FabSwingers.com forum: Ask a random question

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. How can an omelette be vegan

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

"1. How can an omelette be vegan

2 how many dry ryvita can be eaten before needing a drink

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By *wolf91Man
over a year ago

Rowley

Now that's one that's rattling around in my head now hahaha...

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

How can it be stairs inside and steps outside?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

What date will Starbucks start selling PSLs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. How can an omelette be vegan

Some would argue they can still be vegetarian as the egg remains unfertilised and will therefore never become a chick.

How can I maintain a lean physique while also getting absolutely wham?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't nice girls like me?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

If you become wham, what does that mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you become wham, what does that mean? "

More a refresher or MWAM BAM

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

When my teacher told me my essay was outstanding, did he mean it was really good or that he hadn't received it?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

If you had an apple and orange and

Piece of string

What would you do with it.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Why do people ask random questions?

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"When my teacher told me my essay was outstanding, did he mean it was really good or that he hadn't received it? "

Depends if outstanding was one word or two

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why do people ask random questions?

Because it say that at the top of thread

What did the elephant say to the tortoise.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Why do people ask random questions?

Because it say that at the top of thread

What did the elephant say to the tortoise."

That’s not random…. It’s a constructed sentence to engage in humour……

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Why do people ask random questions?

Because it say that at the top of thread

What did the elephant say to the tortoise.

That’s not random…. It’s a constructed sentence to engage in humour……"

Besides elephants can’t talk…

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Why do people ask random questions?

Because it say that at the top of thread

What did the elephant say to the tortoise.

That’s not random…. It’s a constructed sentence to engage in humour……

Besides elephants can’t talk…

I want to know what the elephant said to the tortoise?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my teacher told me my essay was outstanding, did he mean it was really good or that he hadn't received it?

Depends if outstanding was one word or two"

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why do people ask random questions?

Because it say that at the top of thread

What did the elephant say to the tortoise.

That’s not random…. It’s a constructed sentence to engage in humour……

Besides elephants can’t talk…

Hang on it was a Radom thought turn into question . no humor intended and I think you'll find they can talk we just don't understand it

Arnt the rest of the input constructed for humour

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Why do people ask random questions?

Because it say that at the top of thread

What did the elephant say to the tortoise.

That’s not random…. It’s a constructed sentence to engage in humour……

Besides elephants can’t talk…

I want to know what the elephant said to the tortoise?!"

I do as well but didn’t want to be the one to ask

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Where did the Saturday in the biscuit tin ?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Where did the Saturday in the biscuit tin ?"

Now that’s random….

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why do people ask random questions?

Because it say that at the top of thread

What did the elephant say to the tortoise.

That’s not random…. It’s a constructed sentence to engage in humour……

Besides elephants can’t talk…

I want to know what the elephant said to the tortoise?!

I do as well but didn’t want to be the one to ask

Your going to hate this

It was a Radom question there no answer just the question .I didn't think anything beyond the question

Its not from a joke .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Why do people ask random questions?

Because it say that at the top of thread

What did the elephant say to the tortoise.

That’s not random…. It’s a constructed sentence to engage in humour……

Besides elephants can’t talk…

I want to know what the elephant said to the tortoise?!

I do as well but didn’t want to be the one to ask

The elephant asked, Will you forgive me ?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Why do people ask random questions?

Because it say that at the top of thread

What did the elephant say to the tortoise.

That’s not random…. It’s a constructed sentence to engage in humour……

Besides elephants can’t talk…

I want to know what the elephant said to the tortoise?!

I do as well but didn’t want to be the one to ask

Your going to hate this

It was a Radom question there no answer just the question .I didn't think anything beyond the question

It’s not from a joke ."

Really…. That’s just cruel…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a mouth but do not speak, I have a bed but never sleep. What am I?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"I have a mouth but do not speak, I have a bed but never sleep. What am I?"

River…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a mouth but do not speak, I have a bed but never sleep. What am I?

River….."

Nicholas Lyndhurst

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"I have a mouth but do not speak, I have a bed but never sleep. What am I?

River…..

Nicholas Lyndhurst "

That was my next guess….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a mouth but do not speak, I have a bed but never sleep. What am I?

River…..

Nicholas Lyndhurst

That was my next guess…."

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

If olive oil is made from olives, sunflower oil from sunflowers, coconut oil from coconuts, what's baby oil made from?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

I want to know what the elephant said to the tortoise?!"

Oh, fuck...sorry mate. I thought you were a roller skate...

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I have a mouth but do not speak, I have a bed but never sleep. What am I?"

So easy a river

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can’t be vegan? Am I missing the point?

How can letters have spellings?

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By *cotty_01ukMan
over a year ago

birmingham

What if God appeared on Twitter

And said 'It's pronounced Jod'

Then went offline

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By *b69100Man
over a year ago

koh phangan

How come bananas don't grow on trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if God appeared on Twitter

And said 'It's pronounced Jod'

Then went offline

Realise that Jod was a complete scam all along and that millions of people died and killed each other for this retard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do people ask random questions?

Because it say that at the top of thread

What did the elephant say to the tortoise.

That’s not random…. It’s a constructed sentence to engage in humour……

Besides elephants can’t talk…

I want to know what the elephant said to the tortoise?!

I do as well but didn’t want to be the one to ask

The elephant asked, Will you forgive me ?

Why do elephants have long memories x

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By *ez669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to his work in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a mouth but do not speak, I have a bed but never sleep. What am I?

River…..

Nicholas Lyndhurst

That was my next guess…."

You plonker x

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Why am I awake at 5 again I didn't go to sleep while 2

You may say this is not a random question.

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