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By *ohntall123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Enemy fire incoming. Tin hat time

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By *ohntall123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

???????? I know right lol if you don’t ask though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something something single males.

Something numbers game.

Yadda yadda clubs. Blah blah profile blah blah shop window.

___________________________

That should summarise the majority if replies x

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By *ohntall123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Oh ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You haven’t asked for profile advice so can’t give

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

What ate you doing to try to connect with people OP?

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

What's with the picture?!

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Have you tried being dashingly handsome, swooningly debonair and a general all round catch?

#worksForMe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake, cake will solve everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried being dashingly handsome, swooningly debonair and a general all round catch?

#worksForMe"

If not, killer heels, lippy and some sass.

#WorksForMe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numbers game. Gotta stand out from the crowd dude! Good profile. Good messages. Get to a local social. Go to a club and talk to people. Same answer every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol "

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus you get a chance to change you age once so you must of changed it. do you not know how old you are.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Have you tried being dashingly handsome, swooningly debonair and a general all round catch?

#worksForMe

If not, killer heels, lippy and some sass.

#WorksForMe"

We got it covered Jennie

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

You need to 'perhaps' improve your profile. However I'm not allowed to give you profile advice because you haven't specifically asked...

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm just not seeing enough BALLS

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By *ohntall123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

I’m 53 but it’s not letting me change it , wish I’d never asked lol

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By *ohntall123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Ok I’m asking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m 53 but it’s not letting me change it , wish I’d never asked lol "

That’s a big difference. How did you get it so wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Numbers game. Gotta stand out from the crowd dude! Good profile. Good messages. Get to a local social. Go to a club and talk to people. Same answer every time "

See?

Told ya!

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

The age difference would make me wonder op ,you state you're 53 but down as 38.That would seem like you've already changed your age ,if It can't be changed again.

Miss

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I’m 53 but it’s not letting me change it , wish I’d never asked lol

That’s a big difference. How did you get it so wrong?"

Bet it is not as big a difference as a few people on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried being dashingly handsome, swooningly debonair and a general all round catch?

#worksForMe

If not, killer heels, lippy and some sass.

#WorksForMe

We got it covered Jennie "

*fistbump*

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By *oom_88Man
over a year ago

Grays


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums."

Loved this answer!lol

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By *ohntall123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m 53 but it’s not letting me change it , wish I’d never asked lol

That’s a big difference. How did you get it so wrong?

Bet it is not as big a difference as a few people on here."

Probably not but it’s not like that could be a mistake.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Numbers game. Gotta stand out from the crowd dude! Good profile. Good messages. Get to a local social. Go to a club and talk to people. Same answer every time "

These socials are a myth….the closest to me was Bristol and didn’t allow single males….and the clubs are expensive £45 I think the last time I checked….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums."

We fuck…?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too "

OP.

If you use the 'reply and quote' button, its easier to see eho you are replying to x

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"I’m 53 but it’s not letting me change it , wish I’d never asked lol

That’s a big difference. How did you get it so wrong?

Bet it is not as big a difference as a few people on here.

Probably not but it’s not like that could be a mistake."

I think the mistake is admitting it. Sorry OP, credit to you for honesty. I think that someone should give you a meet for that alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Numbers game. Gotta stand out from the crowd dude! Good profile. Good messages. Get to a local social. Go to a club and talk to people. Same answer every time

These socials are a myth….the closest to me was Bristol and didn’t allow single males….and the clubs are expensive £45 I think the last time I checked…."

Clubs up north are around £30 and bring your own booze. It’s much cheaper than a normal night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums.

We fuck…? "

We don’t. We just talk a good game.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Because it’s a swingers site mate, swingers are not nymphomaniacs like popular belief. You’ve had your profile 3 months, be patient.

Another alternative is visit a swingers club.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Well... You can't seem to get your age right for a start. That will automatically rule you out from people searching for your age group...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums.

We fuck…?

We don’t. We just talk a good game."

Some of us suffer from premature conversation

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Simple, become a single female and open your inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Simple, become a single female and open your inbox "

Thats quite a significant operation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums.

We fuck…?

We don’t. We just talk a good game."

We have had a few great meets from off of here to be fair.

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums.

We fuck…?

We don’t. We just talk a good game.

Some of us suffer from premature conversation"

Verbal ejaculation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums.

We fuck…?

We don’t. We just talk a good game.

Some of us suffer from premature conversation"

My wife suffers from that. She opens her mouth and it all just blurts out.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums.

We fuck…?

We don’t. We just talk a good game.

Some of us suffer from premature conversation

My wife suffers from that. She opens her mouth and it all just blurts out."

She and me would get on.

Oh we are talking? Still yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums.

We fuck…?

We don’t. We just talk a good game.

We have had a few great meets from off of here to be fair. "

I’m joking. I realise this doesn’t come across well in text. We have had the sex… once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums.

We fuck…?

We don’t. We just talk a good game.

Some of us suffer from premature conversation

My wife suffers from that. She opens her mouth and it all just blurts out.

She and me would get on.

Oh we are talking? Still yes."

I actually think you would. She go through 30 subjects in half an hour too

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By *ohntall123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Yes I’m getting that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it so hard to link up on this site what am I doing wrong lol help , ready for the Insults lol

It’s all a con to get the £5 off people. None of us fuck we just talk shit on the forums.

We fuck…?

We don’t. We just talk a good game.

Some of us suffer from premature conversation

My wife suffers from that. She opens her mouth and it all just blurts out.

She and me would get on.

Oh we are talking? Still yes.

I actually think you would. She go through 30 subjects in half an hour too "

She goes through**

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"Something something single males.

Something numbers game.

Yadda yadda clubs. Blah blah profile blah blah shop window.

___________________________

That should summarise the majority if replies x"

I get the rest, but can't figure out what "shop window" means? Is it code for improve your profile? Haha, some of the phrases are so domain-specific here.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Please keep replies to the forum

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By *ohntall123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Well this could of gone much worse so thank you fabbers lol

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Please keep replies to the forum"

Mimi has just found out what the block button is for

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By *ohntall123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something something single males.

Something numbers game.

Yadda yadda clubs. Blah blah profile blah blah shop window.

___________________________

That should summarise the majority if replies x

I get the rest, but can't figure out what "shop window" means? Is it code for improve your profile? Haha, some of the phrases are so domain-specific here."

Your profile is your shop window

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By *ohntall123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

At least people have interacted with me lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Something something single males.

Something numbers game.

Yadda yadda clubs. Blah blah profile blah blah shop window.

___________________________

That should summarise the majority if replies x"

Jennie is wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Have a vagina.

2. Be ghey

3. Be a ghey vagina

4. Attend meets. Dressed as above.

#ifthisfailsineversaidit

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By *ohntall123 OP   Man
over a year ago

Biggleswade

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