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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions." It's tricky isn't it? It feels so good at the time and to be honest I'd probably do it a lot more if it was easier. But we do all play hard to get and rightfully so, but I imagine in cavemen times they just fucked anyone when they had an erection. 'seducing' women with words is work. No doubt. And the slightest comment they dont like, they move on. Which is fine but sad for me and many men's penises. | |||
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"I also think that some people prefer the talk about it than the actual meet " This. Make a date. Put in the effort, then silence. The thrill of the chase has replaced the thrill of the meet?  | |||
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"Yes it's is a big effort but I can manage it once a week sometimes twice" I'm tired at the thought of that. | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions." The whole vibe you give off is negative but i suspect you are actually lovely in reality  | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions." The grafts real! Nuff said  | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions.The whole vibe you give off is negative but i suspect you are actually lovely in reality "Is it? Well fuck me. Nah I'm a complete bitch in reality. | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions.The whole vibe you give off is negative but i suspect you are actually lovely in reality
Is it? Well fuck me.
Nah I'm a complete bitch in reality. "sorry don't believe you | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions.The whole vibe you give off is negative but i suspect you are actually lovely in reality
Is it? Well fuck me.
Nah I'm a complete bitch in reality. sorry don't believe you "Evidence says otherwise | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions.The whole vibe you give off is negative but i suspect you are actually lovely in reality
Is it? Well fuck me.
Nah I'm a complete bitch in reality. sorry don't believe you
Evidence says otherwise "Haha | |||
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"Have a wank" This! I'd rather have a wank and then eat food, shagging is boring. | |||
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"Might need spiffing up a bit with some Worcestershire sauce. The eggs…. I added tomatoes and spinach. " Add diced chorizo next time  | |||
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"Might need spiffing up a bit with some Worcestershire sauce. The eggs…. I added tomatoes and spinach. Add diced chorizo next time "Don't like chorizo. | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions.The whole vibe you give off is negative but i suspect you are actually lovely in reality
Is it? Well fuck me.
Nah I'm a complete bitch in reality. sorry don't believe you
Evidence says otherwise "what evidence lol | |||
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"Might need spiffing up a bit with some Worcestershire sauce. The eggs…. I added tomatoes and spinach. Add diced chorizo next time
Don't like chorizo."Fuck is wrong with you | |||
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"Might need spiffing up a bit with some Worcestershire sauce. The eggs…. I added tomatoes and spinach. Add diced chorizo next time
Don't like chorizo."I thought we had the same palette what with our hula hoops and daim bars but this is pretty shocking. | |||
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"I also think that some people prefer the talk about it than the actual meet This. Make a date. Put in the effort, then silence. The thrill of the chase has replaced the thrill of the meet? "Think I got spoilt when I first joined fan about a decade ago. My first ever message was from a woman and went “I’m married, I love my husband but we don’t fuck anymore. I just want sex are you up for that”. I had just split from my ex and replied yes of course. She came round the next day walked in was naked in seconds. This went on for a few years twice a week in her lunch hour from work. She also introduced me to her friends, another couple on here. We never met as a 4 but they invited me round and I’d meet them every now and then stay over for the night which went on until lock down. This is when fab changed and we have since seems to have more talkers than doers or is it I’m getting older and less appealing, well nothing I can do about that. | |||
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"Might need spiffing up a bit with some Worcestershire sauce. The eggs…. I added tomatoes and spinach. Add diced chorizo next time
Don't like chorizo.
Fuck is wrong with you "Asking the wrong questions, because that list is far too long. Fuck is right, much shorter list... Though harder to work out. | |||
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"I also think that some people prefer the talk about it than the actual meet This. Make a date. Put in the effort, then silence. The thrill of the chase has replaced the thrill of the meet?
Think I got spoilt when I first joined fan about a decade ago.
My first ever message was from a woman and went “I’m married, I love my husband but we don’t fuck anymore. I just want sex are you up for that”. I had just split from my ex and replied yes of course. She came round the next day walked in was naked in seconds. This went on for a few years twice a week in her lunch hour from work.
She also introduced me to her friends, another couple on here. We never met as a 4 but they invited me round and I’d meet them every now and then stay over for the night which went on until lock down.
This is when fab changed and we have since seems to have more talkers than doers or is it I’m getting older and less appealing, well nothing I can do about that. "Faf? | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions." I never turn a chance down . You’ll never make up for that one. | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions.The whole vibe you give off is negative but i suspect you are actually lovely in reality
Is it? Well fuck me.
Nah I'm a complete bitch in reality. sorry don't believe you
Evidence says otherwise what evidence lol "I don't get my boobs out and use this  in reply to every guy. | |||
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"Might need spiffing up a bit with some Worcestershire sauce. The eggs…. I added tomatoes and spinach. Add diced chorizo next time
Don't like chorizo.
Fuck is wrong with you "Oh so many things | |||
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"Might need spiffing up a bit with some Worcestershire sauce. The eggs…. I added tomatoes and spinach. Add diced chorizo next time
Don't like chorizo.
I thought we had the same palette what with our hula hoops and daim bars but this is pretty shocking. "You and DF can nibble on some chorizo | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions. I never turn a chance down . You’ll never make up for that one." I mean you probably will. | |||
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"If I shave my legs for a man he better know he's special to me. " That's effort right there! I've lost my favourite razor so I'm going hairy for a while. | |||
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"Might need spiffing up a bit with some Worcestershire sauce. The eggs…." English mustard is great in scrambled….. | |||
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"You need to find one that will do you regardless of the fur and grime! They are the best kind!
Jo.Xx "Fur and grime! I'm stealing this for my next bio update. | |||
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"You need to find one that will do you regardless of the fur and grime! They are the best kind!
Jo.Xx "My legs live in hope! | |||
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"You need to find one that will do you regardless of the fur and grime! They are the best kind!
Jo.Xx
Fur and grime! I'm stealing this for my next bio update. "Or my next username | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions." Depends what time of day….. would help if I had a willing victim though…… | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions.The whole vibe you give off is negative but i suspect you are actually lovely in reality
Is it? Well fuck me.
Nah I'm a complete bitch in reality. sorry don't believe you
Evidence says otherwise what evidence lol
I don't get my boobs out and use this in reply to every guy. "i certainly would never expect any woman to do that | |||
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"You need to find one that will do you regardless of the fur and grime! They are the best kind!
Jo.Xx
Fur and grime! I'm stealing this for my next bio update.
Or my next username"Thought you shaved (all over) | |||
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"You need to find one that will do you regardless of the fur and grime! They are the best kind!
Jo.Xx
Fur and grime! I'm stealing this for my next bio update.
Or my next username"I hope you do. 
Don't forget to mention the fluffy toes that must be sucked! 
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"Might need spiffing up a bit with some Worcestershire sauce. The eggs…. I added tomatoes and spinach. Add diced chorizo next time
Don't like chorizo.
I thought we had the same palette what with our hula hoops and daim bars but this is pretty shocking.
You and DF can nibble on some chorizo
"You'd like that wouldn't you. Eating your hula hoops just watching us. Filthy. | |||
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"You need to find one that will do you regardless of the fur and grime! They are the best kind!
Jo.Xx
Fur and grime! I'm stealing this for my next bio update.
Or my next username
I hope you do.
Don't forget to mention the fluffy toes that must be sucked!
Jo.Xx "Great now I'm day dreaming about your and coyotes feet next to each other | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions. Depends what time of day….. would help if I had a willing victim though……" Alright Jeffrey... | |||
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"You need to find one that will do you regardless of the fur and grime! They are the best kind!
Jo.Xx
Fur and grime! I'm stealing this for my next bio update.
Or my next username
I hope you do.
Don't forget to mention the fluffy toes that must be sucked!
Jo.Xx "You know full well someone will like that. Lots of someone's. | |||
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"You need to find one that will do you regardless of the fur and grime! They are the best kind!
Jo.Xx
Fur and grime! I'm stealing this for my next bio update.
Or my next username
I hope you do.
Don't forget to mention the fluffy toes that must be sucked!
Jo.Xx
You know full well someone will like that. Lots of someone's. "Even if they don't like it, they will be in for any chance! | |||
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"Yeah sometimes - it's so much easier to snuggle up with a blanket and watch Crowley's nefarious scheme come to light with a hot chocolate and hairy legs. Then I remember I quite like sex. And the people I have sex with. Or will have sex with. I don't need to shave my legs but I can make a little bit of effort. My buzzing state after it is well worth it. For at least the next few days." Unfortunately supernatural wins with me every time. | |||
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"I go through phases. If I have had a meet then I usually want another and it gets easier to keep on going. Eventually I run out of energy and stop for a while." It is like exercise! The longer you don't do it the harder it is to start again. | |||
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"Yeah sometimes - it's so much easier to snuggle up with a blanket and watch Crowley's nefarious scheme come to light with a hot chocolate and hairy legs. Then I remember I quite like sex. And the people I have sex with. Or will have sex with. I don't need to shave my legs but I can make a little bit of effort. My buzzing state after it is well worth it. For at least the next few days. Unfortunately supernatural wins with me every time. " Ha! I'm trying to avoid that and telling myself I need to not be watching it this weekend. | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions." I feel ya! | |||
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"I go through phases. If I have had a meet then I usually want another and it gets easier to keep on going. Eventually I run out of energy and stop for a while. It is like exercise! The longer you don't do it the harder it is to start again. " I have actually made going down the gym part of my day to day life and I miss not being there. Once you create the habit it becomes much easier. I don’t think it is as healthy to make fab meets a daily habit…. | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions." Keep their expectations low from beginning heh - that's my suggestion.
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions. Keep their expectations low from beginning heh - that's my suggestion.
T"This! But also keep expectations low, yet still manage to disappoint. | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions. Keep their expectations low from beginning heh - that's my suggestion.
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"If I shave my legs for a man he better know he's special to me. That's effort right there! I've lost my favourite razor so I'm going hairy for a while. " I use disposable ones. It usually takes two to do my whole body. Razors aren't cheap and I'm not wasting them on a crap shag. | |||
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"Yes! Yes! Yes! I sometimes feel like men on here expect women to be "meet ready" 24/7 not realising the effort it takes and quite frankly whether we're in the mood to be arsed to get "meet ready". " Not just meet ready, but wearing a push up bra, low cut top, short skirt, heels and a face full of make up. | |||
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"Yes! Yes! Yes! I sometimes feel like men on here expect women to be "meet ready" 24/7 not realising the effort it takes and quite frankly whether we're in the mood to be arsed to get "meet ready". Not just meet ready, but wearing a push up bra, low cut top, short skirt, heels and a face full of make up. " Jeans and a tee shirt would suffice  | |||
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"Yes! Yes! Yes! I sometimes feel like men on here expect women to be "meet ready" 24/7 not realising the effort it takes and quite frankly whether we're in the mood to be arsed to get "meet ready". Not just meet ready, but wearing a push up bra, low cut top, short skirt, heels and a face full of make up. Jeans and a tee shirt would suffice "You know me so well | |||
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"Yes! Yes! Yes! I sometimes feel like men on here expect women to be "meet ready" 24/7 not realising the effort it takes and quite frankly whether we're in the mood to be arsed to get "meet ready". Not just meet ready, but wearing a push up bra, low cut top, short skirt, heels and a face full of make up. " That's all included in meet ready for me... Not that I tend to wear much admittedly.  | |||
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"Yes! Yes! Yes! I sometimes feel like men on here expect women to be "meet ready" 24/7 not realising the effort it takes and quite frankly whether we're in the mood to be arsed to get "meet ready". Not just meet ready, but wearing a push up bra, low cut top, short skirt, heels and a face full of make up. Jeans and a tee shirt would suffice "All day long yes. | |||
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"Yes! Yes! Yes! I sometimes feel like men on here expect women to be "meet ready" 24/7 not realising the effort it takes and quite frankly whether we're in the mood to be arsed to get "meet ready". Not just meet ready, but wearing a push up bra, low cut top, short skirt, heels and a face full of make up. Jeans and a tee shirt would suffice
You know me so well "I'd prefer people are comfortable. We're gonna have a laugh | |||
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"I think I’m the opposite , it’s often effortless exciting fun and a great idea until a split second after the sex , then it’s like oh no what did I do ? How to politely get them out? I want my apartment and life back just for me, slob around , play guitar and eat cake alone until the next sex is due. Obviously not anyone off here, they are all wonderful and can stay the whole week. I’m taking about the ‘others’ the ‘normals’" Good save | |||
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"Fear not fair maiden… I like dirty girls, I never make plans and you can just open your bedroom window and I’ll appear Dawson’s creek style. I’ll even pull your nighty back down afterwards "He don't wanna wait, for your egg to be over. | |||
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"Yes! Yes! Yes! I sometimes feel like men on here expect women to be "meet ready" 24/7 not realising the effort it takes and quite frankly whether we're in the mood to be arsed to get "meet ready". Not just meet ready, but wearing a push up bra, low cut top, short skirt, heels and a face full of make up. That's all included in meet ready for me... Not that I tend to wear much admittedly. "I wouldn't do that for someone I hadn't met before. | |||
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"Fear not fair maiden… I like dirty girls, I never make plans and you can just open your bedroom window and I’ll appear Dawson’s creek style. I’ll even pull your nighty back down afterwards "Last night's midnight snack still stuck to my nighty? | |||
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"Fear not fair maiden… I like dirty girls, I never make plans and you can just open your bedroom window and I’ll appear Dawson’s creek style. I’ll even pull your nighty back down afterwards
Last night's midnight snack still stuck to my nighty?"Half time treat | |||
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"You need to find one that will do you regardless of the fur and grime! They are the best kind!
Jo.Xx "I love this | |||
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"Might need spiffing up a bit with some Worcestershire sauce. The eggs…. I added tomatoes and spinach. " Too soggy.. | |||
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"You might like to note that your profile says age 95 to 95 only. Note ONLY. Kind of likely to restrict any contacts! As nobody who isn't 95 can't write to you!" I expect that is be design. Actually expect is wrong. I know. | |||
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Meet effort though I CBA at all, we don't generally look for meets on here these days unless it's someone we've already been chatting too.
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"You might like to note that your profile says age 95 to 95 only. Note ONLY. Kind of likely to restrict any contacts! As nobody who isn't 95 can't write to you!" • It's ok. The OP struggles with men on here.  We on the fora supply her with light relief and heavy petting. | |||
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"You might like to note that your profile says age 95 to 95 only. Note ONLY. Kind of likely to restrict any contacts! As nobody who isn't 95 can't write to you! • It's ok. The OP struggles with men on here. We on the fora supply her with light relief and heavy petting."And PSL goodness | |||
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"Hmmm,dies that lack of effort carry through to to sex also?" Sometimes. Sometimes. | |||
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"Yes! Yes! Yes! I sometimes feel like men on here expect women to be "meet ready" 24/7 not realising the effort it takes and quite frankly whether we're in the mood to be arsed to get "meet ready". " Exactly. And I can not be arsed. | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions." Nope. The amount of effort may of course vary. I know its trickier for women as there's an expectation to look their best - hair, make up, trimmed/waxed/groomed, nails, lingerie, clothes, shoes, even frigging handbags.
It's easier for men. Shit, shower and shave, pit spray, make sure the crotch doesn't look like darkest Peru and brush your hair (should you have some) and your teeth.
Takes us way less time to get ready.
But with someone you know well some of that can be unnecessary and it's all about the time spent together, rather than the bells and whistles of how you look. Quality time is more important than putting on all the finery every time.
Otherwise its just 'fake you'.
And I'd always rather see the real person, not the polished and presented one.
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"Fear not fair maiden… I like dirty girls, I never make plans and you can just open your bedroom window and I’ll appear Dawson’s creek style. I’ll even pull your nighty back down afterwards "And they say romance is dead 
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"Fear not fair maiden… I like dirty girls, I never make plans and you can just open your bedroom window and I’ll appear Dawson’s creek style. I’ll even pull your nighty back down afterwards
And they say romance is dead
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"Fear not fair maiden… I like dirty girls, I never make plans and you can just open your bedroom window and I’ll appear Dawson’s creek style. I’ll even pull your nighty back down afterwards
And they say romance is dead
I sleep naked so that saves you a job. "Would you like me to wake you first? I’ve heard some guys have sex with conscious women but I’m yet to come across a willing one… | |||
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"Hmmm,dies that lack of effort carry through to to sex also? Sometimes. Sometimes." Clever...in a schoolyard level | |||
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"Fear not fair maiden… I like dirty girls, I never make plans and you can just open your bedroom window and I’ll appear Dawson’s creek style. I’ll even pull your nighty back down afterwards
And they say romance is dead
I sleep naked so that saves you a job.
She does "I’ll leave your pyjamas pulled down if you’re there too. | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions. Nope. The amount of effort may of course vary. I know its trickier for women as there's an expectation to look their best - hair, make up, trimmed/waxed/groomed, nails, lingerie, clothes, shoes, even frigging handbags.
It's easier for men. Shit, shower and shave, pit spray, make sure the crotch doesn't look like darkest Peru and brush your hair (should you have some) and your teeth.
Takes us way less time to get ready.
But with someone you know well some of that can be unnecessary and it's all about the time spent together, rather than the bells and whistles of how you look. Quality time is more important than putting on all the finery every time.
Otherwise its just 'fake you'.
And I'd always rather see the real person, not the polished and presented one.
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"Hmmm,dies that lack of effort carry through to to sex also? Sometimes. Sometimes. Clever...in a schoolyard level "I like to get to the level of those I'm talking with. | |||
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"Fear not fair maiden… I like dirty girls, I never make plans and you can just open your bedroom window and I’ll appear Dawson’s creek style. I’ll even pull your nighty back down afterwards
And they say romance is dead
I sleep naked so that saves you a job.
Would you like me to wake you first?
I’ve heard some guys have sex with conscious women but I’m yet to come across a willing one…"Tricky, I do like my sleep. Try a slight tap on the shoulder and if I don't wake, just carry on. | |||
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I'm going to smack you! PSL ."Promises promises | |||
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"I think Ive only shaved my legs twice this whole year, Im all out of effort
Twice? That takes some effort
I must have drank a redbull those days"One leg every 6 months doesn’t count… | |||
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"Fear not fair maiden… I like dirty girls, I never make plans and you can just open your bedroom window and I’ll appear Dawson’s creek style. I’ll even pull your nighty back down afterwards
And they say romance is dead
I sleep naked so that saves you a job.
Would you like me to wake you first?
I’ve heard some guys have sex with conscious women but I’m yet to come across a willing one…
Tricky, I do like my sleep.
Try a slight tap on the shoulder and if I don't wake, just carry on.
"You’ll need to leave a written letter of consent on the pillow. I’m not having that shit bite me in the arse….. | |||
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions. Nope. The amount of effort may of course vary. I know its trickier for women as there's an expectation to look their best - hair, make up, trimmed/waxed/groomed, nails, lingerie, clothes, shoes, even frigging handbags.
It's easier for men. Shit, shower and shave, pit spray, make sure the crotch doesn't look like darkest Peru and brush your hair (should you have some) and your teeth.
Takes us way less time to get ready.
But with someone you know well some of that can be unnecessary and it's all about the time spent together, rather than the bells and whistles of how you look. Quality time is more important than putting on all the finery every time.
Otherwise its just 'fake you'.
And I'd always rather see the real person, not the polished and presented one.
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Ah if you saw me first thing you may change your mind on that "Nah. I've seen myself in the mirror enough times first thing. Little beats that for nightmares.....
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Pumpkin Spice Latte - are you sure she likes them?"She does!!! | |||
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"I’m lacking the effort to reply to this thread " Me too. | |||
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"Fear not fair maiden… I like dirty girls, I never make plans and you can just open your bedroom window and I’ll appear Dawson’s creek style. I’ll even pull your nighty back down afterwards
And they say romance is dead
I sleep naked so that saves you a job.
Would you like me to wake you first?
I’ve heard some guys have sex with conscious women but I’m yet to come across a willing one…
Tricky, I do like my sleep.
Try a slight tap on the shoulder and if I don't wake, just carry on.
You’ll need to leave a written letter of consent on the pillow. I’m not having that shit bite me in the arse….."It’ll be fine… mainly as you weren’t invited. | |||
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"Fear not fair maiden… I like dirty girls, I never make plans and you can just open your bedroom window and I’ll appear Dawson’s creek style. I’ll even pull your nighty back down afterwards
And they say romance is dead
I sleep naked so that saves you a job.
Would you like me to wake you first?
I’ve heard some guys have sex with conscious women but I’m yet to come across a willing one…
Tricky, I do like my sleep.
Try a slight tap on the shoulder and if I don't wake, just carry on.
You’ll need to leave a written letter of consent on the pillow. I’m not having that shit bite me in the arse…..
It’ll be fine… mainly as you weren’t invited."
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"I'll shag you if you like and you won't even have to think about it. " Lie back and think of... Nothing? | |||
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"There ain't no man in the world hot enough for me to get a leg wax." Just haven't met me yet... That's how the line works, right? | |||
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"There ain't no man in the world hot enough for me to get a leg wax." I'd consider it for Ryan. No one else though. | |||
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"There ain't no man in the world hot enough for me to get a leg wax. Just haven't met me yet... That's how the line works, right? " I sang that. Badly. | |||
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"I actually do get the meh quite often, I’m terrible at messaging and when it gets to the 3rd day I just lose the energy " I'm terrible at replying to people. I get distracted easily. | |||
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"I actually do get the meh quite often, I’m terrible at messaging and when it gets to the 3rd day I just lose the energy I'm terrible at replying to people. I get distracted easily." Yep same, even if I message first. I could quite easily not reply for a day and it’s not because I don’t want to talk its more I’m probably just gonna ask the same thing again | |||
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"I actually do get the meh quite often, I’m terrible at messaging and when it gets to the 3rd day I just lose the energy I'm terrible at replying to people. I get distracted easily. Yep same, even if I message first. I could quite easily not reply for a day and it’s not because I don’t want to talk its more I’m probably just gonna ask the same thing again "I’m also not very good at chat over messages haha | |||
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"You need to find one that will do you regardless of the fur and grime! They are the best kind!
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"Does anyone else lack the effort to have the sex? You have to talk to people and plan things and shower and stuff. It's hard work. It's like working out, I know I should do it as it's good for me and I'll feel better, but actually getting to that point of doing it is just hard. Once I'm there I fully participate and it's never as bad as I anticipated, but I still have to get there. I'm having some scrambled egg so that may perk me up but am open to other suggestions." this is why I can never organise a 3some. Too much effort again (thats my excuse anyway) | |||
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Jo.Xx
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I have shamelessly pinched it! "I was gonna use this for my bio!!! | |||
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"You need to find one that will do you regardless of the fur and grime! They are the best kind!
Jo.Xx
I love this
I have shamelessly pinched it!
I was gonna use this for my bio!!!"Snooze ya loose! | |||
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"Anyone had sex here yet? Effort brucey. Effor." Coyotes I've told you you really have to do so little! Open your mouth, lie flat on a pillow. Hell have some daim bars. Hell, watch supernatural during. Don't say I don't treat you! | |||
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"Anyone had sex here yet? Effort brucey. Effor. Coyotes I've told you you really have to do so little! Open your mouth, lie flat on a pillow. Hell have some daim bars. Hell, watch supernatural during. Don't say I don't treat you!" I can watch supernatural? Don't make too much noise then. | |||
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"Anyone had sex here yet? Effort brucey. Effor. Coyotes I've told you you really have to do so little! Open your mouth, lie flat on a pillow. Hell have some daim bars. Hell, watch supernatural during. Don't say I don't treat you! I can watch supernatural? Don't make too much noise then. " Oh sorry you're gonna need the subtitles on while I groan like a pig | |||
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"I actually do get the meh quite often, I’m terrible at messaging and when it gets to the 3rd day I just lose the energy I'm terrible at replying to people. I get distracted easily. Yep same, even if I message first. I could quite easily not reply for a day and it’s not because I don’t want to talk its more I’m probably just gonna ask the same thing again
I’m also not very good at chat over messages haha "Maybe we should try in person | |||
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"Anyone had sex here yet? Effort brucey. Effor. Coyotes I've told you you really have to do so little! Open your mouth, lie flat on a pillow. Hell have some daim bars. Hell, watch supernatural during. Don't say I don't treat you! I can watch supernatural? Don't make too much noise then. Oh sorry you're gonna need the subtitles on while I groan like a pig " I'll wear headphones | |||
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"Anyone had sex here yet? Effort brucey. Effor. Coyotes I've told you you really have to do so little! Open your mouth, lie flat on a pillow. Hell have some daim bars. Hell, watch supernatural during. Don't say I don't treat you! I can watch supernatural? Don't make too much noise then. Oh sorry you're gonna need the subtitles on while I groan like a pig I'll wear headphones " Ear muffs would suit better | |||
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"Anyone had sex here yet? Effort brucey. Effor. Coyotes I've told you you really have to do so little! Open your mouth, lie flat on a pillow. Hell have some daim bars. Hell, watch supernatural during. Don't say I don't treat you! I can watch supernatural? Don't make too much noise then. Oh sorry you're gonna need the subtitles on while I groan like a pig I'll wear headphones Ear muffs would suit better " I have some black fluffy ones | |||
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"Yes, sometimes simply not worth it; when the preparation beforehand which takes min. 3-5hrs -for a sex meeting that may not last more than 1hr makes no sense whatsoever. Prep.: diet, perform an enema to ensure pristine clean arsehole (clean water in until clean water out), shave body smooth all over and shower. The dolling up to look passable is the easy part and takes only 30-60 minutes to do. It's the prep. beforehand which is a mission. Then having to travel to and from a 1-2-1 meeting that may only last an hour is simply not worth it. My reason why I now much prefer sex clubs and cruising outdoors since I receive plenty of action. Yes, some 1-2-1 private parties are worth the effort but in general, majority are not unless meetings are likely to last more than prep. time. Hell, some can't even last more than 5-15 mins. Soul destroying when that happens, with a meeting lasting less time than putting on your make-up. Some are worth the effort others are not. Never stop to learn that's for sure." Exactly this... All the preparation takes longer than the actual sex most of the time!! | |||
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"Yes, sometimes simply not worth it; when the preparation beforehand which takes min. 3-5hrs -for a sex meeting that may not last more than 1hr makes no sense whatsoever. Prep.: diet, perform an enema to ensure pristine clean arsehole (clean water in until clean water out), shave body smooth all over and shower. The dolling up to look passable is the easy part and takes only 30-60 minutes to do. It's the prep. beforehand which is a mission. Then having to travel to and from a 1-2-1 meeting that may only last an hour is simply not worth it. My reason why I now much prefer sex clubs and cruising outdoors since I receive plenty of action. Yes, some 1-2-1 private parties are worth the effort but in general, majority are not unless meetings are likely to last more than prep. time. Hell, some can't even last more than 5-15 mins. Soul destroying when that happens, with a meeting lasting less time than putting on your make-up. Some are worth the effort others are not. Never stop to learn that's for sure. Exactly this... All the preparation takes longer than the actual sex most of the time!! " Do you do all of this because you like to feel confident about yourself or do you think it is an expectation the person you're meeting has? For the latter, wouldn't it be better to talk about it before to save time? Not everyone cares about make-up, etc. | |||
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"I'm in a relationship so luckily it's always available and he'd probably shag me even if I had shit my pants and had toilet roll stuck on my fanny lips. I couldn't be doing with arranging a shag at the moment. I can't be fucking bothered. " ,, made me laugh | |||
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