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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can't say a word, you enter the room (thread) and can only carry out an action.

Please remember your asterisks! Asterisks denote an action carried out by the poster.

I'll start...

*PW walks into room, sees no one is around,gets ready to flash her boobs at the first person to walk in*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#in walks Tom seeing PW amazing breasts trips over the cat that followed me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*PW goes to assist Tom and gives him a cuddle forgetting to put her boobs away*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks in, sees boobs and man on floor. Walks out to go grab a coffee and a hash brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Notices that everyone is busy, so seizes my opportunity to raid the fridge and the piss on the toilet seat*

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

*walks in..”has anyone seen my cat?!?”

D.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

*FS surveys all around him, disappointed there are no Gregg’s sausage rolls, with regret he leaves to continue his sad, lonely existence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strut in in 9 inch heels walks over to the first beautiful person that catches my eye and kiss they hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Geordie walks in, sees the fridge is empty and walks back out*

I’m hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/08/23 08:34:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*rubbing my eyes after getting them both poked with nipples, I thank PW for her welcome. Make coffee for everyone else in the room. And wonder who left the fridge door open…

The cats in there eating some fresh prawns left by drama free*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Realising my mistake, I close the fridge door....only to see that the cat has had reaction to the prawns and has now turned into Wonko. I quickly close the door, with the cat still inside*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*JB walks in with a coffee half awake, sees nothing going on, sits in the corner until he's ready to talk to people*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Tom says hi to Joe beans asks how derby got on, sniggers and asks if he’d like a top up of coffee. *

Sorry, I was at work and heard the shout of joy at derby, genuinely thought you guys had scored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*JB walks in with a coffee half awake, sees nothing going on, sits in the corner until he's ready to talk to people*"

Him out of JLS?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

*enters rooms, realised he missed the boob flash, farts. Leaves room hearing the screams of the wounded as he closes the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Enters room with breathing apparatus to look for survivors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Narrator enters the room….. sees who’s in the room, and leaves to go and get Woody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Woody brings the whole gang and peeps around the door, afraid of what they might see, except for the Potato Heads who have seen and done it all! Buzz pushes everyone aside while tellin then not to be afraid, but stops suddenly when he sees what is actually happening! Woody's cord caught on Buzz and exclaims "Someone's..."

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

*H85 magically apparates into the centre of the room, momentarily blinding the other occupants with her glow. As the glow fades it becomes apparent she is bearing gifts of cake...

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

*opens door dressed in hazmat suit, chucks in a grenade, leaves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*SP walks in scratched to smitherines and asks “who’s cat is this” holding a cat aloft*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Ms Wyld peers in to the room to say hello. Upon seeing the cat she can't resist a little cuddle with it. *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*Ms Wyld peers in to the room to say hello. Upon seeing the cat she can't resist a little cuddle with it. *"

Be careful it scratches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Comes back in, witnesses a horrendous orgy, cover the cats eyes whilst going through the pockets of the clothes on the floor*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* takes advantage of DF whilst he's bent over then leaves sharpish to grab another hash brown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Sixth sense kicks in and turns around to see Lilith wearing a 4inch strap on, preparing to analy invade me. Throw the cat in her face whilst deploying a roundhouse to her left tit*

*Then steals her hash brown*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Sashays in, all sexy like. Falls off heel, twisting ankle. Limps out feeling slightly foolish*

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"*Sashays in, all sexy like. Falls off heel, twisting ankle. Limps out feeling slightly foolish*"

*provides a shoulder to side Jennie out of the room because I’m a good lad like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Sixth sense kicks in and turns around to see Lilith wearing a 4inch strap on, preparing to analy invade me. Throw the cat in her face whilst deploying a roundhouse to her left tit*

*Then steals her hash brown*"

*PW hands CU and DF a set of keys for another room as they clearly need one*

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

*Jo walks in sees her reflection in the mirror, panics and runs back out!! She's starkers!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

*Brucey walks in with a boom box playing 'Pump Up The Jam' and says 'ohhh shit'. See's the cat looking Wonko like and decides to ignore it, and grabs Coyotes back to see her moves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*walks into the room, notices all the chaos going on, decides it’s too early to get involved in any of it, goes and sits in the corner*

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"*walks into the room, notices all the chaos going on, decides it’s too early to get involved in any of it, goes and sits in the corner* "

*returning to the room after making sure Jennie was comfortable he notices the Shivs all alone in the corner. Beckons to them to follow and head to the bar

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Realises grenade was a dud and puts the kettle on*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* walks in and trips over metal object.. picks up and notices theres a wee pin… “i wonder what this is” pulls it

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

*walks in and wonders if the cat is still alive???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*woody walks in, puts a bowl on the table and throws in 3 sets of keys ….

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

*Brucey starts wanking in the dancefloor cause this party sucks*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*PW points at Bruce and the points at the door indicating that he should fuck off*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Watches Brucie head for the door....only for PW to shout stop and declare her love for him. Myself and the cat don't know were to look *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*in comes FC wielding an axe and looking for brucey *

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

*TF enter the room riding bareback on a very large horse wearing nothing but cowboy hats and boots and singing Dolly Parton’s 9 to 5 *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walks in and can see you lot …. So turns back around and walks straight back out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*in comes FC wielding an axe and looking for brucey *"

*Woody request the dj plays a Sophie Ellis Bextor song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*TT2 walk in sigh, say "not today" and walk out*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*S77 walks in and quietly sits in the Corner with a Beer and tilts his hat to the Ladies

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

*tats walks in eating a box of hash browns, notices Brucey walking with his head down and pw pointing to the door. Tats immediately walks to the bar and does a shot*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*follow him with the hash browns.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"*follow him with the hash browns. "

* tats sneakily hands coyote his last hash brown*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* realises tasty has eaten the entire box of hash browns except one. Looks at him in disgust and walks out to find more.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"* realises tasty has eaten the entire box of hash browns except one. Looks at him in disgust and walks out to find more.

"

* as coyote leaves, he pulls another box out all to him self *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* realises tasty has eaten the entire box of hash browns except one. Looks at him in disgust and walks out to find more.

* as coyote leaves, he pulls another box out all to him self *"

*TT2 also pull a bag of hash browns out as well. We all giggle*

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"* realises tasty has eaten the entire box of hash browns except one. Looks at him in disgust and walks out to find more.

* as coyote leaves, he pulls another box out all to him self *

*TT2 also pull a bag of hash browns out as well. We all giggle*

F"

*Smells hash browns and comes back in. Grabs axe off FC....

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

*flips sign on the door*

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By *aftSpunkMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

*walks in to a room smelling solely of warm hash browns. The room stops giggling at the new member, possibly a hash brown lover. Sheepishly I back out the room, jamming my towel in the door in haste*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Watches Brucie head for the door....only for PW to shout stop and declare her love for him. Myself and the cat don't know were to look *"

*PW shakes DF from some kind of dream he's having and brings him back to reality with a good slap*

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By *ager 2 PleaseMan
over a year ago

Birmingham/midlands


"* realises tasty has eaten the entire box of hash browns except one. Looks at him in disgust and walks out to find more.

* as coyote leaves, he pulls another box out all to him self *

*TT2 also pull a bag of hash browns out as well. We all giggle*

F

*Smells hash browns and comes back in. Grabs axe off FC...."

*E2P hears rumours of hash browns so wonders in, but has no idea why the axe is there, however, there are boobs, and that appears to relax E2P. So he sits down and watches the fun

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"* realises tasty has eaten the entire box of hash browns except one. Looks at him in disgust and walks out to find more.

* as coyote leaves, he pulls another box out all to him self *

*TT2 also pull a bag of hash browns out as well. We all giggle*

F

*Smells hash browns and comes back in. Grabs axe of FC...."

* sees coyote with an axe and shoved all

The has browns in mouth*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*S77 quietly finishes his Beer, gets up, picks up his Hat and meanders out looking for some Southern Fried Chicken to go with the Hash Browns he (for some reason) now wants

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

*Brucey dodges all axe blows from his killer moves and some absolutely intended slipping on the jizz he spilled on the floor earlier. Accidentally bumps into PW, definitely felt some boob. Skids away like Torville and Dean to the hash brown situation. You won't like Brucey when he's hangry*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*I'm in awe of Brucey avoiding all the axe blows, I'm watching with joy as he swerves the mindless thugs gunning for him. PW tries to kick me out, but I put her in the fridge with the cat*

*I'm away upstairs for a piss*

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