Phone sex. Really? Really!?!?

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Got a message today from someone who wanted to have phone sex.

Look, I may be kinky, but you're not having sex with my phone.

Apart from how expensive phones are now, the whole thing is just SO unhygienic.

There's the line, and I'm not crossing it, you pervert.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

The thing is they are so expensive they should be having sex with us! At least double up as some sort of fancy sex toy.

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"The thing is they are so expensive they should be having sex with us! At least double up as some sort of fancy sex toy. "

That's a good point. This time next year you could be a millionaire.

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