to be an enjoyable few days?????? | |||
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"............ I've only just made the decision so what should I do for the next few days and what should I pack to keep myself amused. There is no internet access at the house. Watch all the Harry Potter films. Isn't it supposed to be an enjoyable few days??????" Enjoyment would be a bonus. I'm just running away really. | |||
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"A book, a flask for your home made soup, a sketch pad, and a writing pad to send letters, not e-mails. A journal to write your days in then you can relive them when you read it through again. " It sounds very Beatrix Potter. | |||
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"A book, a flask for your home made soup, a sketch pad, and a writing pad to send letters, not e-mails. A journal to write your days in then you can relive them when you read it through again. It sounds very Beatrix Potter." ...... or you could write that x-rated novel you know you have in you. | |||
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"A book, a flask for your home made soup, a sketch pad, and a writing pad to send letters, not e-mails. A journal to write your days in then you can relive them when you read it through again. It sounds very Beatrix Potter. ...... or you could write that x-rated novel you know you have in you. " How do I get it out? | |||
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"A book, a flask for your home made soup, a sketch pad, and a writing pad to send letters, not e-mails. A journal to write your days in then you can relive them when you read it through again. It sounds very Beatrix Potter. ...... or you could write that x-rated novel you know you have in you. How do I get it out? " .... with a pencil. | |||
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"Don't forget to pack the camera Lucy suggested. Just in case you get a meet with the yokels, I mean locals. " What would I do with the camera? Is it to make them think I have stolen their souls? | |||
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"Don't forget to pack the camera Lucy suggested. Just in case you get a meet with the yokels, I mean locals. What would I do with the camera? Is it to make them think I have stolen their souls?" You don't steal them, just abuse them a little for a few hours. | |||
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"A bucket and spade to collect beach treasure in. Got to have a momento! You never know what you may find " If I find any ambergris I will be very happy. | |||
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